Found my old oneitis on tinder.

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used to jack off to dis b when i was on twd shi
Stacylite-Stacy, who is she?
 
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So by your definition its fine to jerk off and saying you want to pipe babies in 90s shows as theyre all technicsööy older than you. You fucking pedophilic scum i’ll come hunting for you
Okay okay I do see your point but when I was watching this show she was my age in the show, so I wanted to fuck her back when we were both the same age.

I find gore nasty but that is obviously fake.
 
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Fucking brutal
 
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They aren't real dead people.
What? Look at the picture and tell me theyre not dead people, idk whether its actually edited or not, although it may be. If its somehow fake then its so impressively made that indistuingshable from actual real life isis executions to the point that its gore no matter what
 
What? Look at the picture and tell me theyre not dead people, idk whether its actually edited or not, although it may be. If its somehow fake then its so impressively made that indistuingshable from actual real life isis executions to the point that its gore no matter what
They are TWD charactes. It's legit Tara and Enid I sent. But yes TWD's makeup was insane.
 
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They are TWD charactes. It's legit Tara and Enid I sent. But yes TWD's makeup was insane.
Holy shit are you being actual fr? if so whoever is reponsible for that needs a fucking oscar, the production is insane to say the least
 
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Holy shit are you being actual fr? if so whoever is reponsible for that needs a fucking oscar, the production is insane to say the least
The majority of the prizes that TWD won were makeup and special effects.
 
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if i were on twd id be going ER each fucking day(ij minecraft)

Be kiling niggas n shi. I would be known as Yung ReeZy
 
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if i were on twd id be going ER each fucking day(ij minecraft)

Be kiling niggas n shi. I would be known as Yung ReeZy
Tbh, if shit went sideways I would enter my supervillain arc asap with my viking heritage bloodlust.
 
i hate seeing girls i crushed on hella hard on OLD, knowing they are going to give it up to some local chad within 24 hours, meanwhile they left swipe me in .5 seconds of seeing my mug. Worst was a supet oneitis that i talked to then scared away sent me a like and then i fumbled it again (was 99% impossible for me to recover it but still i hurt so vaf
 
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Tbh, if shit went sideways I would enter my supervillain arc asap with my viking heritage bloodlust.
Nigga you aint doing shit

Id lit you white ass up with ma draco

Id own the world ong
 
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Youd go south straight to suck my bbc
Ffs man, I would most likely run Deacon St. John game, handsome mysterious and sarcastic biker guy.
 
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She used to be this perfect HQNP girl in my mind for years until today when I, during a chadfish, found her on tinder. I did not even dare swiping right in case she wanted chad dick. My night is ruined, but this has given me motivationfuel to do everything necessary in order to ascend as well as being able to forget her since she is not an angel anymore. Fuck these bitches man I'm going to ascend and disappear, I don't want anything to do with this city or country anymore, I will go to some new place and start over when the time is right.
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Juice...sing that shit.

My hypothesis on why this happened.

Let's call this woman Jane.

Jane was a sweet HQNP girl, and for a long time, she's either been invisible (because guys are scared of talking to her), or her options are underwhelming.

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Jane has recently informed me that the following users have approached her, and she had to give a hard no to: @BrahminBoss, @ReadBooksEveryday, @Zer0/∞ , and @Biggdink.

The pain of being single slowly became harder and harder. She tries dressing provocatively in hopes someone she likes will muster up the courage to talk to her.

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It doesn't work.

She tries dressing even more provocatively.

It doesn't work.

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She's way out of her comfort zone now but so desperate that she actively goes down to wearing booty shorts and these female tank tops.

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Of course, she's getting attention, but it's from flies like @ReadBooksEveryday.

One day, she is fed up. She can't take it anymore.

She downloads Tinder, posts some photos, starts swiping, and...

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(142 notifications)
(37 messages)
@Xangsane: Hey! My name is @Xangsane, and I'm looking for a good traditional Muslim girl. Will you be my wife?
@luljankybo: Ass up, face down.
@Prettyboy: Hey, slide at my place at 23482 Zagreb St...
Chad (she's really into): My address is...

She proceeds to fall into the Chad trap, gets fucked, gets thrown in the dumpster by chad, repeats the cycle for years, and becomes a deeply depressed, unsatisfied whore in the dating market.

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The end.
 
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She used to be this perfect HQNP girl in my mind for years until today when I, during a chadfish, found her on tinder. I did not even dare swiping right in case she wanted chad dick. My night is ruined, but this has given me motivationfuel to do everything necessary in order to ascend as well as being able to forget her since she is not an angel anymore. Fuck these bitches man I'm going to ascend and disappear, I don't want anything to do with this city or country anymore, I will go to some new place and start over when the time is right.
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Juice...sing that shit.

Same happened to me few days ago, just level up brother
 
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Tbh, she was very pretty so no guys had the guts to ask her out and she never had a boyfriend. This will be her fate while I can be a statusmaxxed chadlite who dnrd her.
 
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My hypothesis on why this happened.

Let's call this woman Jane.

Jane was a sweet HQNP girl, and for a long time, she's either been invisible (because guys are scared of talking to her), or her options are underwhelming.

Cute Girl Smile GIF by DEEPSYSTEM


Jane has recently informed me that the following users have approached her, and she had to give a hard no to: @BrahminBoss, @ReadBooksEveryday, @Zer0/∞ , and @Biggdink.

The pain of being single slowly became harder and harder. She tries dressing provocatively in hopes someone she likes will muster up the courage to talk to her.

sad art GIF by DP Animation Maker


It doesn't work.

She tries dressing even more provocatively.

It doesn't work.

200.gif


She's way out of her comfort zone now but so desperate that she actively goes down to wearing booty shorts and these female tank tops.

sasha grey pornstar GIF


Of course, she's getting attention, but it's from flies like @ReadBooksEveryday.

One day, she is fed up. She can't take it anymore.

She downloads Tinder, posts some photos, starts swiping, and...

Valentines Day Love GIF by Jimmy Simpson


(142 notifications)
(37 messages)
@Xangsane: Hey! My name is @Xangsane, and I'm looking for a good traditional Muslim girl. Will you be my wife?
@luljankybo: Ass up, face down.
@Prettyboy: Hey, slide at my place at 23482 Zagreb St...
Chad (she's really into): My address is...

She proceeds to fall into the Chad trap, gets fucked, gets thrown in the dumpster by chad, repeats the cycle for years, and becomes a deeply depressed, unsatisfied whore in the dating market.

anti_autigenderism_by_tultsi93_daqysz7-250t.jpg


The end.
she'll choose me
 
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Bro every model breaks tinder It doesn't matter if light looks dark looks
+ Those blonde models are actually dark blonde tanned not nerdiks
u have to be higher psl tho with dark looks

and ye nerdics are utter subhumans

blonde hair cucks get nothing
 
u have to be higher psl tho with dark looks

and ye nerdics are utter subhumans

blonde hair cucks get nothing
thom stridj is literally 6.5 PSL though?
 
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thom stridj is literally 6.5 PSL though?
ig but he doesn’t even have angular jaw and cool extreme features so i don’t fw that nigga
 
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ig but he doesn’t even have angular jaw and cool extreme features so i don’t fw that nigga
His eyes are pretty extreme in their coloring. But yeah I agree his face is pretty mediocre bone wise, he is carried by coloring hard.
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ig but he doesn’t even have angular jaw and cool extreme features so i don’t fw that nigga
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this is gigachad you don't need super hollow cheeks to be one
 
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even if you gave him dark eyes he would still break it. he looks like a painting
T50 + white pale. Kind of vampire looks tbh.
 
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this is gigachad you don't need super hollow cheeks to be one
meh

i know that averageness and harmony is more important for appeal to females but i just want men to look insane yk
 
You keep making threads on the wrong timezone...
You tagged me at 3 in the morning.
 
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