FML

[Michael Myers]

I want to rot at home but I’m being forced to go to my cousin’s son’s birthday party. I just wanna stay at home.

 

[BrahminBoss]

say fuck u

 

[buflek]

perfect moment to get to know jbs

 

[murdah]

your cousin has a family while you rot on am incel forum

 

[Michael Myers]

say fuck u

I want to.

perfect moment to get to know jbs

lol jfl.

your cousin has a family while you rot on am incel forum

He’s 13.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

perfect moment to get to know jbs

shoulda fucked that romanian jb in the woods buddyboyo

 

[TechnoBoss]

Over. I'd rather stay at home and drink. No alcohol at kids parties.

 

[Freixel]

Yesterday I turned down a bowling trip

Maybe we're just true mentalcels trying to communicate with others of our species over the internet.

 

[Michael Myers]

Over. I'd rather stay at home and drink. No alcohol at kids parties.

Yeah exactly. Well id just wallow in self-pity jfl but that beats going outside. You got time on Tuesday btw? Or Monday?

 

[buflek]

shoulda fucked that romanian jb in the woods buddyboyo

or this 17 year old spanish whore who approached me 2 years ago at the beach

 

[Michael Myers]

Yesterday I turned down a bowling trip

Maybe we're just true mentalcels trying to communicate with others of our species over the internet.

Sounds like me. I passed up on hanging out with friends before just to rot at home but now I’m being forced by family.

 

[Michael Myers]

or this 17 year old spanish whore who approached me 2 years ago at the beach

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She’s just an innocent child! You were GROOMING her!

 

[TechnoBoss]

Yeah exactly. Well id just wallow in self-pity jfl but that beats going outside. You got time on Tuesday btw? Or Monday?

I got nothing but time whenever for you bro. Maybe we can watch Nightmare On Meek Street later

 

[Michael Myers]

I got nothing but time whenever for you bro. Maybe we can watch Nightmare On Meek Street later

Yes let’s gooooo. Well Monday I mean. I need to sleep on time tonight so I can sleep on time tomorrow for college but after that I can.

 

[buflek]

She’s just an innocent child! You were GROOMING her!

i wish i fucked her

 

[Freixel]

Sounds like me. I passed up on hanging out with friends before just to rot at home but now I’m being forced by family.

I once turned down a party at the house of a girl who liked me, she came the next day to ask me why I didn't go.

They told me that it was one of the best and that some colleagues showed up drunk and asleep in the bathtub

I stayed at home playing video games

 

[Michael Myers]

i wish i fucked her

You did the right thing by leaving her alone for less than 1 month so she could turn 18 first. A true gentleman who stands against pedophilia.

 

[Michael Myers]

I once turned down a party at the house of a girl who liked me, she came the next day to ask me why I didn't go.

They told me that it was one of the best and that some colleagues showed up drunk and asleep in the bathtub

I stayed at home playing video games

Caged. If a girl asked me I would have gone because I don’t really hang out with girls but other than that, mood AF.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

then don't go, you're a grown man and you do what you want

 

[Michael Myers]

then don't go, you're a grown man and you do what you want

I don’t want to let my family down.

 

[Michael Myers]

your cousin has a family while you rot on am incel forum

Nvm. I mean my cousin is in his 40s, makes €10k+ a month (giga mogger salary, extremely rare in the Netherlands) but he got an arranged marriage to a woman in his family.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

I don’t want to let my family down.

say youre sick or something then

 

[murdah]

Nvm. I mean my cousin is in his 40s, makes €10k+ a month (giga mogger salary, extremely rare in the Netherlands) but he got an arranged marriage to a woman in his family.

So the kid is inbred?

 

[Michael Myers]

So the kid is inbred?

I don’t know how far removed they are but possibly. He and his sister are incel and femcel (looks like my cousin but female).

 

[Diarrhoea]

I don’t know how far removed they are but possibly. He and his sister are incel and femcel (looks like my cousin but female).

Bhai wtf imagine they somehow discover u on this forum and see u calling them inbred

 

[Michael Myers]

Update - I went anyway. Got home at 11 pm. I could have rotted in peace.

Bhai wtf imagine they somehow discover u on this forum and see u calling them inbred

JFL. The dude’s whose bday it was crushed a snail. And then he laughed about it maniacally as he told the story to his dad. Psycho in the making I’m telling ya.