How do i get laid in this house?

[Deleted member 6403]

There's only 2 realistic ways

1. Low Inhib Maxx and let my parents see this back walk in and hear me piping this bitch (risk high)
2. Wait until the weekdays and invite her over in the morning when no ones home (low odds of success, only an hour or two free)

 

[Deleted member 8576]

how old are you?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

how old are you?

just turned 18 my nigga and i feel like a prisoner

 

[Chadeep]

Fuck her in the streets

 

[sytyl]

fuck her in the park

 

[Deleted member 8576]

just turned 18 my nigga and i feel like a prisoner

legally your parents can't stop you from leaving the house. you could actually leave right now and if they tried to stop you it would be illegal, since you're an adult.

just walk out of there and start fucking bitches tbh nothing can legally stop you.

 

[Deleted member 11748]

ask a friend

 

[Deleted member 6403]

ask a friend

dont have any anymore

 

[sytyl]

fuck her in the park

@AlwaysHaveQuestions @GigaChang @Chadeep why jfl? this is legit advice
you guys never saw condoms in the park as a kid?

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

@AlwaysHaveQuestions @GigaChang @Chadeep why jfl? this is legit advice
you guys never saw condoms in the park as a kid?

oh ya i remember finding them in the park
we jfl because we laughed i guess

 

[Deleted member 11748]

@AlwaysHaveQuestions @GigaChang @Chadeep why jfl? this is legit advice
you guys never saw condoms in the park as a kid?

I +1'd

 

[Deleted member 9666]

Just do #1 with music playing. That’s what my friends did and most of them were fucking on the same floor as their parents room lol.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Just do #1 with music playing. That’s what my friends did and most of them were fucking on the same floor as their parents room lol.

I am BUT I CANT DO THAT IF MY MOM'S GONNA SEE HER WALK IN SO IT DEFEATS THE WHOLE POINT

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Just do #1 with music playing. That’s what my friends did and most of them were fucking on the same floor as their parents room lol.

HER WINDOW FACES MY DOOR, SO SHE SEES IF ANYONE LEAVES OR WALKS IN

NO WAY IN OR OUT

 

[Deleted member 9666]

HER WINDOW FACES MY DOOR, SO SHE SEES IF ANYONE LEAVES OR WALKS IN

NO WAY IN OR OUT

You aren’t allowed to have girls over? Can’t just say it’s a friend who’s coming over to chill?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

You aren’t allowed to have girls over? Can’t just say it’s a friend who’s coming over to chill?

No, I been isolated my whole life

 

[Cigarette]

fuck in your car? or ask a friend whos parents are never home lol

 

[Deleted member 6403]

fuck in your car? or ask a friend whos parents are never home lol

NO CAR OR FRIENDS

 

[Cigarette]

NO CAR OR FRIENDS

i mean i just told my dad that i was gonna fuck a girl later that night for my first time. he just took mom out to dinner for 5 hours just ask him

 

[Deleted member 6403]

i mean i just told my dad that i was gonna fuck a girl later that night for my first time. he just took mom out to dinner for 5 hours just ask him

My parents don't gaf about me, they couldn't even get me braces when I was younger so I doubt their gonna leave me one night

 

[Cigarette]

My parents don't gaf about me, they couldn't even get me braces when I was younger so I doubt their gonna leave me one night

run away or try emancipation your life sounds fucking horrible