Girl gives me and 2 other bouncers head in the same night

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JFL you cant make this up, this girl gave me the most mogger IOI while i was IDing her, saying im very handsome. I told her to find me later cuz i was giga busy. She comes back like 30 min later and is yapping, so i asked to go smoke a cig in my car (like I always do) and when we get there i ran out of cigs lol.

I was like well shit what are we gonna do, and she just grabbed my erect peen and got to taking my cargo shorts off aswell as her top. I didnt even ask her to do shit LOL she was all about it, then she gave me 1st or 2nd best head ive ever got no joke.

I didnt even kiss her yet and since i finished in her mouth, i never wound up kissing her or even asking her name. When we were walking in to the back, one of my buddies dapped me up (another bouncer) and said eskomo bros, I was like "JFL what????" then he told me he got head from her right before me.

Honestly a chill dude and we just laughed it off, its happened where me and another bouncer smash the same girl all the time whether it be the same or a diff night.

Then i see her a while later go to another buddy of mines car, for round THREE. JFL at women literal trash, never LTR fellas.
 
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STOP BRAGGING OH MY GOSH
 
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inb4 LTB, I dont give a fuck i will slay any girl that isnt deformed/subhuman tier
 
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lmao this a funny post
 
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JFL you cant make this up, this girl gave me the most mogger IOI while i was IDing her, saying im very handsome. I told her to find me later cuz i was giga busy. She comes back like 30 min later and is yapping, so i asked to go smoke a cig in my car (like I always do) and when we get there i ran out of cigs lol.

I was like well shit what are we gonna do, and she just grabbed my erect peen and got to taking my cargo shorts off aswell as her top. I didnt even ask her to do shit LOL she was all about it, then she gave me 1st or 2nd best head ive ever got no joke.

I didnt even kiss her yet and since i finished in her mouth, i never wound up kissing her or even asking her name. When we were walking in to the back, one of my buddies dapped me up (another bouncer) and said eskomo bros, I was like "JFL what????" then he told me he got head from her right before me.

Honestly a chill dude and we just laughed it off, its happened where me and another bouncer smash the same girl all the time whether it be the same or a diff night.

Then i see her a while later go to another buddy of mines car, for round THREE. JFL at women literal trash, never LTR fellas.
YOOOO ITS YHE GUY WITH THE GRANDMA PIC BROOOOOO!!!
 
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shes not subhuman or ltb btw, many of the incels on here would die to have sex with a tanned blonde white girl

with that being said, this just shows what aiming to be a slayer will get you: sex or bj from girls who gave a guy one a few hours before / the other day

lowest quality girls u can get
 
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@Clavicular do you genuinely prefer bjs over piv anyday?
 
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shes not subhuman or ltb btw, many of the incels on here would die to have sex with a tanned blonde white girl

with that being said, this just shows what aiming to be a slayer will get you: sex or bj from girls who gave a guy one a few hours before / the other day

lowest quality girls u can get
Ok good reassurance but i dont aim to be a slayer, 90% of my slays are getting cold approached anyway lol. Im a roidmaxxer so ill obviously pump and chick within reason
 
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Stop, youre rasising their standards
Low test if you wouldn't fuck a male lookin ahh with a vagina


Anything with a human vagina basically
 
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So she sucked you off with the other guy's cum still in her mouth and you're happy about it.
 
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So she sucked you off with the other guy's cum still in her mouth and you're happy about it.
He is whiteee haha CUCK is in his nature
 
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So she sucked you off with the other guy's cum still in her mouth and you're happy about it.
Rofl its all semicels like me can get these days
 
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95% of women are whores i lost all my hope
 
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JFL you cant make this up, this girl gave me the most mogger IOI while i was IDing her, saying im very handsome. I told her to find me later cuz i was giga busy. She comes back like 30 min later and is yapping, so i asked to go smoke a cig in my car (like I always do) and when we get there i ran out of cigs lol.

I was like well shit what are we gonna do, and she just grabbed my erect peen and got to taking my cargo shorts off aswell as her top. I didnt even ask her to do shit LOL she was all about it, then she gave me 1st or 2nd best head ive ever got no joke.

I didnt even kiss her yet and since i finished in her mouth, i never wound up kissing her or even asking her name. When we were walking in to the back, one of my buddies dapped me up (another bouncer) and said eskomo bros, I was like "JFL what????" then he told me he got head from her right before me.

Honestly a chill dude and we just laughed it off, its happened where me and another bouncer smash the same girl all the time whether it be the same or a diff night.

Then i see her a while later go to another buddy of mines car, for round THREE. JFL at women literal trash, never LTR fellas.
Damn just seen that she pushed tf outta you lmao, what weak shoulder does to a nigga hahaha
 
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Low test if you wouldn't fuck a male lookin ahh with a vagina


Anything with a human vagina basically
Nah man I aint into any of thag degeneracy, but I would fuck a cute tranny over a ugly real women
 
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He went to a club the only foids who go to clubs are whores.
Yes agreed, statement still holds true i'm not saying every single one is
 
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You are a no-life delusional retard who spread disinformation and just wants to brag on incels.
Fuck females instead trying to brag on virgins like me or others just so you can feel better bringing me down.
Is that how you get your happiness? by bragging on people who dont have it

Imagine coming in a poor area and just brag to the poor people that you are rich as fuck
 
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Some age-cuck's future wife

remember I will evade this by only ever dating women <20yo
If @Clavicular ever does a woman like this say, age 17yo. I will lower my age standards to <17yo.

I have no limit. if clavicular fucking 10yo I am <10yo women only. is what it is.
 
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how much does she ask for 1 hour
 
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You are a no-life delusional retard who spread disinformation and just wants to brag on incels.
Fuck females instead trying to brag on virgins like me or others just so you can feel better bringing me down.
Is that how you get your happiness? by bragging on people who dont have it

Imagine coming in a poor area and just brag to the poor people that you are rich as fuck
Bro this is a looksmax site, not an incel site. Im showing off my looksmaxxing progress and how well I can slay girls out
 
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Some age-cuck's future wife

remember I will evade this by only ever dating women <20yo
If @Clavicular ever does a woman like this say, age 17yo. I will lower my age standards to <17yo.

I have no limit. if clavicular fucking 10yo I am <10yo women only. is what it is.
JFL gonna be in JBheaven
 
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Mirin bhai. All your haters are gonna come for you again. :feelshaha:
 
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Ok good reassurance but i dont aim to be a slayer, 90% of my slays are getting cold approached anyway lol. Im a roidmaxxer so ill obviously pump and chick within reason
i wasnt speaking about u personally, u can easily get good girls but ur just tryna fuck so it doesnt matter

i'm basically saying if people on here aim to be a slayer then they shouldn't expect the girls they are slaying to be high value women. they are mostly promiscuous women who have multiple sex partners
 
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Why do you brag about fucking ugly trannies?
 
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Bro this is a looksmax site, not an incel site. Im showing off my looksmaxxing progress and how well I can slay girls out
This is a INCEL site. People here are mostly people who believe looks are an issue and decide to try to improve it to get relationships.
People who are not incel don't go here because they don't need to. People here want to fix an issue.
And considering looksmaxxing is mostly cope and nobody gets surgery this forum is more of a discussion about incel issues and struggles.
And even if this website was about that, and even if looksmaxxing was real (when it isn't), this post is not showing any information or anything to help "looksmax". This thread is just a deliberate attempt of bragging for your own ego.
 
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You work as a bouncer just to slay, right?
Mirin, though.
 
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This is what looksmaxxing gets u
 
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Nigga is out here getting a blow job and I’m here rotting in my room :feelswhy:
 
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Women are whores. All women are like that (AWALT) is LAW.
 
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This is a INCEL site. People here are mostly people who believe looks are an issue and decide to try to improve it to get relationships.
People who are not incel don't go here because they don't need to. People here want to fix an issue.
And considering looksmaxxing is mostly cope and nobody gets surgery this forum is more of a discussion about incel issues and struggles.
And even if this website was about that, and even if looksmaxxing was real (when it isn't), this post is not showing any information or anything to help "looksmax". This thread is just a deliberate attempt of bragging for your own ego.
Its not, most people here are mogger as fuck your just the bottom 10% looks wise and coping hard
 
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I really don't get the hate on clavicular's threads. They see a man ascend and start yapping about tradwifes and LTBs. Moving the goalposts constantly.
 
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This is a INCEL site. People here are mostly people who believe looks are an issue and decide to try to improve it to get relationships.
People who are not incel don't go here because they don't need to. People here want to fix an issue.
And considering looksmaxxing is mostly cope and nobody gets surgery this forum is more of a discussion about incel issues and struggles.
And even if this website was about that, and even if looksmaxxing was real (when it isn't), this post is not showing any information or anything to help "looksmax". This thread is just a deliberate attempt of bragging for your own ego.
I can always count on you to seethe at other people’s happiness :forcedsmile::forcedsmile: cmon dawg I wanted to read a funny slay thread I scroll down to see a paragraph by lebgfinal :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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I wanna be like you when I grow up
 
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IMG 4065
 
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I really don't get the hate on clavicular's threads. They see a man ascend and start yapping about tradwifes and LTBs. Moving the goalposts constantly.
Are you offended for your bf? You wittle faggy waggy bitch boy?
 
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I can always count on you to seethe at other people’s happiness :forcedsmile::forcedsmile: cmon dawg I wanted to read a funny slay thread I scroll down to see a paragraph by lebgfinal :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
He can’t cope after being photoshopped all over the internet lmao
 
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Have kids you fucking idiot the white race is dying as we are writing. Instead of spreading your seed everywhere you can you resort to have sterile mentally depraved acts with an useless whore and lift her ego. The worst part is that you find it funny that two other degenerate faggots poured semen down her digestive tract.
 
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Its not, most people here are mogger as fuck your just the bottom 10% looks wise and coping hard
Most people here don't "mog" at all, lol. You're just looking at the ones who post their faces here, which sub 5s don’t usually post their face on here cause they are scared of backlash. I literally don't understand why you haven't left. You already life mog my entire bloodline just go enjoy your life, bro. :feelswah:
 
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