HOW TO ACTUALLY MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT (LIFEFUEL FOR SOME OF YOU)

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YOU WILL NEED:

  • A yardstick, or the equivalent for eurocels
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  • A flat wall (No floor trim as seen below)
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  • MOST IMPORTANTLY: SOME SORT OF AEROSOL/SPRAY CAN (OR A FLAT OBJECT, LIKE A BOOK)
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To measure your height, stand against the wall and place your object perpendicular to the wall. The base of your spray can, for example, should stuck to the wall. Now, move your object down until it hits the top of your head, basically until you cant move it any lower. Finally, keep your object in place, and measure down from that object to the floor using your measuring device.

I thought I was 5'8, but now I know I'm actually a strong 5'9 (Still manlet height, but a little less brutal). This is THE most accurate way of measuring yourself at home, since it's essentially a DIY stadiometer. You will not get bullshit measurements that are always changing by a couple cm if you measure yourself this way, you will get consistent and accurate measurements every single time



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Try it out, and let me know below if you get a different measurement than what you expected
 

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Dnr
 
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basic knowledge btw
 
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just ask your parents to measure my mom measures me
 
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YOU WILL NEED:

  • A yardstick, or the equivalent for eurocels
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  • A flat wall (No floor trim as seen below)
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  • MOST IMPORTANTLY: SOME SORT OF AEROSOL/SPRAY CAN (OR A FLAT OBJECT, LIKE A BOOK)
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To measure your height, stand against the wall and place your object perpendicular to the wall. The base of your spray can, for example, should stuck to the wall. Now, move your object down until it hits the top of your head, basically until you cant move it any lower. Finally, keep your object in place, and measure down from that object to the floor using your measuring device.

I thought I was 5'8, but now I know I'm actually a strong 5'9 (Still manlet height, but a little less brutal). This is THE most accurate way of measuring yourself at home, since it's essentially a DIY stadiometer. You will not get bullshit measurements that are always changing by a couple cm if you measure yourself this way.



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Try it out, and let me know below if you get a different measurement than what you expected
it says im 5'1
 
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I am 9'11 is that tall ?
 
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HOW TO ACTUALLY MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT (LIFEFUEL FOR SOME OF YOU)​

Tremendous guide, I've learned so much today. Educate these newgen inkies on how to wipe their ass next time "bhai" :yes:
 
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Tremendous guide. Educate these newgen inkies on how to wipe their ass next time "bhai" :yes:
"Saar", my next genius guide will be on how to "go on a calorie deficit"
 
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"Saar", my next genius guide will be on how to "go on a calorie deficit"
Good "Saar Ji" Bold moves. May you gain contributor status one day for your valiant effort. :feelsez:🆒
 
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Good "Saar Ji" Bold moves. May you gain contributor status one day for your valiant effort. :feelsez:🆒
Master is "currently" in talks with me on giving me my badge. I shall hold it over every bhenhchod at once! Jai hind botton ------>
 
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Master is "currently" in talks with me on giving me my badge. I shall hold it over every bhenhchod at once! Jai hind botton ------>
Mera bhai, I wish I could spam that Jai Hind button a 100x for you.
And guess what, apparently this message will be my 2,500th post...
I am so honored that it happens to be on your thread...
Jai Hind! :lul:
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Someone tag @MyDreamIsToBe183CM he might be 183cm after all instead of 153cm :feelshah:
 
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Mera bhai, I wish I could spam that Jai Hind button a 100x for you.
And guess what, apparently this message will be my 2,500th post...
I am so honored that it happens to be on your thread...
Jai Hind! :lul:
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This message is my 3612th post and Im so glad its on my thread too!
JAI HIND MY "SAAR"



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