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i'm 13 years old, 5'2.5 (159cm), and 95 lbs (43kg).

chin
mandible thickening
gonions
ramus
zygoma
infras
supras
browridge

Never do too much
Once you look good, you are already carrying a massive amount of energy as a male, the only way you can fuck it up is by acting like a complete retard. It's good to be funny, for everyone trolling, don’t change yourself, but you need to constantly read the room and be smart about when to make a joke.

Don't ever drag some shit if people are already laughing at you, and don't have childish humor. If you are always joking you will actually make people take you less seriously, and it will completely diminish any inner light that you are showing. Make your humor witty, precise, and always at the right moment. Being a jester with no other traits is social suicide for a male, although some people will end up giggling your way into some panties. It isn't optimal, just be cool.


Consider yourself first
A lot of these idiots are going to try to tell you to be nonchalant, acting nonchalant is completely cringe and will leave you looking desperate to be validated. What you need to do instead is always be focused on your goals. When your entire mind is locked onto completing a list of tasks you have made for yourself, it will appear that you are "nonchalant".

There is no need to act like you have no feelings, or pretend you are better than everyone else. Just be cool, answer questions, be social, and don't be robotic. You don't have to go throughout your entire day constantly acting like you need to find the next thing to do. You shouldn't be leaving the house if you aren't leaving to do something important or time consuming anyway.


Never get offended
Always keep your composure, if appropriate you can even laugh at something disrespectful towards you (assuming it was made by a friend, and it is purely jokes). On a different note, whether that be someone judging your SWAG, or just flat out calling you ugly, ignore it.

Be confident in your energy, laugh it off, nothing can pierce deeply into your ego if you are a final stage male, allow the world to be yours and it will reward you.

Be well educated, on a number of different topics
Most people are walking around with knowledge on completely nothing outside of what they are interested in. If you want to be a final stage male, you need to appear intelligent even if you aren't. Find at least one topic a month that you have no interest in and research it, you never know when you might have the chance to use it in conversation.

A final stage male will always be able to hang with almost every social group there is. We already are (usually) naturally charming, but if you want to emphasize this to the highest degree, you need to master code switching, experiment socially by hanging out with people who you typically would see as lame. Remember that connections are everything in the modern world, that loser might get you a job in 10 years.
8-10 hours of sleep mandated
Lotion 1x per day
Whitening toothpaste
Whitening mouthwash
sodium & sugar deficit
Brush teeth 2x a day
Tongue scraper 2x a day
Cologne when going out
Floss 1x a day
Shower with soap
DIY male manicure
Pottasium surplus
sodium & sugar deficit
icing face daily for 5-10 minutes
Cold spoon compress on the eyes for 2 minutes when awoken.
Nose tape
(boyo holy cope)
Tretinoin 0.025%
Moisturizer
Jerking off on my face and licking the cum off
Tinted SPF
I've already had a palate expansion
Braces, rubber bands
Calorie surplus + 75 & 94g of protein daily.
Carbs before Workout
3.5 cm sock height boosters
balenciaga tracks (5cm)
Total of ~5'6 or ~167cm
eyebrow pencil on zygoma line (blended)
concelear eyebags and any bs blemishes
mascara
eyelash curler
voicemaxxing -
Transgender voice exercises
Speak from chest
Train larynx
Essentially deepening my voice

Mouth cutting 1-2 times per week
Teeth whitening strips (15% peroxide)

Wash hair 1x per week
Style with leave in conditioner by finger coiling, and brush styling.

kinda low effort :feelsgood:
 
Ascension plan and its being a normal human
 
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i'm 13 years old, 5'2.5 (159cm), and 95 lbs (43kg).

chin
mandible thickening
gonions
ramus
zygoma
infras
supras
browridge

Never do too much
Once you look good, you are already carrying a massive amount of energy as a male, the only way you can fuck it up is by acting like a complete retard. It's good to be funny, for everyone trolling, don’t change yourself, but you need to constantly read the room and be smart about when to make a joke.

Don't ever drag some shit if people are already laughing at you, and don't have childish humor. If you are always joking you will actually make people take you less seriously, and it will completely diminish any inner light that you are showing. Make your humor witty, precise, and always at the right moment. Being a jester with no other traits is social suicide for a male, although some people will end up giggling your way into some panties. It isn't optimal, just be cool.


Consider yourself first
A lot of these idiots are going to try to tell you to be nonchalant, acting nonchalant is completely cringe and will leave you looking desperate to be validated. What you need to do instead is always be focused on your goals. When your entire mind is locked onto completing a list of tasks you have made for yourself, it will appear that you are "nonchalant".

There is no need to act like you have no feelings, or pretend you are better than everyone else. Just be cool, answer questions, be social, and don't be robotic. You don't have to go throughout your entire day constantly acting like you need to find the next thing to do. You shouldn't be leaving the house if you aren't leaving to do something important or time consuming anyway.


Never get offended
Always keep your composure, if appropriate you can even laugh at something disrespectful towards you (assuming it was made by a friend, and it is purely jokes). On a different note, whether that be someone judging your SWAG, or just flat out calling you ugly, ignore it.

Be confident in your energy, laugh it off, nothing can pierce deeply into your ego if you are a final stage male, allow the world to be yours and it will reward you.

Be well educated, on a number of different topics
Most people are walking around with knowledge on completely nothing outside of what they are interested in. If you want to be a final stage male, you need to appear intelligent even if you aren't. Find at least one topic a month that you have no interest in and research it, you never know when you might have the chance to use it in conversation.

A final stage male will always be able to hang with almost every social group there is. We already are (usually) naturally charming, but if you want to emphasize this to the highest degree, you need to master code switching, experiment socially by hanging out with people who you typically would see as lame. Remember that connections are everything in the modern world, that loser might get you a job in 10 years.
8-10 hours of sleep mandated
Lotion 1x per day
Whitening toothpaste
Whitening mouthwash
sodium & sugar deficit
Brush teeth 2x a day
Tongue scraper 2x a day
Cologne when going out
Floss 1x a day
Shower with soap
DIY male manicure
Pottasium surplus
sodium & sugar deficit
icing face daily for 5-10 minutes
Cold spoon compress on the eyes for 2 minutes when awoken.
Nose tape
(boyo holy cope)
Tretinoin 0.025%
Moisturizer
Jerking off on my face and licking the cum off
Tinted SPF
I've already had a palate expansion
Braces, rubber bands
Calorie surplus + 75 & 94g of protein daily.
Carbs before Workout
3.5 cm sock height boosters
balenciaga tracks (5cm)
Total of ~5'6 or ~167cm
eyebrow pencil on zygoma line (blended)
concelear eyebags and any bs blemishes
mascara
eyelash curler
voicemaxxing -
Transgender voice exercises
Speak from chest
Train larynx
Essentially deepening my voice

Mouth cutting 1-2 times per week
Teeth whitening strips (15% peroxide)

Wash hair 1x per week
Style with leave in conditioner by finger coiling, and brush styling.

kinda low effort :feelsgood:
Ok so go do it???
 
retardedly normal "plan" looks like 2 hours of tiktok knowledge compiled JFLLLL
 
retardedly normal "plan" looks like 2 hours of tiktok knowledge compiled JFLLLL
faggot grey just learned what "jfl" means. you should pipe down talking a lot about tiktok knowledge when you clearly discovered the forum off of tiktok, and joined a month ago. 74 posts? and u think u can critisize? kill yourself. ASAP. and stop acting like this isn't a solid plan you degenerated soy boy.
 
faggot grey just learned what "jfl" means. you should pipe down talking a lot about tiktok knowledge when you clearly discovered the forum off of tiktok, and joined a month ago. 74 posts? and u think u can critisize? kill yourself. ASAP. and stop acting like this isn't a solid plan you degenerated soy boy.
sure bub ive been lurking in the forum for 2 years and yes i can critisize ur shitty ass "plan" ur 13 ffs u put icing face in "debloating" fucking iqlet that shit literally lasts for an hour at most only shit i see on that list is fucking cope literally just having a normal diet and using some half assed shit talk to me when u hop on aas u fucking manlet even if u ascend no woman will ever look at your 5'2 ass and calling other people "soyboy" when u have the height of a dog is fucking amusing and dont be critizing my profile u faggot u literally have 2:1 ptr :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
sure bub ive been lurking in the forum for 2 years and yes i can critisize ur shitty ass "plan" ur 13 ffs u put icing face in "debloating" fucking iqlet that shit literally lasts for an hour at most only shit i see on that list is fucking cope literally just having a normal diet and using some half assed shit talk to me when u hop on aas u fucking manlet even if u ascend no woman will ever look at your 5'2 ass and calling other people "soyboy" when u have the height of a dog is fucking amusing and dont be critizing my profile u faggot u literally have 2:1 ptr :lul::lul::lul::lul:
every grey "ive been lurking in the forum for 2 years" LOL you can't call anyone an iqlet ik you're sub 80 iq :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: yes u idiot this is a solid plan i'd ice my face before going out so i can reap the benefits you goy IDIOT. you clearly didn't read the entire thing i'd be frauding to 5'6 you stupid truecel bengali nigger i rape greys like u go back to fucking tiktok :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
every grey "ive been lurking in the forum for 2 years" LOL you can't call anyone an iqlet ik you're sub 80 iq :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: yes u idiot this is a solid plan i'd ice my face before going out so i can reap the benefits you goy IDIOT. you clearly didn't read the entire thing i'd be frauding to 5'6 you stupid truecel bengali nigger i rape greys like u go back to fucking tiktok :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
nigga ur still on my dick height 5'6 is literally pathetic calling me sub 80iq when u dont have a single component in ur stack that will alter ur facial structure this is legit just a huge cope session
 
nigga ur still on my dick height 5'6 is literally pathetic calling me sub 80iq when u dont have a single component in ur stack that will alter ur facial structure this is legit just a huge cope session
fibrosis not cope, and 5'6 is nowhere near pathetic at 13
 
i'm 13 years old, 5'2.5 (159cm), and 95 lbs (43kg).

chin
mandible thickening
gonions
ramus
zygoma
infras
supras
browridge

Never do too much
Once you look good, you are already carrying a massive amount of energy as a male, the only way you can fuck it up is by acting like a complete retard. It's good to be funny, for everyone trolling, don’t change yourself, but you need to constantly read the room and be smart about when to make a joke.

Don't ever drag some shit if people are already laughing at you, and don't have childish humor. If you are always joking you will actually make people take you less seriously, and it will completely diminish any inner light that you are showing. Make your humor witty, precise, and always at the right moment. Being a jester with no other traits is social suicide for a male, although some people will end up giggling your way into some panties. It isn't optimal, just be cool.


Consider yourself first
A lot of these idiots are going to try to tell you to be nonchalant, acting nonchalant is completely cringe and will leave you looking desperate to be validated. What you need to do instead is always be focused on your goals. When your entire mind is locked onto completing a list of tasks you have made for yourself, it will appear that you are "nonchalant".

There is no need to act like you have no feelings, or pretend you are better than everyone else. Just be cool, answer questions, be social, and don't be robotic. You don't have to go throughout your entire day constantly acting like you need to find the next thing to do. You shouldn't be leaving the house if you aren't leaving to do something important or time consuming anyway.


Never get offended
Always keep your composure, if appropriate you can even laugh at something disrespectful towards you (assuming it was made by a friend, and it is purely jokes). On a different note, whether that be someone judging your SWAG, or just flat out calling you ugly, ignore it.

Be confident in your energy, laugh it off, nothing can pierce deeply into your ego if you are a final stage male, allow the world to be yours and it will reward you.

Be well educated, on a number of different topics
Most people are walking around with knowledge on completely nothing outside of what they are interested in. If you want to be a final stage male, you need to appear intelligent even if you aren't. Find at least one topic a month that you have no interest in and research it, you never know when you might have the chance to use it in conversation.

A final stage male will always be able to hang with almost every social group there is. We already are (usually) naturally charming, but if you want to emphasize this to the highest degree, you need to master code switching, experiment socially by hanging out with people who you typically would see as lame. Remember that connections are everything in the modern world, that loser might get you a job in 10 years.
8-10 hours of sleep mandated
Lotion 1x per day
Whitening toothpaste
Whitening mouthwash
sodium & sugar deficit
Brush teeth 2x a day
Tongue scraper 2x a day
Cologne when going out
Floss 1x a day
Shower with soap
DIY male manicure
Pottasium surplus
sodium & sugar deficit
icing face daily for 5-10 minutes
Cold spoon compress on the eyes for 2 minutes when awoken.
Nose tape
(boyo holy cope)
Tretinoin 0.025%
Moisturizer
Jerking off on my face and licking the cum off
Tinted SPF
I've already had a palate expansion
Braces, rubber bands
Calorie surplus + 75 & 94g of protein daily.
Carbs before Workout
3.5 cm sock height boosters
balenciaga tracks (5cm)
Total of ~5'6 or ~167cm
eyebrow pencil on zygoma line (blended)
concelear eyebags and any bs blemishes
mascara
eyelash curler
voicemaxxing -
Transgender voice exercises
Speak from chest
Train larynx
Essentially deepening my voice

Mouth cutting 1-2 times per week
Teeth whitening strips (15% peroxide)

Wash hair 1x per week
Style with leave in conditioner by finger coiling, and brush styling.

kinda low effort :feelsgood:
fag maxxing mirin
 

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