Go on give me shit to read and I'll voice over it

[Baldingman1998]

"E=MC VAGINA"

(Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches)

Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh)

My love is like lightning …
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane …
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other …
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways …
Either you have sex with me …
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
What time is it? It’s vagina.

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none … I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them!

 

[عبد الرحمن]

You should do audio books, you have a good voice bro.

 

[Deleted member 6497]

You fell into my trap

 

[Jimsonbobson505]

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You fell into my trap

Do you really think I got the moral concept to give a fuck

 

[Deleted member 6497]

Do you really think I got the moral concept to give a fuck

Would you smash a little girl if she's into you?

 

[Roping Subhuman]

 

[Deleted member 6186]

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

 

[Jimsonbobson505]

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

 

[Deleted member 6186]

Breddy gud

 

[Jimsonbobson505]

Breddy gud

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Would you smash a little girl if she's into you?

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You fell into my trap

You should do audio books, you have a good voice bro.

"E=MC VAGINA"

(Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches)

Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh)

My love is like lightning …
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane …
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other …
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways …
Either you have sex with me …
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
What time is it? It’s vagina.

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none … I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them!

say jimson mogson

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exactly what i imagine the author william james sidis to sounds like

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Nigger

As the midnight came along, the butthole clenched, and the war started between the 2 kingdoms of Northumbria, when king Ragnar heard of this war, his huge cock erected and the ships were already moaning through the night

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I love you and want to stop being an incel so I can be with you. My average sized penis is throbbing as I type this. I could be the Prince Charles to your Princess Diana, although I mog Prince Charles who has a narrow skull and low zygos. I am a PSL 3 with an average sized penis as I mentioned before. I am unemployed and a kissless virgin so we will have to take it slow until I’m ready

I wish you were here with me right now as I sit on the toilet dreaming of your beautiful East Asian face and your small buttocks gyrating playfully on my scalp as you stand in the tub next to me. “Stop! You’re making my penis hard and distracting me!” I cry. This doesn’t stop you as you pull me from the toilet, not giving me the chance to wipe and throw me down into the tub. “...I’m not sure I’m ready!” I moan. “Shut up you bloated cumskin twat” you retort, as you bidet my dirty ass with the shower head. I was not expecting that and I let out a frightened fart from inside my anus. “Grow up you fucking wazzock” you shout. We both start caging as you mount my average sized penis. I glance at my phone as you straddle me, “that’s @Arceus300! He just got unbanned, let me see” I cry, but you place your hand over my mouth and I realise I will never browse looksmax.me again. “I’m ascending...” I whisper as my average sized penis erupts it’s white juice into your vegina. ah

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