How to get Human Blood in GTA for Raw Primal Diet/Healthmaxxing?

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I would try sourcing from fetish/craigslist type sites but I'm scared of getting stds

I would try sourcing from bio-research labs but I'm not sure if they only deliver to labs and quality is unknown

I would try sourcing it from a hospital but it's too much effort to get a job there and they mix weird shit into the blood bags
 
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Go to local farmer and straight up ask

Wait why human blood???
 
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Go to local farmer and straight up ask
I think you missed the part where I mentioned "human" blood


only in the popular online mmo rpg video game known as "Grand Theft Auto Online" of course...
 
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I would try sourcing from fetish/craigslist type sites but I'm scared of getting stds

I would try sourcing from bio-research labs but I'm not sure if they only deliver to labs and quality is unknown

I would try sourcing it from a hospital but it's too much effort to get a job there and they mix weird shit into the blood bags
My school brought tubes of blood for us to examine in middle school
They said they were from a hospital but idk
 
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Are u on cannibalism diet ?
 
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You’ll just get iron which is cope
 
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Just steal it from blood donations
 
My school brought tubes of blood for us to examine in middle school
They said they were from a hospital but idk


Yeah but they always mix weird shit in it like preservatives and/or sugars
 
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Tf u doing in GTA online
 
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I'm still searching for a breast milk source

the australian breast milk bank won't ship to me
 
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Yeah but they always mix weird shit in it like preservatives and/or sugars
Work at a blood donation station for one day and steal the blood
Idk if yall have those in ur country, these are mobile stations in the middle of the street
They test ppl and all that so u wont have any concerns about the donors health
 
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Work at a blood donation station for one day and steal the blood
Idk if yall have those in ur country, these are mobile stations in the middle of the street
They test ppl and all that so u wont have any concerns about the donors health
Thats what I said but op is a pussy
 
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Work at a blood donation station for one day and steal the blood
Idk if yall have those in ur country, these are mobile stations in the middle of the street
They test ppl and all that so u wont have any concerns about the donors health
Whats the big deal

It's probably illegal in gta
 
It's probably illegal in gta
Steal a fraction from every tube after the day ends
Its not like they will weigh it
They wont even be suspicious since probably no worker attempts to steal blood since theyre not crazy like u that will consume it nor they wouldnt be able to find anybody to sell it to if that was their intention
 
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You’ll just get iron which is cope
It's almost entirely made of just protein and water


like a super-hydrating meat shake that doesn't make you want to vomit [yes, I've tried that too]
 
Who cares its like stealing candy
Not worth going to jail over

Steal a fraction from every tube after the day ends
Its not like they will weigh it
They wont even be suspicious since probably no worker attempts to steal blood since theyre not crazy like u that will consume it nor they wouldnt be able to find anybody to sell it to if that was their intention
maybe idk but only in gta of course.

It's also not a very large amount though, and by the time a sizable amount is even acquired the first vials might spoil due to the limited shelf life.


I probably need a personal donor tbh, but vetting potential donors would be difficult.
 
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Not worth going to jail over


maybe idk but only in gta of course.

It's also not a very large amount though, and by the time a sizable amount is even acquired the first vials might spoil due to the limited shelf life.


I probably need a personal donor tbh, but vetting potential donors would be difficult.
Find a mentally unstable girl thats already doing self harm in minecraft
At least the blood wont be wasted and u wont force her to self harm in minecraft since she has already been doing it
 
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Find a mentally unstable girl thats already doing self harm in minecraft
At least the blood wont be wasted and u wont force her to self harm in minecraft since she has already been doing it
That'd potentially fall into the same category as the fetish sites, and I don't want to risk getting any stds in GTA IV The ballad of Gay Tony.


I might look into it for Grand Theft Auto Online Roleplay server though.
 
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Ok I'm going to go masturbate now and I'll come back later to see if any of you posted anything useful.

but that's not to say I don't believe in any of you to give good advice though, cause I do

keep cooking, I believe in your [relatively] high collective iq
 
I'm still searching for a breast milk source

the australian breast milk bank won't ship to me
Another reason I want a gf tbh since you can also milkmaxx if you titmaxx her enough with massaging/nipple stimming


I'd probably just look for a personal donor just like for blood in GTA online rp server tbh
 
You can't get it from a human who eats and lives like shit
Sv3rige had his swedish friend that was on raw meat diet too to collect his own blood and send it to him so he could drink it lol
 
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You can't get it from a human who eats and lives like shit
Sv3rige had his swedish friend that was on raw meat diet too to collect his own blood and send it to him so he could drink it lol

That'd be impossible to find outside of the raw primal community


I'd settle for a healthy donor that only eats organic food and doesn't live too close to any polluted city air
 
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That'd be impossible to find outside of the raw primal community


I'd settle for a healthy donor that only eats organic food and doesn't live too close to any polluted city air
im gonna make a raw primal forum
and include a section for meetups and donations of body parts, sounds safe to me
 
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I would try sourcing from fetish/craigslist type sites but I'm scared of getting stds

I would try sourcing from bio-research labs but I'm not sure if they only deliver to labs and quality is unknown

I would try sourcing it from a hospital but it's too much effort to get a job there and they mix weird shit into the blood bags
Drink your own
 
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just drink your own piss if you're thirsty bro :feelsuhh:


It's a net zero I'd be losing the blood I take
I always get nose bleeds and I drink mine
I was joking btw
 
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I always get nose bleeds and I drink mine
better than letting go to waste I guess

the taste never bothered me anyway
I was joking btw
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no shit
 
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A human has around 5 litres of blood, enough for like 2 days.

Tbh it's not worth to go for humans cause they have shit diet and their blood is poisonous, try and get fresh cattle blood from a local farm it's definitely superior.

You don't wanna drink the blood of some vaxxed retard on meds and processed food garbage.

Drinking indigenous nigger blood would be pretty high quality.
 
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