How do I break up with my gf? (ded srs need help)

[irrumator praetor]

So I've been dating this hhtb that I mog (I'm Chadlite) and it feels like daycare everytime I spend time with her because she absolutely doesn't know how to act, plus she has no filter, she talks about feminism all the time and likes all those marriage reels on Instagram, reposts them all the time. I mean...

For context I'm a 0.0025th percentile Ivy League 6ft8 245lbs 10.75% bodyfat 21.85in bidelt 8.95x9.65 in NBP senior executive at JP Morgan at 20 years old. She is a part time victoria secret model and occasionally does cocaine in my fathers private jet that I take her on to Mykonos with. Keep in mind though, shes been a good fuck ever since 2nd year highschool (about 5 years together). I just don't know how to break up with her. She keeps doing bumps at my private jet and bringing her Victoria secret model friends for me to have orgies with, before hopping in my throwaway ferrari (I throw it away whenever I run out of gas, it's temporary use).

 

[Farsin]

Is your pillow too cold as well?

 

[peterk1287]

Tales

 

[theblueprints]

Do you mog @CelestialEmpire tho

 

[irrumator praetor]

@Miami @Resonance @acm

 

[FarhanHere]

Bump

 

[Glorious King]

So I've been dating this hhtb that I mog (I'm Chadlite) and it feels like daycare everytime I spend time with her because she absolutely doesn't know how to act, plus she has no filter, she talks about feminism all the time and likes all those marriage reels on Instagram, reposts them all the time. I mean...

For context I'm a 0.0025th percentile Ivy League 6ft8 245lbs 10.75% bodyfat 21.85in bidelt 8.95x9.65 in NBP senior executive at JP Morgan at 20 years old. She is a part time victoria secret model and occasionally does cocaine in my fathers private jet that I take her on to Mykonos with. Keep in mind though, shes been a good fuck ever since 2nd year highschool (about 5 years together). I just don't know how to break up with her. She keeps doing bumps at my private jet and bringing her Victoria secret model friends for me to have orgies with, before hopping in my throwaway ferrari (I throw it away whenever I run out of gas, it's temporary use).

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"So I've been dating this hhtb that I mog (I'm Chadlite) "

 

[Absurdist]

So I've been dating this hhtb that I mog (I'm Chadlite) and it feels like daycare everytime I spend time with her because she absolutely doesn't know how to act, plus she has no filter, she talks about feminism all the time and likes all those marriage reels on Instagram, reposts them all the time. I mean...

For context I'm a 0.0025th percentile Ivy League 6ft8 245lbs 10.75% bodyfat 21.85in bidelt 8.95x9.65 in NBP senior executive at JP Morgan at 20 years old. She is a part time victoria secret model and occasionally does cocaine in my fathers private jet that I take her on to Mykonos with. Keep in mind though, shes been a good fuck ever since 2nd year highschool (about 5 years together). I just don't know how to break up with her. She keeps doing bumps at my private jet and bringing her Victoria secret model friends for me to have orgies with, before hopping in my throwaway ferrari (I throw it away whenever I run out of gas, it's temporary use).

Damn bro thats a pretty big problem.

 

[irrumator praetor]

Is your pillow too cold as well?

I exclusively own Jean Paul Gaultier x Ralph Lauren x LV custom made exclusive gold threaded diamond embossed pillows with high quality heaters and temperature control mechanisms. They also have perfectly optimized ergonomics

 

[widdi]

Pretend she’s Slavic

 

[irrumator praetor]

Do you mog @CelestialEmpire tho

I think I consistently beat him (hes my older less taller cousin from a poorer side of the family, hes only 6ft5.75 etc) on official Harvard rankings at least on the Tuesdays, sundays and Fridays

 

[irrumator praetor]

Pretend she’s Slavic

then I would have to ask my Lord Baron Patriarch Father to drop 30 nukes on her entire bloodline

 

[irrumator praetor]

I didn't mention I am a high class WASP but that's implied because of the ivy league and social class

 

[irrumator praetor]

I also need help wiping my ass. How do I wipe my ass?

 

[irrumator praetor]

Related: https://looksmax.org/threads/how-do-i-wipe-my-ass-need-help-6ft8-5-245lbs-9-bf-chadlite.2219096/

I also need help wiping my ass. How do I wipe my ass?

 

[Resonance]

feels like daycare everytime I spend time with her because she absolutely doesn't know how to act, plus she has no filter, she talks about feminism all the time and likes all those marriage reels on Instagram, reposts them all the time

She must have 0.00012% non-WASPietarian blood. There was recently a study conducted by AI supercomputers in underground Goldman Sachs and JP morgan laboratories with data collected by the Glorious US government via techchips implanted into low class impoverished ethnics and low class WASPs that showed a direct positive correlation between social class and how trad/neoliberal/capitalistic/loyal a female is. I would suggest dumping her and sueing her family for reparations due to the damages done to your Holy Sovereign Lord Baron Patriarch Father's Family's reputation and your private jet by allowing a poor deathnic into your premises.

To prevent this, I would suggest collecting strands of hair from your stacylite affluent touse sorority fuckbuddies and scanning them through the WASP database for any signs of deathnic blood within them.

 

[irrumator praetor]

She must have 0.00012% non-WASPietarian blood. There was recently a study conducted by AI supercomputers in underground Goldman Sachs and JP morgan laboratories with data collected by the Glorious US government via techchips implanted into low class impoverished ethnics and low class WASPs that showed a direct positive correlation between social class and how trad/neoliberal/capitalistic/loyal a female is. I would suggest dumping her and sueing her family for reparations due to the damages done to your Holy Sovereign Lord Baron Patriarch Father's Family's reputation and your private jet by allowing a poor deathnic into your premises.

To prevent this, I would suggest collecting strands of hair from your stacylite affluent touse sorority fuckbuddies and scanning them through the WASP database for any signs of deathnic blood within them.

I would need to hire a goldman sachs x JP Morgan off-record CIA funded geneticist team that immediately analyses any foid that runs a risk of interacting with me at any given point in time in order to have a 0.000001% chance of interacting with a crypto-deathnic foid at any moment

thanks for the advice WASP bro

 

[CelestialEmpire]

21.75 inch bidelt at 6'8 its so over bucko