How to fake schizophrenia?

[Deleted member 18879]

Anyone know how to fake being schizo?

 

[Deleted member 29786]

@_MVP_

 

[Deleted member 19499]

I know how to be a legit schizophrenic, but sorry OP. You gotta lose the genetic lottery to gain this privilege.

 

[europemogger]

Anyone know how to fake being schizo?

when you talk act like something is disturbing you, like you have hallucinations and all that its pretty simple ig

 

[VladimirtheGreat]

Just act like badge96...that will be enough

 

[Gonthar]

 

[Deleted member 18879]

I know how to be a legit schizophrenic, but sorry OP. You gotta lose the genetic lottery to gain this privilege.

Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.

 

[_MVP_]

@_MVP_

A magician doesnt Share His tricks

I didnt even try to get diagnosed, they Just Said im schizo

 

[try2beme]

Fake psychosis

 

[Deleted member 30942]

Why do you wanna fake schizophrenia tho?

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Why do you wanna fake schizophrenia tho?

disabilitybux

 

[Deleted member 30942]

disabilitybux

Smart ngl

 

[weallburninhell]

Anyone know how to fake being schizo?

Dont sleep for long hour and till you deluded and ur parents put you to a mental hospital

 

[weallburninhell]

disabilitybux

How im clinicaly schizo

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.

You'll have an easier time faking autism for NEETbux tbh

 

[Deleted member 18879]

You'll have an easier time faking autism for NEETbux tbh

no need to fake that for me

 

[Nasi Lemak]

I know how to be a legit schizophrenic, but sorry OP. You gotta lose the genetic lottery to gain this privilege.

 

[Sexually Disabled]

Anyone know how to fake being schizo?

There are loads of ways of becoming a schizo and the condition isn't fun. I recommend that you don't go down that path.

If you don't want to listen to my advice:

• Continuously sleep deprive yourself. Sleep around 4 hours a day for a few years.
• Smoke potent weed strains, like 5g a day.
• Become a diabetic and subject yourself to chronic stress.

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Legit listened to this on my way to high school back in the day.

 

[Deleted member 19499]

no need to fake that for me

Wow, a fellow aspiecel! For men, it's a death sentence for dating. For women, it's a cute quirk.

 

[Nasi Lemak]

Legit listened to this on my way to high school back in the day.

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[Deleted member 31155]

you cant fake schizo, they often will do a brain scan to you and analyze some patterns

 

[Deleted member 18879]

you cant fake schizo, they often will do a brain scan to you and analyze some patterns

not on the NHS

 

[Deleted member 31155]

not on the NHS

alrighty then good luck.

 

[kingboss22]

Ask gpt to teach you to act schizophrenic during doctors evaluation

 

[Deleted member 21048]

disabilitybux

It's the only way tbh, this or inheritance Chad or you will be a dumb slave for life

 

[ThomasJefferson]

I can ask my friend im pretty he has schizophrenia, he super crazy, so crazy that some people even deny that he is even real

 

[RODEBLUR]

Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.

Aren't you in your 20s? And you still don't have disabilitybux? Dumbass. Got it at 18 went through exams and everything sucks to suck bozo

 

[sasukeisgorgeous]

I know how to be a legit schizophrenic, but sorry OP. You gotta lose the genetic lottery to gain this privilege.

i cant even fucking imagine how high this bitches standards must be... i dunno why. just her look, her face. seems like she has unreal standards

 

[Detective]

you are already cuz being org user

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Aren't you in your 20s? And you still don't have disabilitybux? Dumbass. Got it at 18 went through exams and everything sucks to suck bozo

What exams? Kill yourself my life is 10x worse than yours

 

[Deleted member 18879]

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i cant even fucking imagine how high this bitches standards must be... i dunno why. just her look, her face. seems like she has unreal standards

its a troon

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Aren't you in your 20s? And you still don't have disabilitybux? Dumbass. Got it at 18 went through exams and everything sucks to suck bozo

Also bro, here's a reality check, you're from the Netherlands you fucking cunt. You can just go into an office say you're depressed and get 1k, not like that in the UK becasue of conservatives Fucking nigger

 

[PG4BINX]

Schizophrenia has an almost 80% approval rate for disability in the UK. I need this diagnosis. I hear about people who don't hallucinate who get diagnosed, so it can't be that hard surely.

my uncle had it and he was given medications which hindered his physical abilities. Don't fake it in the uk if they make you take meds for it.

 

[RODEBLUR]

You can just go into an office say you're depressed and get 1k, not like that in the UK becasue of conservatives Fucking nigger

LOL nigga, not true at all. You somehow failed while having it a million times better off than me. Here in the netherlands we have ''participatiewet'' (pariticipation law), which means that even people who are sick or have a handicap are forced into getting a job.

My disability check's conditions are that you must NEVER BE ABLE TO WORK AGAIN. Not just not be able to work now, NEVER WORK AGAIN. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

You could be missing both arms and they won't give it to you if they think you're able to learn how to work with your legs at some point in the future.

How you failed is beyond me.

What exams? Kill yourself my life is 10x worse than yours

It's not even remotely worse. Not now, especially not my past. You'd kill yourself if you were me for a day, unironically.

 

[WanderingBurro]

What did you do OP, what are you in for Bhai.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

LOL nigga, not true at all. You somehow failed while having it a million times better off than me. Here in the netherlands we have ''participatiewet'' (pariticipation law), which means that even people who are sick or have a handicap are forced into getting a job.

My disability check's conditions are that you must NEVER BE ABLE TO WORK AGAIN. Not just not be able to work now, NEVER WORK AGAIN. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

You could be missing both arms and they won't give it to you if they think you're able to learn how to work with your legs at some point in the future.

How you failed is beyond me.

It's not even remotely worse. Not now, especially not my past. You'd kill yourself if you were me for a day, unironically.

I'm 24 in December, I think I pass the fact that "I can never work again."

You're from WELFARE HAVEN WELFARE HAVEN all the 30+ yearo ld NEETs on World of Warcraft private servers are from your country or Scandinavian ones. I have hand atrophy too, I don't know why you LARP with this victim complex. FUCK YOU

also dnrd

 

[RODEBLUR]

I'm 24 in December, I think I pass the fact that "I can never work again."

You're from WELFARE HAVEN WELFARE HAVEN all the 30+ yearo ld NEETs on World of Warcraft private servers are from your country or Scandinavian ones. I have hand atrophy too, I don't know why you LARP with this victim complex. FUCK YOU

also dnrd

You clearly read nigga, also CAGE if you think only being 23 means you can never work in the rest of your entire life

here even if they think you can work 20 years down the line you won't get it

 

[Deleted member 18879]

You clearly read nigga, also CAGE if you think only being 23 means you can never work in the rest of your entire life

here even if they think you can work 20 years down the line you won't get it

That's why I know so many dutch NEETs who play games 24/7 that are on disabilitybux in Netherlands LOOOOOOOOOL

 

[RODEBLUR]

That's why I know so many dutch NEETs who play games 24/7 that are on disabilitybux in Netherlands LOOOOOOOOOL

And there aren't any from UK? Confirmation bias.

 

[Magnum Opus]

Cringe teenager subhuman, lol at this pseudo high t acting cuck.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

And there aren't any from UK? Confirmation bias.

A lot less that's for sure

UK NEETs (if male) forced to rot in their mother's basement due to no disabilitybux best you can get is UC which is a pathetic £350/month

 

[RODEBLUR]

A lot less that's for sure

UK NEETs (if male) forced to rot in their mother's basement due to no disabilitybux best you can get is UC which is a pathetic £350/month

Lol, do you think people with disabilitybux here get to move out?

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Lol, do you think people with disabilitybux here get to move out?

Quite a few from what I've heard, there's a dude on neets.net that has it and lives alone

 

[RODEBLUR]

Quite a few from what I've heard, there's a dude on neets.net that has it and lives alone

That site is a cesspool. Everyone there is an anime-watching loser. Got banned from it in 15 minutes no lie

 

[Deleted member 18879]

That site is a cesspool. Everyone there is an anime-watching loser. Got banned from it in 15 minutes no lie

Some people have no other escape

 

[RODEBLUR]

Some people have no other escape

Anime is a shit escape

 

[Kindnessmax]

Wow, a fellow aspiecel! For men, it's a death sentence for dating. For women, it's a cute quirk.

Need me a freaky goth gf

 

[wowamat]

You clearly read nigga, also CAGE if you think only being 23 means you can never work in the rest of your entire life

here even if they think you can work 20 years down the line you won't get it

What medical condition did you get it for?

 

[Deleted member 18879]

What medical condition did you get it for?

He's just got autism and believes no one else can have it as bad as him, despite being from a welfare state where everyone can get 1k/month minimum NEETbux