how the average 5,5 inch dick measures himself up to 7 (cagefuel)

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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
 
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nigga talking from experience word by word
 
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Mine is 6 but pencil tier
 
josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
Measuring from side is legit just don’t press down.
 
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Measuring from side is life
 
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
Lmao it would help explain how every on the internet seems to be 6.5 inches plus
 
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
i did this text 2 years ago in my other account jfl
 
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
just realized my dick grew 1cm from 19 to 21 reading that end, lifefuel
 
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caging at your avi
 
I showed my dick to 2 female shrinks, both said it was bigger than average even though I'm only 16cm BPL.

The younger shrink did qualify it by saying we are all different anyway chinacurry, maybe if you moved to Africa you would be smaller than average
 
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I showed my dick to 2 female shrinks, both said it was bigger than average even though I'm only 16cm BPL.

The younger shrink did qualify it by saying we are all different anyway chinacurry, maybe if you moved to Africa you would be smaller than average
Joe Biden Shock GIF by GIPHY News
 
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Looksmaxers try not to make a penis size thread (challenge impossible)
 
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But i got 5 inch when measured from side
Oh No Wow GIF by The Great British Bake Off
 
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i just wish i had more girth
 
rope with that girth
 
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7 inches is actually below average on larpers.org, bhaijaan
 
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It seems like this thread attracted all the dicklets on .org for some reason
Great job, sir! You convinced them dicklets that size doesn't matter and that it's okay to be a sub-7"NBP dicklet. I'm glad to see more and more goys embracing body positivity.
 
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Great job, sir! You convinced them dicklets that size doesn't matter and that it's okay to be a sub-7"NBP dicklet. I'm glad to see more and more goys embracing body positivity.
Its the motion of the ocean
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
Good thread Bhai everyone got a 7+ now, but refuse to make a video like I did on command
 
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you literally proved his point 😭😭
This nigga has to be gay and have a dick posting fetish he has posted it multiple times and have made multiple dick threads
 
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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)

so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.

btw just found out my dick is not 8,5 inches while i measured from above. its mere 17,3cm NBP.
stop coping
I measure my dick properly and get a consistent 9 inches fully erect and I’m not even done growing copers just needa get penis enlargement surgery
 
This nigga has to be gay and have a dick posting fetish he has posted it multiple times and have made multiple dick threads
Atp I am tired asf cuz I'm only 7+ BP but if I don't bone press I'm like 6.25-6.5 NBP so I'm really a dicklet and this is a humiliation ritual :hnghn:
And also niggas thinking I measured wrong like bruh
 
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Who measures from the side jfl
 
I measure my dick properly and get a consistent 9 inches fully erect and I’m not even done growing copers just needa get penis enlargement surgery
I'd say you're bigger
 
Don't tell me this shi supposed to be NBP cuz my NBP is cooked :hnghn:
that's not even NBP sir

you frauded it an entire inch
This nigga has to be gay and have a dick posting fetish he has posted it multiple times and have made multiple dick threads
it's not gay to show your dick to your incel friends online :forcedsmile:(y)
 
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that's not even NBP sir

you frauded it an entire inch

it's not gay to show your dick to your incel friends online :forcedsmile:(y)
I'm cooked if we have to do NPB :hnghn:
Isn't it fair cuz I have a shit ton of bodyfat around my dick area
 
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that's not even NBP sir

you frauded it an entire inch

it's not gay to show your dick to your incel friends online :forcedsmile:(y)
Or are u implying that I frauded outside of nbp
 
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idk I never measure BP

yes
Dude no I didn't
how am I frauding
 
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