HOLY SHIT!!!! Brutal story!!! I just had a date with a landwhale

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She is a 29yr old latina with huge tits but fat body, flat ass, face looks like a piggy and is very average. She likes bdsm, is polyamorous and also very confident. She came with huge high heels and one of the first things she said was "oh nice you passed my height check". Little did she know that i was wearing 5cm lifts :ROFLMAO:
We went to a bar, had 2 drinks and talked for 2 hours. She showed me her tinder with thousands of likes, and how she can match any guy she wants. She told me that she only likes younger guys with good bodies and handsome faces, height must be over 180cm. I asked her about asian, balding or short guys and she laughed loud.
She sometimes swipes for one week till she finds a guy attractive, and in most cases she can get him :eek::eek: But then the guy also must seduce her right and match all of her criterias. At the moment she had 30 matches and all of them are bombarding her with messages. I quickly had a look, and all of them seemed at least htn or chadlite.
She told me with a sexy outfit she gets approached on the street at least once a day.
So now imagine if a average roastie landwhale has endless opportunities for sex, how the life of a young stacye must be :hnghn:
I never been so shocked how over it is since long time.

We had 2 drinks that cost me 30 Euros, walked to her car and made out for 5 minutes. Then she drove home. Im still in shock. How should i ever find a cute slim girlfriend around 23/25 if they have endless options???

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it's over​
 
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should have asked her why no guy wanted to commit to her long term and enjoyed her emotional break-down.

Horny guys swipe fat chicks because they know they are easy, and come and pipe them down in the middle of the night, making sure no one sees them together.

Over for your social standing if you actually meet a land whale outside and take them out for an actual dinner or drinks at the bar.
 
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When I read stories like these, I instantly understand spree shooters on a visceral level. I'm not saying they are right, I'm not advocating anyone commit such a horrible act of violence, all I'm saying is: I get it.
 
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She told me with a sexy outfit she gets approached on the street at least once a day.
Not believing she gets approached by any white men ever.
 
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injecting 50ml fillers to date landwhales. state of dating market in 2022
 
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If you actually went on a date with this thing you are fucked.
@fogdart its really over for white sub chads isnt it
 
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If you actually went on a date with this thing you are fucked.
@fogdart its really over for white sub chads isnt it
It is really over. The dude in OP is giga gymmaxxed Ottermode white HTN with a TON of looksmaxxes - he has bottox, fillers, hair system etc. only to go on a date with this creature and she didn’t even fuck him. It’s ovER

@LightSkinNoob @whiteissuperior @thereallegend @tyronelite
 
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She is a 29yr old latina with huge tits but fat body, flat ass, face looks like a piggy and is very average. She likes bdsm, is polyamorous and also very confident. She came with huge high heels and one of the first things she said was "oh nice you passed my height check". Little did she know that i was wearing 5cm lifts :ROFLMAO:
We went to a bar, had 2 drinks and talked for 2 hours. She showed me her tinder with thousands of likes, and how she can match any guy she wants. She told me that she only likes younger guys with good bodies and handsome faces, height must be over 180cm. I asked her about asian, balding or short guys and she laughed loud.
She sometimes swipes for one week till she finds a guy attractive, and in most cases she can get him :eek::eek: But then the guy also must seduce her right and match all of her criterias. At the moment she had 30 matches and all of them are bombarding her with messages. I quickly had a look, and all of them seemed at least htn or chadlite.
She told me with a sexy outfit she gets approached on the street at least once a day.
So now imagine if a average roastie landwhale has endless opportunities for sex, how the life of a young stacye must be :hnghn:
I never been so shocked how over it is since long time.

We had 2 drinks that cost me 30 Euros, walked to her car and made out for 5 minutes. Then she drove home. Im still in shock. How should i ever find a cute slim girlfriend around 23/25 if they have endless options???

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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It is really over. The dude in OP is giga gymmaxxed Ottermode white HTN with a TON of looksmaxxes - he has bottox, fillers, hair system etc. only to go on a date with this creature and she didn’t even fuck him. It’s ovER

@LightSkinNoob @whiteissuperior
Jbw is cope. Jbb is the truth
 
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injecting 50ml fillers to date landwhales. state of dating market in 2022
op literally jumping through hoops to improve his appearance to be able to barely pass some roastie hambeast's criteria

I guess that's life
 
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op literally jumping through hoops to improve his appearance to be able to barely pass some hambeast's criteria

I guess that's life
@fogdart meanwhile some bearded gorilla monkey can land girls 10x her looks level and smash effortlessly
 
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It is really over. The dude in OP is giga gymmaxxed Ottermode white HTN with a TON of looksmaxxes - he has bottox, fillers, hair system etc. only to go on a date with this creature and she didn’t even fuck him. It’s ovER

@LightSkinNoob @whiteissuperior @thereallegend @tyronelite
If this is what he gets what do I get? (((Nothing)))
 
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who fucking asked?
 
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It is really over. The dude in OP is giga gymmaxxed Ottermode white HTN with a TON of looksmaxxes - he has bottox, fillers, hair system etc. only to go on a date with this creature and she didn’t even fuck him. It’s ovER

@LightSkinNoob @whiteissuperior @thereallegend @tyronelite
I’m gonna keep my mental health and calls tales :feelswah::feelswah:
 
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She is a 29yr old latina with huge tits but fat body, flat ass, face looks like a piggy and is very average. She likes bdsm, is polyamorous and also very confident. She came with huge high heels and one of the first things she said was "oh nice you passed my height check". Little did she know that i was wearing 5cm lifts :ROFLMAO:
We went to a bar, had 2 drinks and talked for 2 hours. She showed me her tinder with thousands of likes, and how she can match any guy she wants. She told me that she only likes younger guys with good bodies and handsome faces, height must be over 180cm. I asked her about asian, balding or short guys and she laughed loud.
She sometimes swipes for one week till she finds a guy attractive, and in most cases she can get him :eek::eek: But then the guy also must seduce her right and match all of her criterias. At the moment she had 30 matches and all of them are bombarding her with messages. I quickly had a look, and all of them seemed at least htn or chadlite.
She told me with a sexy outfit she gets approached on the street at least once a day.
So now imagine if a average roastie landwhale has endless opportunities for sex, how the life of a young stacye must be :hnghn:
I never been so shocked how over it is since long time.

We had 2 drinks that cost me 30 Euros, walked to her car and made out for 5 minutes. Then she drove home. Im still in shock. How should i ever find a cute slim girlfriend around 23/25 if they have endless options???

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happened to me but the girl was a catfish so i lied to her and went home lol
like legit 50-100 lbs heavier than her pics and her face looked busted
 
Dnrd but jfl at taking a landwhale on a date
 
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average man is an invisible simp, clown world
 
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Hopefully, we can slay our looks match at some bar when you comeover; I've only ever approached a girl once at a bar; I'll get some practice before u come down.
 
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I’m looksmaxxing so I can get landwhale asian wife. Such is life
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Dnrd but jfl at taking a landwhale on a date
What should a average men then go for? Stacies?
I am just realistic and take what i have the value for.
- Landwales, roasties and ugly girls can get htn and tall gymcelled normies.
- Beckies can get tall chadlites and if they are lucky also chads.
- Stacies have endless options. Millionaires and male model chads.

Bald or ugly guys below htn can get absolutely nothing, as even homeless or retarded females hate them.
 
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OP you really don't get better girls? Would you LTR a landhwale?
 
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OP you really don't get better girls? Would you LTR a landhwale?
She has hundreds of matches and endless potential for dates.
How should i then have the chance for a cute looking girl?
 
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She has hundreds of matches and endless potential for dates.
How should i then have the chance for a cute looking girl?
You would seriously LTR a landwhale?
 
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It’s so over wtf what’s the point even trying
 
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She is a 29yr old latina with huge tits but fat body, flat ass, face looks like a piggy and is very average. She likes bdsm, is polyamorous and also very confident. She came with huge high heels and one of the first things she said was "oh nice you passed my height check". Little did she know that i was wearing 5cm lifts :ROFLMAO:
We went to a bar, had 2 drinks and talked for 2 hours. She showed me her tinder with thousands of likes, and how she can match any guy she wants. She told me that she only likes younger guys with good bodies and handsome faces, height must be over 180cm. I asked her about asian, balding or short guys and she laughed loud.
She sometimes swipes for one week till she finds a guy attractive, and in most cases she can get him :eek::eek: But then the guy also must seduce her right and match all of her criterias. At the moment she had 30 matches and all of them are bombarding her with messages. I quickly had a look, and all of them seemed at least htn or chadlite.
She told me with a sexy outfit she gets approached on the street at least once a day.
So now imagine if a average roastie landwhale has endless opportunities for sex, how the life of a young stacye must be :hnghn:
I never been so shocked how over it is since long time.

We had 2 drinks that cost me 30 Euros, walked to her car and made out for 5 minutes. Then she drove home. Im still in shock. How should i ever find a cute slim girlfriend around 23/25 if they have endless options???

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I really hope you didn’t pray for that creatures drinks if you did i don’t know what to say
 
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When I read stories like these, I instantly understand spree shooters on a visceral level. I'm not saying they are right, I'm not advocating anyone commit such a horrible act of violence, all I'm saying is: I get it.
this thread should not be free this shit is GOLD
 
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She is a 29yr old latina with huge tits but fat body, flat ass, face looks like a piggy and is very average. She likes bdsm, is polyamorous and also very confident. She came with huge high heels and one of the first things she said was "oh nice you passed my height check". Little did she know that i was wearing 5cm lifts :ROFLMAO:
We went to a bar, had 2 drinks and talked for 2 hours. She showed me her tinder with thousands of likes, and how she can match any guy she wants. She told me that she only likes younger guys with good bodies and handsome faces, height must be over 180cm. I asked her about asian, balding or short guys and she laughed loud.
She sometimes swipes for one week till she finds a guy attractive, and in most cases she can get him :eek::eek: But then the guy also must seduce her right and match all of her criterias. At the moment she had 30 matches and all of them are bombarding her with messages. I quickly had a look, and all of them seemed at least htn or chadlite.
She told me with a sexy outfit she gets approached on the street at least once a day.
So now imagine if a average roastie landwhale has endless opportunities for sex, how the life of a young stacye must be :hnghn:
I never been so shocked how over it is since long time.

We had 2 drinks that cost me 30 Euros, walked to her car and made out for 5 minutes. Then she drove home. Im still in shock. How should i ever find a cute slim girlfriend around 23/25 if they have endless options???

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Op shamed his entire ancestral bloodline with this act
Just die now whats the point
 
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shit i ain't gonna pass the hand check
 
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