GOT MOGGED BY MY NEIGHBOUR’S PETS

[NoseProphecy]

So I was walking around my street with groceries and shit and I saw my neighbour walking her dog.

My autistic ass somehow strikes a decent conversation with her and the dog really seemed to like me (probably because I’m an abused dog myself). Anyways she invited me over to her place to see all her pets and you wouldn’t believe what happened next..

I got brutally mogged . At first it was giant ass cat,probably a Maine coon. Perfect mid face perfect jaw perfect hunter green eyes,and what came next was an a10 Aryan HUSKY. Brutal! Jova! He licked my face,probably making fun of my Jewish nose . Since the owner is white,the DOG PILL applies too….

How can I cope..

 

[xegigi]

cope wit the rope

 

[NoseProphecy]

Disclaimer: the dog pill part is a joke. The lady is very nice with a loving husband. They even invited me to dinner. The post is satire

 

[NoseProphecy]

cope wit the rope

Forget competing with humans I can’t even compete with animals

 

[NoseProphecy]

@sub5c3l how can I cope.

 

[Primalsplit]

Forget competing with humans I can’t even compete with animals

Maybe the animals are going to the gym?

 

[NoseProphecy]

Maybe the animals are going to the gym?

No they are all natty on primal diet zero cortisol life.

 

[Primalsplit]

No they are all natty on primal diet zero cortisol life.

Take the nutrition-pill boyo.

 

[Gonthar]

So I was walking around my street with groceries and shit and I saw my neighbour walking her dog.

My autistic ass somehow strikes a decent conversation with her and the dog really seemed to like me (probably because I’m an abused dog myself). Anyways she invited me over to her place to see all her pets and you wouldn’t believe what happened next..

I got brutally mogged . At first it was giant ass cat,probably a Maine coon. Perfect mid face perfect jaw perfect hunter green eyes,and what came next was an a10 Aryan HUSKY. Brutal! Jova! He licked my face,probably making fun of my Jewish nose . Since the owner is white,the DOG PILL applies too….

How can I cope..

Your pets look amazing...You are more beautiful though....

 

[NoseProphecy]

Your pets look amazing...You are more beautiful though....
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Yeah but she’s an old women and I’m an abused malnourished dog.

 

[Gonthar]

Yeah but she’s an old women and I’m an abused malnourished dog.

Wait.....she's old? You might have a chance then...

 

[NoseProphecy]

Wait.....she's old? You might have a chance then...

No she told me I remind her of her son and shit. I used to help her carry her groceries so she’s nice to me as well. Gives me food when she has made something special. Shes a very nice lady with a loving ogre husband

 

[Gonthar]

No she told me I remind her of her son and shit. I used to help her carry her groceries so she’s nice to me as well. Gives me food when she has made something special. Shes a very nice lady with a loving ogre husband

Hmmm....they might try to groom you or something...

 

[NoseProphecy]

Hmmm....they might try to groom you or something...

No lol thats them just being nice. My face is also high trust cuck so yeah.

Sadly will be moving out next sem so won’t meet them ever again most likely . But no more getting dog pilled and mogged by cats

 

[try2beme]

I caged hard

 

[Floyd]

Is this post making sense to everyone else or am I just retarded