How do I tell my family I am going to break my legs and be gone for 3 months?

[epictroll]

Jaw surgery is easy to explain to parents: "oh yeah, see my lower jaw is underdeveloped and I am not getting proper sleep at night. It could be dangerous! Doc recommended I get it." They'll be like oh okay whatever.

But LL??? Fucking lol. Hi mom and dad, I am going to break my legs to get like 4 inches taller. I'll be at the Paley Institute for a few months. Uhh, cya later I guess.

I expect both of my parent's reaction to scream and shout and try to get me to stop at all costs. I can absolutely imagine my mom following me all the way to Florida to try and get me to stop and intervene in the surgery room.

How do I tell my parents that I do not want to play the game of life on manlet mode/ultra hard difficulty, and that I need this to feel comfortable in my own skin?

It honestly feels like it would be easier to tell my parents that I am gay or trans.

 

[cmfanel]

this faggot wants to BREAK his legs and spends months hospitalized and in rehab but is too much of a pussy to tell his parents. average looksmax.org retard

 

[Deleted member 15669]

this faggot wants to BREAK his legs and spends months hospitalized and in rehab but is too much of a pussy to tell his parents. average looksmax.org retard

this jfl

 

[Deleted member 16861]

your parents probably suspect that you are mentally ill already, so i guess you could just tell them honestly

 

[epictroll]

this faggot wants to BREAK his legs and spends months hospitalized and in rehab but is too much of a pussy to tell his parents. average looksmax.org retard

I am in my 20s but I still live at home to save money for surgeries + I am incel so there's no point in paying for my own apartment since I'll have no friends or girls over anyway.

I actually have over $200k saved because I have spent $0 since working and had no student debt.

Whatever, I guess I will just "tell them" but the situation seems fucking laughable to have to explain to them. I can only imagine their reactions, JFL.

 

[Deleted member 16058]

I am in my 20s but I still live at home to save money for surgeries + I am incel so there's no point in paying for my own apartment since I'll have no friends or girls over anyway.

I actually have over $200k saved because I have spent $0 since working and had no student debt.

Whatever, I guess I will just "tell them" but the situation seems fucking laughable to have to explain to them. I can only imagine their reactions, JFL.

tell them just before the surgery

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

I am in my 20s

you don't need your parents approval to do anything. tell 'em you're gone for work for 3 months in alaska or something.

 

[Deleted member 18522]

Whats your heights and your parents height's?

If you're 170cm+ its a waste of time

 

[epictroll]

Whats your heights and your parents height's?

If you're 170cm+ its a waste of time

me: 5'4"
mom: 5'0"
dad: 5'4"

I plan on going from 5'4" -> 5'8". Still not "tall", but I really think you can live a pretty normal life from 5'7'+ onwards. Those heights are within the realm of normalcy in some metro areas of the US.

 

[Deleted member 18522]

me: 5'4"
mom: 5'0"
dad: 5'4"

I plan on going from 5'4" -> 5'8". Still not "tall", but I really think you can live a pretty normal life from 5'7'+ onwards. Those heights are within the realm of normalcy in some metro areas of the US.

It's understandable tbh I think even 5'6" is manageable but yeah your height is quite low. Are you white or latin/asian?

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Don't tell em shit and just do it

 

[FootLongDong]

5 foot 4

Jfl

Kys

 

[Deleted member 18849]

Move to a far away city for a year. Wear lifts and take glucosamine for morning height retention beforehand so that they won't notice.

 

[deepweb1298]

me: 5'4"
mom: 5'0"
dad: 5'4"

I plan on going from 5'4" -> 5'8". Still not "tall", but I really think you can live a pretty normal life from 5'7'+ onwards. Those heights are within the realm of normalcy in some metro areas of the US.

Brutal buddy boyo, you definitely need it. Good luck.

Whats your ethnicity, your parents height is abnormally short

 

[KDA Player]

me: 5'4"
mom: 5'0"
dad: 5'4"

I plan on going from 5'4" -> 5'8". Still not "tall", but I really think you can live a pretty normal life from 5'7'+ onwards. Those heights are within the realm of normalcy in some metro areas of the US.

Yeah I can understand the need for LL ngl

 

[joseph]

Jaw surgery is easy to explain to parents: "oh yeah, see my lower jaw is underdeveloped and I am not getting proper sleep at night. It could be dangerous! Doc recommended I get it." They'll be like oh okay whatever.

But LL??? Fucking lol. Hi mom and dad, I am going to break my legs to get like 4 inches taller. I'll be at the Paley Institute for a few months. Uhh, cya later I guess.

I expect both of my parent's reaction to scream and shout and try to get me to stop at all costs. I can absolutely imagine my mom following me all the way to Florida to try and get me to stop and intervene in the surgery room.

How do I tell my parents that I do not want to play the game of life on manlet mode/ultra hard difficulty, and that I need this to feel comfortable in my own skin?

It honestly feels like it would be easier to tell my parents that I am gay or trans.

Don’t tell them never admit to looksmaxxing and never go around telling others you frauded your genetics. That’s the whole goal of looksmaxxing

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

I am in my 20s but I still live at home to save money for surgeries + I am incel so there's no point in paying for my own apartment since I'll have no friends or girls over anyway.

I actually have over $200k saved because I have spent $0 since working and had no student debt.

Whatever, I guess I will just "tell them" but the situation seems fucking laughable to have to explain to them. I can only imagine their reactions, JFL.

dont waste money on this shit retard your life wont change 1 bit. height is cope

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

It is not at 5 4, it is cope at 5 7+ but he is way too short

hes 5'4?

 

[Deleted member 18931]

with LL you will go from giga manlet to manlet. better to spend it on facial surgery or something

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

Yes

fuck man yea dont be shorter than her at least

 

[Dystopian]

just explain evolution pshycology and blackpill to your parents to convince them theory

 

[Dystopian]

It is not at 5 4, it is cope at 5 7+ but he is way too short

how is it cope at 5´7+ and not at 5´4, i would much rather kms at that height

 

[Growth Plate]

how is it cope at 5´7+ and not at 5´4, i would much rather kms at that height

height surgery is only "cope" if you're already average and above avg height in you're country. Even then, it should only be moved to the bottom of your surgery list as you focus on facemaxxing first, because being above avg height objectively remains a considerable halo (6'1" vs 5'10" in the US)

 

[Dystopian]

Bro at least at 5 7 you are more or less average unlike at 5 4 xd

yes avg in currystan, at 5´4 LL on tibia and fmeurwotn do shit to your life

 

[Dystopian]

height surgery is only "cope" if you're already average and above avg height in you're country. Even then, it should only be moved to the bottom of your surgery list as you focus on facemaxxing first, because being above avg height objectively remains a considerable halo (6'1" vs 5'10" in the US)

i think i will get it when i moneymaxx, im 5´9 at 15 and feel manlet

 

[Growth Plate]

Bro at least at 5 7 you are more or less average unlike at 5 4 xd

If OP is going to get LL, he might as well go for at least, bare minimum, becoming average height in his country and then wear lifts. 5'8" should already be close to that. Jfl at going from terramanlet to gigamanlet

 

[Growth Plate]

OP just claim that you had a late growth spurt due to your endocrinologist fixing your hypothyroidism if anyone asks

 

[Growth Plate]

Bro you are delusional, 5'8 is passable, 5 4 is suifuel, if i feel short at 5'8 at 5 4 id have already roped

Literally depends on where you live

 

[MorningNorwood]

Literally depends on where you live

just move to rural Malaysia Theory

 

[Growth Plate]

just move to rural Malaysia Theory

Even in the US, I got called tall by ethnic femlets multiple times even though I'm only 5'7" afternoon barefoot, but having very long legs makes me seem taller

 

[Deleted member 17429]

OP just claim that you had a late growth spurt due to your endocrinologist fixing your hypothyroidism if anyone asks

This is a thing? Should I get my thyroid checked by my endocrinologist?

 

[Growth Plate]

This is a thing? Should I get my thyroid checked by my endocrinologist?

You have been growing normally and reached an expected height so you wouldn't benefit. But it's still important to have a good thyroid for metabolism, hair growth, etc. regardless