Forevergymcelling wasn't kidding about being paid by the mods. His resume just leaked.

[cvzvvc]

Forevergymcelling Resume
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Employer: Looksmax.org/Lookism.net (Intern)

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Dates of Employment: July 14, 2019 - Present

General Description:

I was employed in a paid position by the administrators of a severely autistic website populated by - but not necessarily limited to - closeted teenage homosexuals, 2.5 PSL Indians, steroid abusers, 30-something-year-old virgins, Discord rotters, and a high-net-worth French playboy/real estate mogul/CEO 10k a day/University professor/professional Counterstrike player.

Tasks:

- Social Media/SEO Optimization/Lead Generation

• Developed international outreach social media dating profiles ("Maherfishes") and interacted with thousands of high-sex-appeal women.
• Increased traffic at various bars by arranging to meet with women and then ghosting them.
• Caused numerous cases of suicidal ideation amongst Looksmax.org teenagers by showing them what they will never have despite thousands of dollars in surgeries and softmaxxing efforts.
• Increased traffic to Tyler Maher's Instagram page and generated overly-harsh and extraordinarily abusive commentary from PSL users on his Jersey Shore-reject of a wife.

- Event Planning

• Arranged multiple meetings ("Incelcons") of high-profile Lookism website users in the UK.
• Helped reclusive Internet posters with thousands of posts bring their neuroses and assorted psychological/physical hang-ups into the modern world, only to be aggressively shutdown in public by numerous men and women.
• Generated traffic to various UK clubs and evening environments.
• Successfully generated revenue for Domino's and Burger King in the wake of numerous rejections ("Cope Revenue").

- Brand Storytelling

• Painstakingly crafted numerous high-effort threads about the experiences of UK chad friends to entertain schizotypal/hyper-isolated teenagers.
• Increased depression among Looksmax.org/Lookism.net users by 1000x based on survey data.

- Photoshop

• Self-taught Photoshop expert with professional knowledge of modern software applications.
• Generated multiple income streams by morphing pictures of increasingly desperate and neurotic clients looking for any edge possible in modern dating.

@forevergymcelling
@PCT01
@Anstrum95
@the BULL

 

[forevergymcelling]

 

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[Deleted member 16474]

• Successfully generated revenue for Domino's and Burger King in the wake of numerous rejections ("Cope Revenue").

@geezcel

 

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[aBetterMii]

No incels credentials, wouldn't hire.

 

[ascension]

dnrd

 

[reborn]

I was employed in a paid position by the administrators of a severely autistic website populated by - but not necessarily limited to - closeted teenage homosexuals, 2.5 PSL Indians, steroid abusers, 30-something-year-old virgins, Discord rotters, and a high-net-worth French playboy/real estate mogul/CEO 10k a day/University professor/professional Counterstrike player.

Dude you forgot about the 40 something year old virgins

 

[Moggie]

a high-net-worth French playboy/real estate mogul/CEO 10k a day/University professor/professional Counterstrike player.

 

[cvzvvc]

No incels credentials, wouldn't hire.

From what I heard, given the recent shootings and killing sprees, incels.is was determined by a third-party resume reviewer to be too controversial to mention

 

[Deleted member 16474]

bump

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

dnrd

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