FUCK DHL SERIOUSLY THE'RE A BUNCH OF CUCKSUCKING FAGOTS!!!!!!!

[disillusioned]

Ordered a bunch of sex toys on the net several weeks ago and made sure it would be just one shipment so that it would be discreet (I moved back in with my parents to save money for LDARing). However by mistake they sent it in the form of two shipments. These shipments never arrived. Then after a couple of weeks I angerly contacted them and told them shipment didn't arrive and they sent a replacement shipment, AGAIN in in two separate ways for some reason. Shit didn't arrive. Now it turns out that they forgot to mention that you have to pay import fees/taxes online for the shipment to arrive and I did so now I'm getting 4 fucking boxes full of sex toys shipped to my parent's place all at fucking once holy shit how am I going to explain this just holy fucking lmao I want to kill myself srs.

 

[Deleted member 6382]

They saved u from prolapsing ur asshole

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Someone post the German guy fucking a vacuum cleaner

 

[Deleted member 5927]

caged in a room full of normies JFL

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Ordered a bunch of sex toys

I'm getting 4 fucking boxes full of sex toys shipped to my parent's place

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Just fuck your pillow instead

 

[Deleted member 5927]

This was the funniest shit I've read in public before I couldn't stop laughing

 

[Pillarman]

sex toy? bruhh just fuck the banana skin

 

[Mr.cope]

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[disillusioned]

My original cover story in case they asked was that it was just a bunch of computer stuff or some shit and that would have worked if it was just one box but now it's fucking four so I doubt they will be apathetic the FUCK am I suppose to tell them?

Or for that fucking matter where am I even suppose to store all this bullshit? I've got a small chest next to my bed where I can hide some of it but not 4 fucking boxes. I honestly have no fucking idea what to do now. Just what the FUCK.

 

[Deleted member 1862]

bunch of sextoys? what the fuck did you need that many sex toys for

 

[Deleted member 5927]

this is the second time ive caged reading this

JFL

 

[Deleted member 1182]

make sure to get them, jfl at people here laughing at this
your threads motivate me ,op they motivate me that some day just some day we will artificially replace women with TECHNOLOGY!

 

[Deleted member 1862]

make sure to get them, jfl at people here laughing at this
your threads motivate me ,op they motivate me that some day just some day we will artificially replace women with TECHNOLOGY!

he's gay dude

 

[Deleted member 1182]

he's gay dude

No, brother dicklet squidward isnt gay, he means STRAIGHT sex toys
stop coping

 

[Deleted member 4209]

coomer

 

[oatmeal]

holy shit lmao

 

[Deleted member 39]

just tell your parents you wanna fuck a tight little pocket pussy what's the deal, you're a disgrace anyways, embrace the ldar life

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Its fucking over... You should rope.

 

[Mysticcc]

What 35 years of no pussy does to a mf