[GUIDE] HOW TO LEARN JAPANESE 日本語 - HIGH IQ THREAD

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YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU WANT TO GEOMAX IN JAPAN. WHY? BECAUSE NO JAPANESE SPEAKS ENGLISH, AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY OSTRACIZED AND MOCKED.
"Estimates vary, but most surveys show that less than 20% of the Japanese population speaks English. The 2023 English Proficiency Index ranks Japan 87th out of 113 countries, and 15th in Asia."

THAT SAID, WE CAN START WITH THE GUIDE :

1. WATCH LOADS OF ANIME WITH SUBS.
This will be your bread and butter. When you find yourself able to pick up words like "sugoi" and "onichan" you're halfway there!
Tip: Make sure to pay the most attention to the subtitles. Your brain will naturally pick up the words.
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2. SKIP KANJI.
You need to know over 3,000 of them just to be considered "literate". (VERY few Japanese even know them.) In addition, they have many pronunciations. IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FOREIGNER.
Tip: Due to Japan's illiteracy rate after WWII, the British began phasing out kanji. In a few years it will be pointless to know any. In Korea, they've already advanced past its use.
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3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.
7YDMS68.png


In closing: If you're doing poorly, don't be discouraged and beat yourself up over it. It's been proven that older people have a very difficult time learning a second language. 90% of those who do speak a second language do so before age 12. This is why older immigrants become shut-ins and depend on their children so much.

BY DOING THIS YOU CAN REACH JLPT N6 IN 12 MONTHS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR JAPANESE SKILLS.
 
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Sugoi onichan! Touch my manko! :Comfy:
 
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Jfl nigga
 
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YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU WANT TO GEOMAX IN JAPAN. WHY? BECAUSE NO JAPANESE SPEAKS ENGLISH, AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY OSTRACIZED AND MOCKED.
"Estimates vary, but most surveys show that less than 20% of the Japanese population speaks English. The 2023 English Proficiency Index ranks Japan 87th out of 113 countries, and 15th in Asia."

THAT SAID, WE CAN START WITH THE GUIDE :

1. WATCH LOADS OF ANIME WITH SUBS.
This will be your bread and butter. When you find yourself able to pick up words like "sugoi" and "onichan" you're halfway there!
Tip: Make sure to pay the most attention to the subtitles. Your brain will naturally pick up the words.
JX42iM6.jpeg


2. SKIP KANJI.
You need to know over 3,000 of them just to be considered "literate". (VERY few Japanese even know them.) In addition, they have many pronunciations. IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FOREIGNER.
Tip: Due to Japan's illiteracy rate after WWII, the British began phasing out kanji. In a few years it will be pointless to know any. In Korea, they've already advanced past its use.
7cVeAhZ.png


3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.
7YDMS68.png


In closing: If you're doing poorly, don't be discouraged and beat yourself up over it. It's been proven that older people have a very difficult time learning a second language. 90% of those who do speak a second language do so before age 12. This is why older immigrants become shut-ins and depend on their children so much.

BY DOING THIS YOU CAN REACH JLPT N6 IN 12 MONTHS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR JAPANESE SKILLS.
whats the point of Geomaxxing o Japan when chinks are ugly LATAM ONLY
 
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IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ASK ME ANYTHING
 
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whats the point of Geomaxxing o Japan when chinks are ugly LATAM ONLY
Why'd you go for a Brazilian tranny when you can have a squishy waifu? :feelshmm:
 
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whats the point of Geomaxxing o Japan when chinks are ugly LATAM ONLY
I have been to Japan many times and i can assure you that if you're not a nigger or a curry they will beg you to fuck them
+ most of them are fine
 
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I have been to Japan many times and i can assure you that if you're not a nigger or a curry they will beg you to fuck them
Joever for pajeetcels like me. :feelswhy:
 
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Why'd you go for a Brazilian tranny when you can have a squishy waifu? :feelshmm:
japs dont look like the anime girl you jerk off too

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YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU WANT TO GEOMAX IN JAPAN. WHY? BECAUSE NO JAPANESE SPEAKS ENGLISH, AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY OSTRACIZED AND MOCKED.
"Estimates vary, but most surveys show that less than 20% of the Japanese population speaks English. The 2023 English Proficiency Index ranks Japan 87th out of 113 countries, and 15th in Asia."

THAT SAID, WE CAN START WITH THE GUIDE :

1. WATCH LOADS OF ANIME WITH SUBS.
This will be your bread and butter. When you find yourself able to pick up words like "sugoi" and "onichan" you're halfway there!
Tip: Make sure to pay the most attention to the subtitles. Your brain will naturally pick up the words.
JX42iM6.jpeg


2. SKIP KANJI.
You need to know over 3,000 of them just to be considered "literate". (VERY few Japanese even know them.) In addition, they have many pronunciations. IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FOREIGNER.
Tip: Due to Japan's illiteracy rate after WWII, the British began phasing out kanji. In a few years it will be pointless to know any. In Korea, they've already advanced past its use.
7cVeAhZ.png


3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.
7YDMS68.png


In closing: If you're doing poorly, don't be discouraged and beat yourself up over it. It's been proven that older people have a very difficult time learning a second language. 90% of those who do speak a second language do so before age 12. This is why older immigrants become shut-ins and depend on their children so much.

BY DOING THIS YOU CAN REACH JLPT N6 IN 12 MONTHS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR JAPANESE SKILLS.
Cope, I didn't know any Japanese and the people went out of their way to help my ass.

'oh, you lost? me help'
 
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Niggacel miss your threads, by the way high iq
 
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japs dont look like the anime girl you jerk off too
They do. And japanese girls who hang out in Kabukichō, Shinjuku etc are all good looking and hungry for sex
 
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Cope, I didn't know any Japanese and the people went out of their way to help my ass.

'oh, you lost? me help'
that's the most you can get out of a conversation, 3 words or a sentence at the most
 
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that's the most you can get out of a conversation, 3 words or a sentence at the most
I can introduce myself and ask basic questions now.:feelshehe:
 
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I can introduce myself and ask basic questions now.:feelshehe:
It's not enough to get laid. Plus, learning japanese is not limited to japan as everyone says, if you go to Korea, some Korean girls speak Japanese and you can impress them with your skills and then fuck them
 
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Brah she's above average looking:feelswhy:

あなたはばかです
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If anyone wants to know if their skills are close to those of a native speaker, read this. If you understand it you don't need my guide, you're already bilingual.
 
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It's not enough to get laid. Plus, learning japanese is not limited to japan as everyone says, if you go to Korea, some Korean girls speak Japanese and you can impress them with your skills and then fuck them
I see, I'm still learning brah:feelswow:

Practicing with kanji innit.
are you high rn
死んで!
1721447272703
 
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sounds like something this guy @Imretarded? would post
 
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Contrary to popular belief, I do not jerk off to hentai and only sometimes do I check out JAV. :ogre: The pixels have ruined it for me.
JAV is SHIT. You need to start reading eroge bhai
 
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JAV is SHIT. You need to start reading eroge bhai
That reminds me of a tv show where the main character is on his laptop and the female classmate behind him is asking if he's playing eroge again. :feelskek:
 
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China is better
 
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YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU WANT TO GEOMAX IN JAPAN. WHY? BECAUSE NO JAPANESE SPEAKS ENGLISH, AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY OSTRACIZED AND MOCKED.
"Estimates vary, but most surveys show that less than 20% of the Japanese population speaks English. The 2023 English Proficiency Index ranks Japan 87th out of 113 countries, and 15th in Asia."

THAT SAID, WE CAN START WITH THE GUIDE :

1. WATCH LOADS OF ANIME WITH SUBS.
This will be your bread and butter. When you find yourself able to pick up words like "sugoi" and "onichan" you're halfway there!
Tip: Make sure to pay the most attention to the subtitles. Your brain will naturally pick up the words.
JX42iM6.jpeg


2. SKIP KANJI.
You need to know over 3,000 of them just to be considered "literate". (VERY few Japanese even know them.) In addition, they have many pronunciations. IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FOREIGNER.
Tip: Due to Japan's illiteracy rate after WWII, the British began phasing out kanji. In a few years it will be pointless to know any. In Korea, they've already advanced past its use.
7cVeAhZ.png


3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.
7YDMS68.png


In closing: If you're doing poorly, don't be discouraged and beat yourself up over it. It's been proven that older people have a very difficult time learning a second language. 90% of those who do speak a second language do so before age 12. This is why older immigrants become shut-ins and depend on their children so much.

BY DOING THIS YOU CAN REACH JLPT N6 IN 12 MONTHS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR JAPANESE SKILLS.
High iq thread I’m taking Japanese class and about to be in my 2nd year of it in my highschool just to mog the weird kids.
 
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It's considered giant in Japan
My pajeetcel friend says he doesn't care for no hoes, he just wants to Akihibaramaxx and become an otaku.
 
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Lol look at this fool, he's learning drawings. :ROFLMAO: @Rea
This faggot is wasting his time, no Japanese will understand what he's saying because Kana are being learned less and less.

Nowdays all Japanese children learn the Latin alphabet to express themselves in Romaji
 
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Don't forget to yell "kisama" and "temae" to strangers.
 
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This faggot is wasting his time, no Japanese will understand what he's saying because Kana are being learned less and less.

Nowdays all Japanese children learn the Latin alphabet to express themselves in Romaji
Legit, I did read that somewhere; that katakana is slowly but surely getting disposed of. Rendered useless soon.
 
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Who would want to do geomaxxing in Japan, a place in demographic catastrophe where you work and eat SSRIs until you decide to commit a suicide?
 
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私もあなたを愛しています、冷たいジューシーなスイカを食べてほしいです
stop using google translate nigger and start learning japanese
 
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YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU WANT TO GEOMAX IN JAPAN. WHY? BECAUSE NO JAPANESE SPEAKS ENGLISH, AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY OSTRACIZED AND MOCKED.
"Estimates vary, but most surveys show that less than 20% of the Japanese population speaks English. The 2023 English Proficiency Index ranks Japan 87th out of 113 countries, and 15th in Asia."

THAT SAID, WE CAN START WITH THE GUIDE :

1. WATCH LOADS OF ANIME WITH SUBS.
This will be your bread and butter. When you find yourself able to pick up words like "sugoi" and "onichan" you're halfway there!
Tip: Make sure to pay the most attention to the subtitles. Your brain will naturally pick up the words.
JX42iM6.jpeg


2. SKIP KANJI.
You need to know over 3,000 of them just to be considered "literate". (VERY few Japanese even know them.) In addition, they have many pronunciations. IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FOREIGNER.
Tip: Due to Japan's illiteracy rate after WWII, the British began phasing out kanji. In a few years it will be pointless to know any. In Korea, they've already advanced past its use.
7cVeAhZ.png


3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.
7YDMS68.png


In closing: If you're doing poorly, don't be discouraged and beat yourself up over it. It's been proven that older people have a very difficult time learning a second language. 90% of those who do speak a second language do so before age 12. This is why older immigrants become shut-ins and depend on their children so much.

BY DOING THIS YOU CAN REACH JLPT N6 IN 12 MONTHS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR JAPANESE SKILLS.
This thread was so useless jfl bro thought he cooked
 
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This faggot is wasting his time, no Japanese will understand what he's saying because Kana are being learned less and less.

Nowdays all Japanese children learn the Latin alphabet to express themselves in Romaji
ははははながすきです

learn ya fucking kanji or else you gonna have to read sentences like this. not even hard, just remember it theory.
私もあなたを愛しています、冷たいジューシーなスイカを食べてほしいです
Something something, you and me, something something eating is mentioned. You asking to fuck?

Once you've learned a lot of Japanese, you'll realise that everyday words are also used in a pornographic context
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Tabemono means PUSSY.
Interesting. New word unlocked into brain. 食べもの:feelshehe:
 
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Cope thread, you will never learn Japanese with this shit tier advice.
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