How to ascend for <$500 (serious users only)

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So obviously 90% of .me users are dirty greasy normies+ with aspie tendencies who don't even have the motivation to lose weight or clean their room. They just cope with thinking that if they were 6 PSL they could play World of Warcraft + eat McDonald's all day + wear Walmart clothes + have 0 social skills and still slay. This doesn't apply to them. There's no surgery for your brain.


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Step 1 - Get a tiktok haircut like these:

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If you're under 25 and don't have any of these haircuts then you're either not even trying or just straight up too stupid to look around and see what your NT peers are doing. Massive halo for anyone and makes you look trendy.

Step 2 - Get specific tattoos

Don't get sleeves. They are the most normies shit ever nowadays that everyone gets. The only tattoos that increase your SMV are neck and knuckle tattoos. No need to go overboard if you're scared, you can just get lettering.

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Even Indian dudes get some semblance of NT-ness and dark triad-ness with neck tattoos:


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Step 3 - Look and Act NT

So many people I've talked to on here listen to completely autistic music that would make their peers shun them. If you don't listen to rap or billboard top 50 music, then it's completely over for you due to being neurodivergent. Also so many people dress like shit with raggedy ass Walmart clothes. This is how you should dress if under 25.

If you're a gymmaxxed dude:

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If you're a pretty boy:

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Average dude:

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Tall athletic jock:

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Step 4 - Roid if below htn

If you're htn or above then congratulations, you've ascended to Chad SMV. If not, then you need to do 1 more step. Roid for a lean body with chiseled abs. I don't give a fuck if you can get it natty. Counting calories and following a diet is a massive turn off:

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You're genuinely retarded if you think these guys wouldn't slay on Tinder. I knew guys personally who did this and ascended hard af. The issue is that 99% of people just tall and never do. People talk about starting their own business and never do. People talk about losing weight and never do. People talk about getting surgery and never do. They cope so hard to hide the truth that body matters a ton:

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Conclusion

That's it. Odds are everyone who reads this will be too pussy and plan out 10 surgeries that will net them 0.5 PSL points which they'll never get anyways. Get to work if you want to improve yourself.
 
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Average teen/young adult would increase their appeal by doing this for sure.
 
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Sorry


Only if you're below 5'11 ofc
 
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Valid surface lvl tho nt theory is the most complex realm of psl
 
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All this just to satisfy entitled princesses in 2022
Pathetic
 
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This works for your average 6 ft 4 PSL white dude. But dude there are a lot of people over here below 4 PSL. Most people I have rated average 3 PSL. Some can be fixed with surgery. Others have dogshit harmony/pheno and can't be fixed. They need non-looks related halos to ascend.
 
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All this just to satisfy entitled princesses in 2022
Pathetic
Wym "all this"? Tattoos take a few hours and you can buy clothes online. Getting a haircut takes 20 minutes. If you're supposedly blackpilled then you should be going to the gym anyways. Just do some research and add a compound on top.
 
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"tee hee I love edgy boys"

Just have curtains/a perm and huge baggy clothes brooooooooooooooooo!
 
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Valid surface lvl tho nt theory is the most complex realm of psl
Not at all. Just look at how your popular peers act and follow along.

"Monkey see monkey do."
 
Average user is 4+ PSL here. Just too lazy/fat/autistic.
I don't know dude. There are definitely a lot of 6 ft+ white dudes here who are facially 4 PSL+. They basically need to softmax and they will have an ok dating life. But this is a small proportion of the userbase. There are a lot of manlets, indians with terrible phenos, ricecels etc for whom all this shit won't work. Check the rating section. A dude who looks like thecel with a worse maxilla and a deformed favelacel posted their faces this week and many others besides them are not above MTN tbh.
 
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"tee hee I love edgy boys"

Just have curtains/a perm and huge baggy clothes brooooooooooooooooo!
baggy clothes is decent for frame frauding
 
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I don't know dude. There are definitely a lot of 6 ft+ white dudes here who are facially 4 PSL+. They basically need to softmax and they will have an ok dating life. But this is a small proportion of the userbase. There are a lot of manlets, indians with terrible phenos, ricecels etc for whom all this shit won't work. Check the rating section. A dude who looks like thecel with a worse maxilla and a deformed favelacel posted their faces this week and many others besides them are not above MTN tbh.
What do you mean by "ok dating life". These are to be a slayer. Not even just for 6 ft+ white dudes. It works for anyone.
 
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What do you mean by "ok dating life". These are to be a slayer. Not even just for 6 ft+ white dudes. It works for anyone.
To be a slayer you need a 5 PSL+ face with 6 ft+ height and good pheno.
 
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To be a slayer you need a 5 PSL+ face with 6 ft+ height and good pheno.
Or you follow the guide and get neck tattoos + roids + style.
 
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What do you mean by "ok dating life". These are to be a slayer. Not even just for 6 ft+ white dudes. It works for anyone.
Maybe, I was exaggerating. I mean what you are saying applies to the average white guy who goes to your college. Tbh they don't even need your advice and already do decently. But this site's userbase is below average. It's an incel site ffs.
 
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Maybe, I was exaggerating. I mean what you are saying applies to the average white guy who goes to your college. Tbh they don't even need your advice and already do decently. But this site's userbase is below average. It's an incel site ffs.
Most of the "below average" people here are a smidge below average. Not only that, they act and dress like complete incels.

These guys would be rated over on this website and planning 50+ surgeries in the "befores":

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Even Hamza and the 3rd guy still have room for improvement with tattoos and a better haircut. Only people who need surgery are bimax patients like me and others with major flagrant deformities.
 
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Most of the "below average" people here are a smidge below average. Not only that, they act and dress like complete incels.

These guys would be rated over on this website and planning 50+ surgeries in the "befores":

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Even Hamza and the 3rd guy still have room for improvement with a neck tattoo and better haircut. Only people who need surgery are bimax patients like me and others with major flagrant deformities.
So obviously 90% of .me users are dirty greasy normies+ with aspie tendencies who don't even have the motivation to lose weight or clean their room. They just cope with thinking that if they were 6 PSL they could play World of Warcraft + eat McDonald's all day + wear Walmart clothes + have 0 social skills and still slay. This doesn't apply to them. There's no surgery for your brain.


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Step 1 - Get a tiktok haircut like these:

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If you're under 25 and don't have any of these haircuts then you're either not even trying or just straight up too stupid to look around and see what your NT peers are doing. Massive halo for anyone and makes you look trendy.

Step 2 - Get specific tattoos

Don't get sleeves. They are the most normies shit ever nowadays that everyone gets. The only tattoos that increase your SMV are neck and knuckle tattoos. No need to go overboard if you're scared, you can just get lettering.

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Even Indian dudes get some semblance of NT-ness and dark triad-ness with neck tattoos:


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Step 3 - Look and Act NT

So many people I've talked to on here listen to completely autistic music that would make their peers shun them. If you don't listen to rap or billboard top 50 music, then it's completely over for you due to being neurodivergent. Also so many people dress like shit with raggedy ass Walmart clothes. This is how you should dress if under 25.

If you're a gymmaxxed dude:

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If you're a pretty boy:

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Average dude:

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Tall athletic jock:

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Step 4 - Roid if below htn

If you're htn or above then congratulations, you've ascended to Chad SMV. If not, then you need to do 1 more step. Roid for a lean body with chiseled abs. I don't give a fuck if you can get it natty. Counting calories and following a diet is a massive turn off:

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You're genuinely retarded if you think these guys wouldn't slay on Tinder. I knew guys personally who did this and ascended hard af. The issue is that 99% of people just tall and never do. People talk about starting their own business and never do. People talk about losing weight and never do. People talk about getting surgery and never do. They cope so hard to hide the truth that body matters a ton:

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Conclusion

That's it. Odds are everyone who reads this will be too pussy and plan out 10 surgeries that will net them 0.5 PSL points which they'll never get anyways. Get to work if you want to improve yourself.
Excellent fucking thread

Very concise and softmaxxing (besides the roids) based

So many people here complain about being unattractive

-but they dress weird

-Dont even talk to special/anti-social

-And just totally off from societal norms

You got fit the part to play if you're trying to attract the masses. The i need 50 surgeries is a cope that majority of you teens/early 20s folk will never get. Just a bunch of Mental masterbation.

The roids part was also good

@Henry_Gandy & @alienmaxxer gtfinh
 
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good thread, although I don’t think I can ever force myself to get a gay nigga haircut like the ones you showed :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
good thread, although I don’t think I can ever force myself to get a gay nigga haircut like the ones you showed :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Well then good luck being a non-NT sperg.
 
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I've been experimenting around with stylish hairstyles, clothing and workout since 13. None of this matters for my deformed jammed up recessed maxilla though, which is why I landed here to fix it. Meanwhile some guys here suddenly discover that being fat is a failo
 
This is coming from the most non NT user on this forum . Why the fuck would I get some stupid meaningless tattoos to impress other retards who think tattoos look cool, and news flash those haircuts only look good on htn+
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So many people I've talked to on here listen to completely autistic music that would make their peers shun them
I listen to this kind of music
 
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Good thread but your going to need more then $500 for all this.

Also you don't need steroids to build a nice body. Literally just have some patience and in 1-2 years of consistent training you will have a nice body.

Rest of the thread is good advice. Personally not a huge fan of neck tattoos but w/e.
 
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Getting a tattoo is a bit of a joke. I would only recommend people this young to invest in a power rack and weights set & cheap treadmill.
 
Does not apply to Indians btw
 
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So the before - after trend in these ripped photos is to flatten the hair to give a worse look in the before in addition to pushing the gut out.
 
Huge shit thread.

Basically "get a haircut bro :bluepill:" + "buy new clothes bro :bluepill:" + "be NT bro :bluepill:"

Tats are huge shoot in the foot, nobody will trust you in your proffessional life, you're just aiming to end up poor.
You can do arm tat is you really want, but high class roided chad can fuck the same degen foid low class tatooed chad get.

Idk if this is gazlighting, or OP is truly low IQ
 
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Does not apply to Indians btw
This. The ideal candidate for this kind of thing is this dude:

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But tbh he mogs 95% of the forum and doesn't have issues getting laid. And he is not that gl. He is probably only slightly above average for his age group.

You need to be htn+ with a good phenotype. The majority of this forum do not fit this criteria.
 
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Huge shit thread.

Basically "get a haircut bro :bluepill:" + "buy new clothes bro :bluepill:" + "be NT bro :bluepill:"

Idk if this is gazlighting, or OP is truly low IQ
It is legit for the average young white guy. They can do what OP said and slay. But not for the majority of the forum.
 
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It is legit for the average young white guy. They can do what OP said and slay. But not for the majority of the forum.
Yeah so HTN can slay with little efforts, what a big news :lul:
 
This. The ideal candidate for this kind of thing is this dude:

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But tbh he mogs 95% of the forum and doesn't have issues getting laid. And he is not that gl. He is probably only slightly above average for his age group.

You need to be htn+ with a good phenotype. The majority of this forum do not fit this criteria.

Unironically right.

Also roiding is the dumbest thing for your hair and collagen. All of those guys are about to look like shit in 5 years. Horribly aged neck, 0 collagen. Pushed back hairlines.

Shit thread. Whoever put this in the sticky is also a retard
 
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Unironically right.

Also roiding is the dumbest thing for your hair and collagen. All of those guys are about to look like shit in 5 years. Horribly aged neck, 0 collagen. Pushed back hairlines.

Shit thread. Whoever put this in the sticky is also a retard
Roiding can turn a non-manlet LTN into a slayer. But yeah. It has its trade offs.
 
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Roiding can turn a non-manlet LTN into a slayer. But yeah. It has its trade offs.

Yeah for three years until you start losing your collagen, have a rough aged neck texture of a chain smoker, and a pushed back hairline.

All these before and afters are stupid as they only highlight the first couple years after roiding where you can see a stark smv difference.




Shit thread.
 
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Does not apply to Indians btw
Indians are in a tough spot tbh. I think a minority have very good phenotypes, have decent height and at least look ok facially. There are a couple of indians/pakis on this forum who fit this criteria but they have no issues getting women in the first place. OP's advice will not work for the indian incels over here. They need to run status/money game to ascend.
 
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Good thread but your going to need more then $500 for all this.

Also you don't need steroids to build a nice body. Literally just have some patience and in 1-2 years of consistent training you will have a nice body.

Rest of the thread is good advice. Personally not a huge fan of neck tattoos but w/e.
Yeah steroids are the biggest cope this forum has to offer tbh.
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6 years transformation all natty, no supplements nothing
 
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Yeah steroids are the biggest cope this forum has to offer tbh.
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I doubt he looks impressive in a dress shirt. He still has incel face but I guess it's due to glasses, shit haircut and goatee.
 
only way to ascend for <500$ is to buy a cheap rope , kill your self and hope that reincarnation is real and that you'll be born less subhuman in next life

you can't even go ER for <500$
 
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So obviously 90% of .me users are dirty greasy normies+ with aspie tendencies who don't even have the motivation to lose weight or clean their room. They just cope with thinking that if they were 6 PSL they could play World of Warcraft + eat McDonald's all day + wear Walmart clothes + have 0 social skills and still slay. This doesn't apply to them. There's no surgery for your brain.


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Step 1 - Get a tiktok haircut like these:

View attachment 1638155View attachment 1638156View attachment 1638158View attachment 1638159View attachment 1638160View attachment 1638166View attachment 1638167


If you're under 25 and don't have any of these haircuts then you're either not even trying or just straight up too stupid to look around and see what your NT peers are doing. Massive halo for anyone and makes you look trendy.

Step 2 - Get specific tattoos

Don't get sleeves. They are the most normies shit ever nowadays that everyone gets. The only tattoos that increase your SMV are neck and knuckle tattoos. No need to go overboard if you're scared, you can just get lettering.

View attachment 1638170View attachment 1638175View attachment 1638182View attachment 1638193View attachment 1638214



Even Indian dudes get some semblance of NT-ness and dark triad-ness with neck tattoos:


View attachment 1638184

Step 3 - Look and Act NT

So many people I've talked to on here listen to completely autistic music that would make their peers shun them. If you don't listen to rap or billboard top 50 music, then it's completely over for you due to being neurodivergent. Also so many people dress like shit with raggedy ass Walmart clothes. This is how you should dress if under 25.

If you're a gymmaxxed dude:

View attachment 1638247

If you're a pretty boy:

View attachment 1638248

Average dude:

View attachment 1638250

Tall athletic jock:

View attachment 1638255

Step 4 - Roid if below htn

If you're htn or above then congratulations, you've ascended to Chad SMV. If not, then you need to do 1 more step. Roid for a lean body with chiseled abs. I don't give a fuck if you can get it natty. Counting calories and following a diet is a massive turn off:

View attachment 1638228View attachment 1638229View attachment 1638230View attachment 1638233

You're genuinely retarded if you think these guys wouldn't slay on Tinder. I knew guys personally who did this and ascended hard af. The issue is that 99% of people just tall and never do. People talk about starting their own business and never do. People talk about losing weight and never do. People talk about getting surgery and never do. They cope so hard to hide the truth that body matters a ton:

View attachment 1638238View attachment 1638240

Conclusion

That's it. Odds are everyone who reads this will be too pussy and plan out 10 surgeries that will net them 0.5 PSL points which they'll never get anyways. Get to work if you want to improve yourself.
I dont know if these would work for me. Especially the tiktok hairstyle thing because I have ethnic curly hair, wont work. Also roids arent good, its better to go natty
 
Good thread but your going to need more then $500 for all this.

Also you don't need steroids to build a nice body. Literally just have some patience and in 1-2 years of consistent training you will have a nice body.

Rest of the thread is good advice. Personally not a huge fan of neck tattoos but w/e.
won't work for 3-4 psl ethnics especially with ethnic hair
 
Excellent fucking thread

Very concise and softmaxxing (besides the roids) based

So many people here complain about being unattractive

-but they dress weird

-Dont even talk to special/anti-social

-And just totally off from societal norms

You got fit the part to play if you're trying to attract the masses. The i need 50 surgeries is a cope that majority of you teens/early 20s folk will never get. Just a bunch of Mental masterbation.

The roids part was also good

@Henry_Gandy & @alienmaxxer gtfinh
it wont work for a 3-4 psl ethnic especially with shit ethnic hair
 
Most of the "below average" people here are a smidge below average. Not only that, they act and dress like complete incels.

These guys would be rated over on this website and planning 50+ surgeries in the "befores":

View attachment 1638378

View attachment 1638379

View attachment 1638389
View attachment 1638390View attachment 1638391

Even Hamza and the 3rd guy still have room for improvement with tattoos and a better haircut. Only people who need surgery are bimax patients like me and others with major flagrant deformities.
how old was hamza in the first pic?
 
Yes it will stop coping.
hope so. I cant get the tiktok hair style tho. I dont have straight/wavy hair. I dont even have nice curls I have ugly ethnic hair
 
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hope so. I cant get the tiktok hair style tho. I dont have straight/wavy hair. I dont even have nice curls I have ugly ethnic hair
whats ur hair type? nigga no one is here to spoonfeed you, go ahead and be deafetist your life not mine
 
whats ur hair type? nigga no one is here to spoonfeed you, go ahead and be deafetist your life not mine
I'm not being a defeatist you dumbass, I'm just saying the truth. This type of advice most likely won't work for a 3 PSL curry. And tbh I don't even know my hair type, I checked all hair types and it doesn't match any of them. I have weird ethnic hair.
 

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