Girl wants to fuck me

[Deleted member 5927]

I went out today with the Normie friends and the girl again.

The girl acted all depressed and shit then I started talking to her and her entire behavior went all happy and shit. The entire day from then on out she was super bubbly and shit.

She was all over me the entire day. When we went out to eat she told me she thought I was a male stripper. Then she told me "I would pay to watch". I just laughed and said thank you.

In the car we were doing sexual preference questions and she asked me mine like 4 times. She also asked me "what's your type of girl?" And I said "I don't have a type". And she responded "I don't have a type either".

She then wanted to hang out in my room jfl. Tomorrow she is bringing alcohol and we are drinking in my room.

Thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 5969]

One part of me wants to congratulate you.
But the HOLY SPIRIT inside of me COMMANDS me to say: FLEE FROM FORNICATION

 

[magnificentcel]

I wish I could be tall

 

[Deleted member 5969]

I wish I could be tall

If I can ascend so can you brother
Keep grinding we're all gonna make it

 

[Uglyandfat]

I went out today with the Normie friends and the girl again.

The girl acted all depressed and shit then I started talking to her and her entire behavior went all happy and shit. The entire day from then on out she was super bubbly and shit.

She was all over me the entire day. When we went out to eat she told me she thought I was a male stripper. Then she told me "I would pay to watch". I just laughed and said thank you.

In the car we were doing sexual preference questions and she asked me mine like 4 times. She also asked me "what's your type of girl?" And I said "I don't have a type". And she responded "I don't have a type either".

She then wanted to hang out in my room jfl. Tomorrow she is bringing alcohol and we are drinking in my room.

Thoughts?

she wants to fuck dont fuck it up like a retard get her horny which alcohol will help with, then do some foreplay like whisper in her ear move your hands down to her pants kiss her on the neck at this point she's gonna beg to get fucked or she's gonna push you away saying she's not ready if she says she's not ready deadass kick her the fuck out you'll be wasting your time and it'll be award the rest of the night or you could try again in an hour

 

[Deleted member 795]

Thoughts?

Use your personality

 

[Deleted member 7076]

u boutta fuck from the sound of it dont drink too much though

 

[Deleted member 8904]

Don’t drink too much or you can’t get hard, and buy condoms cause you gonna smash tommorow

 

[Deleted member 5927]

she wants to fuck dont fuck it up like a retard get her horny which alcohol will help with, then do some foreplay like whisper in her ear move your hands down to her pants kiss her on the neck at this point she's gonna beg to get fucked or she's gonna push you away saying she's not ready if she says she's not ready deadass kick her the fuck out you'll be wasting your time and it'll be award the rest of the night or you could try again in an hour

Dude I'm a virgin and have never even touched a girl before but I look like a chad badboy to this girl (the normie friends of mine were all whispering when I got back, then I asked what's up, they told me they were talking about how they thought I was a drug dealer LMAO), but I have the sexual experience of the trucel in my avi.

Help

 

[Deleted member 5927]

u boutta fuck from the sound of it dont drink too much though

How much is too much I've never drank before

 

[Deleted member 7076]

How much is too much I've never drank before

whats your weight?

 

[Deleted member 5927]

whats your weight?

I weigh like 180 but I'm 6'4" so I feel like I can drink more

 

[Uglyandfat]

Dude I'm a virgin and have never even touched a girl before but I look like a chad badboy to this girl (the normie friends of mine were all whispering when I got back, then I asked what's up, they told me they were talking about how they thought I was a drug dealer LMAO), but I have the sexual experience of the trucel in my avi.

Help

its easy bro jfl just get her horny by talking about sex and shit then try to get her in your lap then when she looks in your eyes go for a kiss and start grabbing on her tits and shit kiss her on the back of the neck whispering in her ear then get her naked and fuck

 

[Deleted member 5927]

its easy bro jfl just get her horny by talking about sex and shit then try to get her in your lap then when she looks in your eyes go for a kiss and start grabbing on her tits and shit kiss her on the back of the neck whispering in her ear then get her naked and fuck

I've never even held a girl's hand bro

 

[Deleted member 7076]

I weigh like 180 but I'm 6'4" so I feel like I can drink more

i wouldn't go over 5 standard drinks otherwise your mobility will be shit

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Dude I'm a virgin and have never even touched a girl before but I look like a chad badboy to this girl (the normie friends of mine were all whispering when I got back, then I asked what's up, they told me they were talking about how they thought I was a drug dealer LMAO), but I have the sexual experience of the trucel in my avi.

Help

I've never even held a girl's hand bro

Just kiss her
It's not that hard trust me
Just hope ur dick gets hard.

 

[Uglyandfat]

I've never even held a girl's hand bro

well you can treat this as practice then if she's really into you she wont care that you're a virgin she will think its "cute" and she might take lead but if you want her to never forget you, you have to do foreplay get her fucking wet like no guy in her life has

 

[Deleted member 1553]

wow what a mogger
@reptiles bhai thoughts

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Just kiss her
It's not that hard trust me
Just hope ur dick gets hard.

I've never kissed a girl before JFL what do I do?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

make her drink more than u

 

[Deleted member 5927]

well you can treat this as practice then if she's really into you she wont care that you're a virgin she will think its "cute" and she might take lead but if you want her to never forget you, you have to do foreplay get her fucking wet like no guy in her life has

I don't care about her remembering me this girl is only here for 3 weeks and then she's gone.

She wants to fuck though, I would make her my GF but they are leaving and she even wants me to come with her.

I won't though, I'm not changing my career decisions for a foid that I just met. I just want to use her for sexual experience and female experience and then I'm good.

But I don't know where to begin. She's definitely into me though and if we are drunk hopefully that makes it easier.

 

[Deleted member 5969]

I've never kissed a girl before JFL what do I do?

Bring up arm
Bend it
Put ur hand on the opposite ear
Bring your corner of ur arm to ur mouth
Practice kissing

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Bring up arm
Bend it
Put ur hand on the opposite ear
Bring your corner of ur arm to ur mouth
Practice kissing

It just feels like I'm moving my lips over and over again but is there more to it? Am I supposed to be doing more? Are there rules to it?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Bring up arm
Bend it
Put ur hand on the opposite ear
Bring your corner of ur arm to ur mouth
Practice kissing

that shit dont feel like kissing bro, ive tried it already

 

[Uglyandfat]

I don't care about her remembering me this girl is only here for 3 weeks and then she's gone.

She wants to fuck though, I would make her my GF but they are leaving and she even wants me to come with her.

I won't though, I'm not changing my career decisions for a foid that I just met. I just want to use her for sexual experience and female experience and then I'm good.

But I don't know where to begin. She's definitely into me though and if we are drunk hopefully that makes it easier.

dont overthink it, it'll come naturally its easy to tell when girls are horny they'll be very nervous and giggly

 

[Deleted member 5969]

that shit dont feel like kissing bro, ive tried it already

Cope it feels so similar
Black people weenus is ashy prob

 

[Deleted member 5969]

It just feels like I'm moving my lips over and over again but is there more to it? Am I supposed to be doing more? Are there rules to it?

just practice moving ur lips
Get that motion down

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Cope it feels so similar
Black people weenus is ashy prob

no but op just go with the flow unironically with kissing, if she being aggressive w it do it too and vice versa

 

[Deleted member 5927]

that shit dont feel like kissing bro, ive tried it already

Well what's the rules to kissing like is there a certain way you are supposed to do it?

Also JFL at me never kissing a girl but she already wants to fuck lmaooo

 

[Deleted member 5969]

no but op just go with the flow unironically with kissing, if she being aggressive w it do it too and vice versa

Ye its simple

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Well what's the rules to kissing like is there a certain way you are supposed to do it?

Also JFL at me never kissing a girl but she already wants to fuck lmaooo

go w the flow unironically, its easy

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Well what's the rules to kissing like is there a certain way you are supposed to do it?

Also JFL at me never kissing a girl but she already wants to fuck lmaooo

Youll prob be kissing for like 3 mins
Then smashing
Flee from fornication

 

[Deleted member 5927]

go w the flow unironically, its easy

If I've never done it before you think I'll be ok?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

If I've never done it before you think I'll be ok?

ye, just dont push ur tounge too forward

 

[Deleted member 5969]

If I've never done it before you think I'll be ok?

Let her carry the making out

 

[Deleted member 5927]

ye, just dont push ur tounge too forward

Another thing, Im a virgin too is there anything I need to know about that?


Also LMFAO I've never even had a FEMALE FRIEND OR CONVERSATION WITH A FEMALE and this one is down to fuck lmao

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Another thing, Im a virgin too is there anything I need to know about that?


Also LMFAO I've never even had a FEMALE FRIEND OR CONVERSATION WITH A FEMALE and this one is down to fuck lmao

How big no homo

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Another thing, Im a virgin too is there anything I need to know about that?


Also LMFAO I've never even had a FEMALE FRIEND OR CONVERSATION WITH A FEMALE and this one is down to fuck lmao

tbh u dont even need to know how to conversate w a women if u two are together alone, it will come naturally, she might do this, u might instinctively do that and boom u in her guts

 

[Deleted member 5927]

How big no homo

my dick is like 6.7 inches

 

[Deleted member 5969]

my dick is like 6.7 inches

Girth?

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Girth?

It's kind of thick probably like 5 inches or something it's thicker than average

 

[Deleted member 5969]

It's kind of thick probably like 5 inches or something it's thicker than average

Ez

 

[.*my*.]

Right now you’re doing good. Don’t fuck this up and get friendzoned. Don’t do stuff that friends do. Go out on a date instead.

 

[Lux]

MY BOY NATIVE BOUTTA CLAP SOME CHEEKS!!!

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Right now you’re doing good. Don’t fuck this up and get friendzoned. Don’t do stuff that friends do. Go out on a date instead.

Technically I'm already in the friendzone. She wanted to go on a date with me but I fucked it up with misunderstanding (I thought her friend was her boyfriend so I treated her like strictly friends to not cross boundaries).

But she still likes me alot. Like alot. She wants to fuck.

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Technically I'm already in the friendzone. She wanted to go on a date with me but I fucked it up with misunderstanding (I thought her friend was her boyfriend so I treated her like strictly friends to not cross boundaries).

But she still likes me alot. Like alot. She wants to fuck.

This is not friendzone
This is flirting
Im sure if u texted her rn "lets smash" she would say yes

 

[Deleted member 8080]

Dn read but clearly tales from a schizophrenic mind

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Dn read but clearly tales from a schizophrenic mind

Keep crying for Native

 

[Deleted member 6867]

if you fuck this up you truly are an autistic loser

 

[Deleted member 5927]

if you fuck this up you truly are an autistic loser

My only issue now isn't attracting the girl it's losing my virginity