Found out I'm Jewish

[Deleted member 290353]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

(i'm not actually a full jew or anything )

 

[puff]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

u can;t be jewish unless ur mother is a jew

 

[lalalanotlistening]

being jewish is a flex in 2026

goyim are pathetic animals

 

[Deleted member 290353]

u can;t be jewish unless ur mother is a jew

idk if this is true but i'll take it

 

[puff]

idk if this is true but i'll take it

how can u be 1/8th jewish if u don't know how being jewish works

 

[voidpursuit]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

i wish i were a filthy fucking jew so i could have loans with no interest and control hollywood

 

[Deleted member 290353]

how can u be 1/8th jewish if u don't know how being jewish works

i was asking my parents about what they know abt their lineage and my dad said his dad so my grandpa is half jewish
also: i searched it up and it said this "Yes, you can be considered Jewish if your father is Jewish, but it depends on the specific Jewish movement you identify with; Orthodox and Conservative Judaism traditionally require a Jewish mother (matrilineal descent), while Reform and Reconstructionist Judaism accept patrilineal descent if the child is raised Jewishly with formal identification. So, you're recognized as Jewish in some streams by birth, but in others, you'd need to convert or formally identify to be accepted as Jewish."

 

[Deleted member 290353]

i wish i were a filthy fucking jew so i could have loans with no interest and control hollywood

my grandpa is broke

 

[puff]

i was asking my parents about what they know abt their lineage and my dad said his dad so my grandpa is half jewish
also: i searched it up and it said this "Yes, you can be considered Jewish if your father is Jewish, but it depends on the specific Jewish movement you identify with; Orthodox and Conservative Judaism traditionally require a Jewish mother (matrilineal descent), while Reform and Reconstructionist Judaism accept patrilineal descent if the child is raised Jewishly with formal identification. So, you're recognized as Jewish in some streams by birth, but in others, you'd need to convert or formally identify to be accepted as Jewish."

ur not religiously jewish unless ur mother is a jew

 

[Deleted member 290353]

ur not religiously jewish unless ur mother is a jew

I'm Christian

 

[voidpursuit]

my grandpa is broke

if you mean the jewish one then that's a skill issue at that point ngl

 

[Deleted member 290353]

if you mean the jewish one then that's a skill issue at that point ngl

yeah

 

[voidpursuit]

yeah

well hey at least you're 7/8ths NON-jewish so that's something to be happy about. only 1/8th of you did 9/11

 

[Deleted member 255555]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

(i'm not actually a full jew or anything )

just reincarnate

 

[Ghoulish]

sterilise yourself.

 

[tarkdriad33]

jill all kews

 

[Deleted member 305290]

You aint white, that's for certain.

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Atleast youre 12.5% of the chosen people

 

[luuk]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

(i'm not actually a full jew or anything )

No maternal lineage you don’t get any of the jew perks, no free israel trip or interest free loans for you

 

[NotsoNolann]

Being Jewish is a gift I love being Jewish

 

[Deleted member 290353]

You aint white, that's for certain.

I am

 

[Robloxfan25]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

(i'm not actually a full jew or anything )

It’s alright you can be our little pet jew

One of the good ones

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

u can;t be jewish unless ur mother is a jew

Ethnically Jewish

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

Yeah it's over
Ur never gonna be a good kind loving human

 

[Deleted member 305290]

I am

You're a mutt and not white.

 

[kiing_ronk]

Slide me some money

 

[Deleted member 290353]

You're a mutt and not white.

Predominantly European btw

 

[romanstock]

jews aren't a race they're a cult. so '12% jewish' usually just means 6% european 6% palestinian, so ur 6% palestinian who gives a f nigger

 

[jaidencopes]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

(i'm not actually a full jew or anything )

chad status was promised to you 3000 years ago

 

[Lefty Rankin]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

(i'm not actually a full jew or anything )

I like you.

 

[markye67]

My dad's dad is 1/2 jewish so i'm 1/8 or 12.5% jewish

I'm also <10% cherokee and the rest is basically all European

I just look like a regular white boy tho
my nose isn't big or anything

(i'm not actually a full jew or anything )

Nose reveal????

 

[Molotongo]

My favourite Jew

 

[Deleted member 290353]

My favourite Jew

Preciate all the reps broski

 

[Molotongo]

Preciate all the reps broski

No problem Bhai