How i slayed on a plane

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Mr_Norwood

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As promised here's my story.. 100% true no larping or bs.

Last night I was on a cheap Wizzair flight from Hungary to the UK and i went to sit in my seat D and there was a girl next to me. She looks cute and sexy wearing glasses with nice tits, in my mind i though (ooo lucky me).

As always I put my bag away and I say "hello" smile and sit down... and just spend the next few minutes doing nothing playing on my phone.

A few minutes go by and some Roma gypsy types are making a bit of drama about wanting to be sat together (they didn't pay for seat choice).. and i noticed they stank like they didn't bath in weeks.. I found the whole situation amusing and was grinning. I also made some comments to the poor English guy in front who sat next to one of them

Boarding had finished and the girl moved to be near the window and started reading her book...

10minutes after takeoff the Gypsy guys were talking loudly to each other across the cabin. I found the whole situation amusing and was laughing.. i looked at the girl and she was grinning at me. I said to her:

Me: Have you been on your holidays?
Her: No visiting my mother.. i live in the UK
Me.. oh cool i've just been in Budapest for 2 days.. pretty nice but i didn't see much because i was feeling sick and only had a summer coat (it was cold there)
Her Oh wow.. only 2 days? why?
Me... I was in Israel just stopping over
Her Oh great how was that?

She came and sat in the middle next to me

blablablabla
blablabla

Loads of talking later about everything

Then i say..

"so do you have a boyfriend or anything"
her "no... im alone i just live with my flat mate and her cat"
me "shall we meet sometime?"
her "yeah sure what is your name.. do you have facebook and whatsapp"
me yep i'll add you when we land and get signal.

blablabla
blablabla

me: yeah Budapest seems great i'll probably go for a short break sometime in the winter when it's snowing. Maybe i can find a hungarian wife who is as hot as you (tee hee)

she doesn't say anything but just looks at my eyes. by this point her body language was game on.. her legs were crossed pointing to me and she was nearly in my seat she was so close..

Then i kiss her and she lets me. then says "no more there are too many eyes"
I kiss her again and she lets me..

Basically i ended up kissing her loads and touching all of her body.. i ended up rubbing her pussy outside of her clothes, she liked it and said "why did you stop"


I asked her if she found me good looking and she said "you are very good looking i bet you already know this from some people" i said "a few girls liked me yes"


Last night
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This morning
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The stinking bastard
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crazy shit, man.
 
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Once again proof women love bald men. It's over if you don't shave your head
 
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Where is the slaying?
 
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1570615110312
 
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"B-b-but hair are important"
 
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she saw your hairless head and felt pity
 
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Fucking low inhib Slayer
DhMeAzK
 
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Show us the dickpic yous sent her
 
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IN ON FIRST PAGE
 
this would be epic if she wasnt ugly
 
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your face?
nvm she looks like utter shit
 
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keep in mind that a lot of hungarian women are like this, even married ones, you can slay in hungary
 
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She's cute, don't listen to these standardcels
 
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Gives me hope for when I go bald
 
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mmmmmm boobies
 
Amazing forward growth, what a slayer!
 

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Mr_Norwood
baldcel, pathetic worthless loser
 
OP has the magic power of running into women who fetishize balding men
 
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Hope she's the one for you, man
 
so ugly, looks like a recessed jew
 
It never began if u arent NW4
 
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Are you taking PUA lessons? 😄
 
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photo of op
 
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Ngl but today I've been so happy and content...

Just basking in my success....

Amazing what happens when your low inhib

Fuck tinder and all those loser apps
 
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Ngl but today I've been so happy and content...

Just basking in my success....

Amazing what happens when your low inhib

Fuck tinder and all those loser apps
Your collagen was probably good that day due too your High T mindset and just random luck 👌🏻
 
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pure bald and bold slayer
 
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I'm so naughty :feelshaha:
 
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where are the nudes now ?
 

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