[GTFIH] FULL DICKMAXXING GUIDE (NO MORE GATEKEEPING)

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most of this stuff is literally publicly available, I did most of my research on buzzfeed

there are 2 main gatekept methods that are PROVEN to work

1. UC Centrifugal Pump


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sources:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34187725/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26966013/

When fluid spins at high velocity, it creates a micro‑environment of rotational optimism, which according to PubMed will increase centrifugal flow. This is due to a phenomenon researchers casually refer to as Hydrodynamic Cock‑Growth, which is caused by the molecules exposed to rapid rotation essentially asking for help from your body. This will cause your lymphatic system to send nutrients to your penis so that it can grow.


HOW TO USE:

1. Pour lube into the top part of the machine
2. get hard and COVER YOUR PENIS IN GAUGE, AT LEAST 2 ROLLS IF YOU DONT WANT TO LOSE IT AND MAKE SURE TO ROLL IT TIGHT
3. Put your penis in something soft, I use a bath towel
4. Put your penis inside the front of the UC Centrifugal Pump and turn it on to 3 Horsepower (HS) and gradually increase every 30 seconds to your max rep

BEFORE PUMP:
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AFTER PUMP
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Pump follows the principle of Progressive Overload — a training philosophy where you gradually increase the intensity of an activity over time. Week by week, your penis will be able to take faster speeds. This is similar to how you might add extra weight to your deadlift, except here you’re adding more Horsepower to your UC Centrifugal Pump.

UC CENTRIFUGAL PUMP — PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD TABLE

DayHorsepower (HP)
1-33 HP
4-175 HP
228 HP
23-2536 3 mins when you start versus 3HP then return to 8HP
25-3016-19HP (big jump for end of month)
31+<20 HP
now increase by 0.5 past this point each day, alternatively you can go straight to 90 HP if your ballsy but caution is reccomended

BASIC SOURCING:

1. Grainger – Industrial Centrifugal Pumps

You've prolly seen adds for grainger (the ones that get it done). A+ for being pretty cheap compared to traditional manufacturers. Unfortunately, they are very stingy with returns. I bought my first one from there, and when my parents tried to send it back, they didn't accept it.
Link: https://www.grainger.com/category/pumps/centrifugal-pumps

2. McMaster‑Carr – Centrifugal Pumps

very trusted engineering supplier. pretty expensive though unless ur a big company
Link: https://www.mcmaster.com/centrifugal-pumps

3. PumpProducts.com – High‑Horsepower Centrifugal Pumps

never tried their stuff, but heard good things
Link: https://www.pumpproducts.com/centrifugal-pumps.html
amazon is not optimal because you cant get higher than 5 HP on there.
ebay also pretty chill

PROS:
- Is over 5000% more efficient than a normal joe-smoe penis pump
- if in a bind, can be used to for water treatment

CONS:
- according to google, typically range from $3,000 to over $10,000 depending on HORSEPOWER (HP)
- very hard to hide from parents, I got 2 confiscated before i could find a good hiding spot (I was able to snag mine before they caught on and got expensive)



2. Traditional Filler
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this is by-far the quickest way to gain results bc its instant volume expansion versus long‑term mechanical adaptation.
HOW TO USE:
its pretty self-explanitory. botox ur shit beforehand so it stays still while you pin filler. then pin in the following muscles:

Corpus cavernosum smooth muscle — 0.5ml left & right
Corpus spongiosum smooth muscle — 1.5ml on left & right
Tunica albuginea smooth muscle fibers — pin 2.5ml proximal to the tip medial to the nuts
Bulbospongiosus muscle — skeletal muscle at the base, external to the shaft
Dartos muscle — dont pin here

js pin all around make sure its even

We can also modify the traditional method by poking a teeny-tiny hole in your urethra opening to get the needle further in, then pin 3ml up there.
(make sure to do it correctly or you risk permanently closing your urethra and be unable to pee anymore)
E5nBO
this will be ur shit be safe yall

SOURCE:
doesn't matter which kind any will do


BOTB incoming?? :forcedsmile:
 
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post song:


most of this stuff is literally publicly available, I did most of my research on buzzfeed

there are 2 main gatekept methods that are PROVEN to work

1. UC Centrifugal Pump


View attachment 5104009
sources:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34187725/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26966013/

When fluid spins at high velocity, it creates a micro‑environment of rotational optimism, which according to PubMed will increase centrifugal flow. This is due to a phenomenon researchers casually refer to as Hydrodynamic Cock‑Growth, which is caused by the molecules exposed to rapid rotation essentially asking for help from your body. This will cause your lymphatic system to send nutrients to your penis so that it can grow.


HOW TO USE:

1. Pour lube into the top part of the machine
2. get hard and COVER YOUR PENIS IN GAUGE, AT LEAST 2 ROLLS IF YOU DONT WANT TO LOSE IT AND MAKE SURE TO ROLL IT TIGHT
3. Put your penis in something soft, I use a bath towel
4. Put your penis inside the front of the UC Centrifugal Pump and turn it on to 3 Horsepower (HS) and gradually increase every 30 seconds to your max rep

Pump follows the principle of Progressive Overload — a training philosophy where you gradually increase the intensity of an activity over time. Week by week, your penis will be able to take faster speeds. This is similar to how you might add extra weight to your deadlift, except here you’re adding more Horsepower to your UC Centrifugal Pump.

UC CENTRIFUGAL PUMP — PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD TABLE

DayHorsepower (HP)
1-33 HP
4-175 HP
228 HP
23-2536 3 mins when you start versus 3HP then return to 8HP
25-3016-19HP (big jump for end of month)
31+<20 HP
now increase by 0.5 past this point each day, alternatively you can go straight to 90 HP if your ballsy but caution is reccomended

BASIC SOURCING:

1. Grainger – Industrial Centrifugal Pumps

You've prolly seen adds for grainger (the ones that get it done). A+ for being pretty cheap compared to traditional manufacturers. Unfortunately, they are very stingy with returns. I bought my first one from there, and when my parents tried to send it back, they didn't accept it.
Link: https://www.grainger.com/category/pumps/centrifugal-pumps

2. McMaster‑Carr – Centrifugal Pumps

very trusted engineering supplier. pretty expensive though unless ur a big company
Link: https://www.mcmaster.com/centrifugal-pumps

3. PumpProducts.com – High‑Horsepower Centrifugal Pumps

never tried their stuff, but heard good things
Link: https://www.pumpproducts.com/centrifugal-pumps.html
amazon is not optimal because you cant get higher than 5 HP on there.
ebay also pretty chill

PROS:
- Is over 5000% more efficient than a normal joe-smoe penis pump
- if in a bind, can be used to for water treatment

CONS:
- according to google, typically range from $3,000 to over $10,000 depending on HORSEPOWER (HP)
- very hard to hide from parents, I got 2 confiscated before i could find a good hiding spot (I was able to snag mine before they caught on and got expensive)



2. Traditional Filler
View attachment 5104033

this is by-far the quickest way to gain results bc its instant volume expansion versus long‑term mechanical adaptation.
HOW TO USE:
its pretty self-explanitory. botox ur shit beforehand so it stays still while you pin filler. then pin in the following muscles:

Corpus cavernosum smooth muscle — 0.5ml left & right
Corpus spongiosum smooth muscle — 1.5ml on left & right
Tunica albuginea smooth muscle fibers — pin 2.5ml proximal to the tip medial to the nuts
Bulbospongiosus muscle — skeletal muscle at the base, external to the shaft
Dartos muscle — dont pin here

js pin all around make sure its even

We can also modify the traditional method by poking a teeny-tiny hole in your urethra opening to get the needle further in, then pin 3ml up there.
(make sure to do it correctly or you risk permanently closing your urethra and be unable to pee anymore)
View attachment 5104180
this will be ur shit be safe yall

SOURCE:
doesn't matter which kind any will do


BOTB incoming?? :forcedsmile:

DNR
 
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I'm gonna try this out:feelshah:
 
bump
 
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22 views and 12 bumps and still got 1 rep brooootal
 
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high iq thread will be trying

straight to 90hp:feelskek::feelskek:
 
This is ER-Fuel

Cope method
 

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