GTFIH: GRANNYFISH TINDER EXPERIMENT IN UK. 32 LIKES WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF OPENING THE ACCOUNT.

[Xangsane]

Meet Joyce, a 64-year-old widowed barrister.

She wants to go on dates with hot young Chads.

She has 32 likes within 5 minutes of opening the account.

Here is the first guy she matched with.

Credit to @EasternRightWinger15 for providing me with a good granny image.

 

[Matthias8272]

I would swipe yes even tho im 18 and in my (subhuman) prime/youthfulness, but she would reject me for chad. That guy mogs me

 

[Xangsane]

 

[Deleted member 15977]

Nuke the world tbh

 

[Xangsane]

Nuke the world tbh

Why
She's a hot gilf

 

[Xangsane]

I would swipe yes even tho im 18 and in my (subhuman) prime, but she would reject me for chad. That guy mogs me

I'm waiting to see if she'd match with chads

 

[Xangsane]

JFL

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

It’s over, shut it down, burn it to ashes

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

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[Xangsane]

It’s over, shut it down, burn it to ashes

73 likes right now

 

[RoundHouse]

Meet Joyce, a 64-year-old widowed barrister.
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She wants to go on dates with hot young Chads.

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She has 32 likes within 5 minutes of opening the account.

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Here is the first guy she matched with.

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[Xangsane]

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That match was only within 5 minutes of opening the account

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Muh tinder is real life

@OOGABOOGA now imagine how buried your messages are to attractive girls

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

I did the same thing but on the opposite end, with a girl who’s obviously pre teen. I got messenges saying shit like “jail bait ”

Ngl some guys are absolute beasts

 

[Deleted member 7509]

idk, ez for her to get sex, but hard to actually form a relationship. hooking up is not worth it anyways

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

no tag

 

[Xangsane]

no tag

fixed, so sorry

 

[Xangsane]

Muh tinder is real life

@OOGABOOGA now imagine how buried your messages are to attractive girls

Do you think Joyce would match with horny Chads?

 

[Xangsane]

I did the same thing but on the opposite end, with a girl who’s obviously pre teen. I got messenges saying shit like “jail bait ”

Ngl some guys are absolute beasts

Did you get banned?
Tinder is full of degens honestly

 

[Xangsane]

idk, ez for her to get sex, but hard to actually form a relationship. hooking up is not worth it anyways

I agree here. The reason why women have sky-high SMV is because there are so many horny dudes willing to bang. Even as an old woman.
But dudes generally don't want a relationship with an old woman because she's considered to be lower value as she gets older

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Do you think Joyce would match with horny Chads?

Maybe yea… depends what you consider a chad

Masc chads don’t do good online so they might go for a granny if horny

twinks with nice hair have unlimited options so they won’t

 

[Xangsane]

Tagging people from the previous grannyfish thread:
@BIGDICCJIM @Entschuldigung @FailedNormieManlet @ilovelamp8 @Prettyboy @Grindr God @noodlelover @PrinceLuenLeoncur @StormlitAqua @gamma @Halats @RoundHouse @Witheredly90 @itorroella9 @Kmscurry @jahsuuu @Ethereal

 

[Xangsane]

Maybe yea… depends what you consider a chad

Masc chads don’t do good online so they might go for a granny if horny

twinks with nice hair have unlimited options so they won’t

The chads I've seen so far are 100% masc types

 

[Deleted member 15099]

Men will literally fuck ANYTHING, its over

 

[gamma]

Brutal

 

[Xangsane]

Men will literally fuck ANYTHING, its over

I'm waiting to see if she'd match with her dream man, a young muscular Chad

Brutal

I know.

 

[volcelfatcel]

Brutal

"The wall is coming for her, and my smv is soon to peak. Keep up the sigma male bad boy grindset gentlemen"

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Nuke the world tbh

 

[Xangsane]

"The wall is coming for her, and my smv is soon to peak. Keep up the sigma male bad boy grindset gentlemen"
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Meanwhile IRL these are the types of men begging to fuck grannies and landwhales

 

[Deleted member 7580]

"The wall is coming for her, and my smv is soon to peak. Keep up the sigma male bad boy grindset gentlemen"
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I mean she probably lust over tiktok pretty boys but can only get mahers and yergers so yea it’s over for her

 

[Prettyboy]

Brutal of course but I was wondering how many of those guys are just thirsty as the sahara desert and would bone anything that moves

and how many would actually be in a ltr with her and spend resources

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

She wants to go on dates with hot young Chads.

Bruh not the fucking badg pic

 

[Grindr God]

anything about sugar mama can get you banned, not trying to hate either. should say something about being a cougar which implicates wants younger men

again, not being a hater good job exposing CHAD

 

[volcelfatcel]

I mean she probably lust over tiktok pretty boys but can only get mahers and yergers so yea it’s over for her

@gamma

 

[Grindr God]

the ultimate test I want to run is do a very convincing transsexual... literally looks like a woman but it's still a dude will chad PHUCK men?

 

[Biiyo03]

@Preston @StrangerDanger brut.al.

 

[Xangsane]

I mean she probably lust over tiktok pretty boys but can only get mahers and yergers so yea it’s over for her

Within 1 hour of opening the account

 

[Deleted member 16134]

"The wall is coming for her, and my smv is soon to peak. Keep up the sigma male bad boy grindset gentlemen"
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He is still richer than u
Had more sex than u
Can have more then u will ever

 

[Xangsane]

Men will literally fuck ANYTHING, its over

Brutal

She got 99+ likes within 1 hour

Within 1 hour of opening the account
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[Xangsane]

Brutal of course but I was wondering how many of those guys are just thirsty as the sahara desert and would bone anything that moves

and how many would actually be in a ltr with her and spend resources

anything about sugar mama can get you banned, not trying to hate either. should say something about being a cougar which implicates wants younger men

again, not being a hater good job exposing CHAD

If she matches with a Chad it's over. Even chads don't have options in 2022.
Or Chads could be looking for a sugar mommy.

I changed the sugar mama thing.

 

[Xangsane]

Bruh not the fucking badg pic

Does it look convincing to normies?

 

[Titbot]

Fuck it’s over

 

[Xangsane]

the ultimate test I want to run is do a very convincing transsexual... literally looks like a woman but it's still a dude will chad PHUCK men?

I wonder if a trans man would get many matches

 

[Deleted member 15099]

She got 99+ likes within 1 hour

A granny gets as many likes as a chad, holy shit

 

[Xangsane]

He is still richer than u
Had more sex than u
Can have more then u will ever

Women want youthful prettyboys even old hags

 

[Grindr God]

If she matches with a Chad it's over. Even chads don't have options in 2022.
Or Chads could be looking for a sugar mommy.

I changed the sugar mama thing.

wasn't trying to ride your ass like an old man / fatherly figure. but anything about sugar baby or sugar mama can get your phone number associated with the Tinder account permanently banned.

 

[Xangsane]

Fuck it’s over

She got 99+ likes within 1 hour

A granny gets as many likes as a chad, holy shit

But would the chad swipe on HER?

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

Over tbh, but who is surprised by this

 

[Deleted member 16134]

Women want youthful prettyboys even old hags

He still gets 63 year old roatiees grannies keep coping

 

[Xangsane]

wasn't trying to ride your ass like an old man / fatherly figure. but anything about sugar baby or sugar mama can get your phone number associated with the Tinder account permanently banned.

Don't worry, I removed it, thank you for the advice.