HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KISS A GIRL I AM AUTISTIC AND RETARDED

D

Deleted member 50722

AUTISTIC HAPA SLAYER
Joined
Nov 3, 2023
Posts
834
Reputation
843
I HATE BEING AUTISTIC FUCK

I went to the movies with my oneitis, who has also never dated or kissed anyone, fuck I am the first guy to even grab her ass and cuddle with her. We decided to watch the Hunger Games, and everything was going well; she was resting her head on my shoulder, and I had my hands on her waist/ass area with my other hand holding her hand with the matching bracelets she bought us, getting close to her titties and etc. We were starting to get closer and closer, and I tried going for it, and of course, I FUMBLED YAY FUCK YEA, and she backed away because it was so awkward. Everything else went alright, I guess, and she is going to hang out with me at the park at night on Friday.

I have 30+ girls on my phone I could easily hit up, but I want HER, not some fucking whore who thinks I am fine, and most especially, not the stupid fucking 8th graders who keep asking for my snap at the mall.

FUCK I want her because she is one of the few girls that are at least a 5/10 in this generation without 20+ bodies and 100+ dudes on her phone. Plus, she is crazy obsessed over me, but is there ANY GOD DAMN WAY I CAN BE LESS FUCKING AWKWARD FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK.

PLEASE, SOMEONE FUCKING, HELP we are both 16.
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: aleksander, Luffymaxxing, wastedspermcel and 5 others
0
 
  • +1
Reactions: Luffymaxxing, Rimaxtis and humanoidsub7
Practice wth ann escort. Or your mom/sister. Dw it's normal in curry culture.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: aleksander, m0ss26, Chintuck22 and 20 others
  • JFL
Reactions: MoggerGaston, Rimaxtis, ShowerMaxxing and 4 others
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: m0ss26, Chintuck22, MoggerGaston and 18 others
I remember my first makeout session
 
  • +1
Reactions: j05 and Danish_Retard
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: aleksander, m0ss26, MoggerGaston and 3 others
Just chew while rotating your lower jaw forwards but on her mouth
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: wastedspermcel, Roge, Aspiemogger and 3 others
why are you asking incels in an incel forum?
 
  • +1
Reactions: Kristin
Let me guess: the typical looksmax.org responses are incoming. that she has 100+ bodies and is fucking a Tyrone as we speak and it is cus I am subhuman incel due to my hapa and long midface
 
Start giving kiss on the lips
 
zxxz said:
I HATE BEING AUTISTIC FUCK

I went to the movies with my oneitis, who has also never dated or kissed anyone, fuck I am the first guy to even grab her ass and cuddle with her. We decided to watch the Hunger Games, and everything was going well; she was resting her head on my shoulder, and I had my hands on her waist/ass area with my other hand holding her hand with the matching bracelets she bought us, getting close to her titties and etc. We were starting to get closer and closer, and I tried going for it, and of course, I FUMBLED YAY FUCK YEA, and she backed away because it was so awkward. Everything else went alright, I guess, and she is going to hang out with me at the park at night on Friday.

I have 30+ girls on my phone I could easily hit up, but I want HER, not some fucking whore who thinks I am fine, and most especially, not the stupid fucking 8th graders who keep asking for my snap at the mall.

FUCK I want her because she is one of the few girls that are at least a 5/10 in this generation without 20+ bodies and 100+ dudes on her phone. Plus, she is crazy obsessed over me, but is there ANY GOD DAMN WAY I CAN BE LESS FUCKING AWKWARD FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK.

PLEASE, SOMEONE FUCKING, HELP we are both 16.
Click to expand...
Just be confident nigga and be yourself nigger. it will always work for me.
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: aleksander, drimprovement and Mr. President
zxxz said:
that is what i TRIED but fuck i forced it felt awkward
Click to expand...
Once you are cuddling just gently turn her head towards you. Just be calm
 
mogssssssssssssssss said:
Just be confident nigga and be yourself nigger. it will always work for me.
Click to expand...
THANK YOU NIGGER I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT MATTER A FACT I THINK IF FUMBLED CUS I DIDNT TAKE A COLD SHOWER TODAY
 
zxxz said:
went to the movies with my oneitis, who has also never dated or kissed anyone, fuck I am the first guy to even grab her ass and cuddle with her. We decided to watch the Hunger Games, and everything was going well; she was resting her head on my shoulder, and I had my hands on her waist/ass area with my other hand holding her hand with the matching bracelets she bought us, getting close to her titties and etc. We were starting to get closer and closer, and I tried going for it, and of course, I FUMBLED YAY FUCK YEA, and she backed away because it was so awkward. Everything else went alright, I guess, and she is going to hang out with me at the park at night on Friday.

I have 30+ girls on my phone I could easily hit up, but I want HER, not some fucking whore who thinks I am fine, and most especially, not the stupid fucking 8th graders who keep asking for my snap at the mall.
Click to expand...
Average bloned white nigga dating life
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Maalik
Why you dont touch her vagina instead of grabbing an ass, if you didnt fumble lol
 
0D705CD3 E1E3 457F BA83 01AA8332C426


Yet writing about how to kiss a girl fucking larper
 
  • JFL
Reactions: MoggerGaston, LVZZO, ShowerMaxxing and 4 others
zxxz said:
11th fumbled bag that i fucked up cus of my autism you fucking nigger
Click to expand...
Lol 11tj fumble it’s not autism bro
 
  • +1
Reactions: jxck7468
just try to jam your tongue as far down her throat as you can
 
  • JFL
Reactions: ShowerMaxxing
Nice brag thread narcy faggot, go kill yourself. I hope 3 BBC's Jump you and rape your oneitis while you lay there like a cuck
 
Last edited:
WishIwasChico said:
Lol 11tj fumble it’s not autism bro
Click to expand...
AUTISM would be the fucking ROOT of the problem known as FUMBLING a talking stage cause of my L FUCKING RIZZ FUCK YOU NIGGER
 
zxxz said:
AUTISM would be the fucking ROOT of the problem known as FUMBLING a talking stage cause of my L FUCKING RIZZ FUCK YOU NIGGER
Click to expand...
Cope harder i at diagnosed autist and slay 2x a week it’s not autism it’s your looks bro if a girl wants to fuck you she will
 
  • +1
Reactions: Chintuck22 and diamondbill
yirma19 said:
Nice brag thread natty faggot, go kill yourself ai hope 3 BBC's Jump you and rape your oneitis while you lay there like a cuck
Click to expand...
WishIwasChico said:
Cope harder i at diagnosed autist and slay 2x a week it’s not autism it’s your looks bro if a girl wants to fuck you she will
Click to expand...
NIGGA i am barely 16 and i am NOT going after some fucking whore god fucking damn you NIGGER i have girls hitting me up offering fucking HEAD and to STROKE MY SHI i just want a LTR
 
zxxz said:
NIGGA i am barely 16 and i am NOT going after some fucking whore god fucking damn you NIGGER i have girls hitting me up offering fucking HEAD and to STROKE MY SHI i just want a LTR
Click to expand...
Liar
 
  • +1
Reactions: Chintuck22 and diamondbill
Your oneitis becoming worse with your delusional boyos
 
zxxz said:
dawg if you saw me tryna talk to girls who have interest in me you would understand why i fumble so much
Click to expand...
Bro no girl is offering to fuck you stop lying
 
Just do it who cares how it looks you’ll be a god in no time
 
when you have your lips together bite her lips
 
  • JFL
Reactions: ShowerMaxxing and WishIwasChico
  • +1
Reactions: diamondbill
zxxz said:
okay bae next time i see her ill try again
Click to expand...
Yeh bruh that’s what I did with the girl from the philippines
 
  • JFL
Reactions: WishIwasChico
You gotta go with the flow man
 
Eli said:
Y'all broke up?
Click to expand...
Yea it was awhile back; I tried to stand up for her on Facebook cus she said she got raped but then she ghosted me right after. So much for white knighting I guess
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 30679
Bojack said:
Yea it was awhile back; I tried to stand up for her on Facebook cus she said she got raped but then she ghosted me right after. So much for white knighting I guess
Click to expand...
brutal
 
Eli said:
brutal
Click to expand...
It’s ok I left the country anyway, so our chances of staying together long distance was minimal at best
 
Bojack said:
It’s ok I left the country anyway, so our chances of staying together long distance was minimal at best
Click to expand...
How did y'all even meet anyways
 
Eli said:
How did y'all even meet anyways
Click to expand...
Tinder, my fam over there helped get me a phone and I took some photos and got so many matches it was insane. It was the only time in my life where I felt like chad. I want to go back one day. Fuck this American pisshole I’m stuck in. Once I get money it’s geomaxxing to the phillippines
 
Bojack said:
Tinder, my fam over there helped get me a phone and I took some photos and got so many matches it was insane. It was the only time in my life where I felt like chad. I want to go back one day. Fuck this American pisshole I’m stuck in. Once I get money it’s geomaxxing to the phillippines
Click to expand...
No fucking way ur getting matches the way you look
I guess Incels don't exist in the phillipines
 
Bojack said:
Tinder, my fam over there helped get me a phone and I took some photos and got so many matches it was insane. It was the only time in my life where I felt like chad. I want to go back one day. Fuck this American pisshole I’m stuck in. Once I get money it’s geomaxxing to the phillippines
Click to expand...
By any chance did you take a picture of your passport too
 
kissing is disgusting and spreads disease you will get herpies
 
  • +1
Reactions: vermillioncorefan
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Braindeadautist
am I retarded?
Replies
4
Views
161
Braindeadautist
Braindeadautist
Alt Number 3
JFL Went over to introverted jb house
2
Replies
91
Views
1K
ominion
ominion
B
Discussion GIRL TRIED TO FUCK ME NO CONDOM (REAL STORY)
Replies
22
Views
569
mog222
mog222
shizuku11111
Success oh my fucking god
Replies
47
Views
887
truecel12
T
starvecell
Rage I wanna go ER on my tuition (minecraft)
Replies
5
Views
136
BrahminBoss
BrahminBoss

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (Looksmaxers: 0, Bluepillers: 2)
Back
Top