Guide HOW TO GET LAID AS A TEENAGER {INSTAGRAM MAXXING GUIDE}

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I have done this myself, this does work and I have gotten slays of very good looking girls from this method. I have also told IRL friends about it who it has also worked for them. I actually made this guide for Lev Peshkov @Lev Peshkov a couple weeks ago (which is going great for him), but the advice is too good not to share with my bros on here. If this works for you over the next months, please tell me your success stories, would love to hear them.

Context:
Instagram status is the new IRL Status, if you don't have followers on there, people are going to assume you are a loser, especially in HS. With this method, you can still slay regardless if you are a total loser IRL, just message bitches that don't go to your school

PREFACE:
Don't have a picture up with like 0 likes, and don't post until you have like 1000 followers, because the more likes you receive on your post, the higher your status is perceived. Also, this guide is only really accessable to the normies+ unless you're a truecel and can fraud to an acceptable looking looks standard

SO, the protocol is as follows:

1) Go through your friend's pictures, look at the comments / follower list
2) Click on a commenter/follower's profile
3) If you have mutual friends with them, e.g Followed by john.appleseed, xefo69isamogger, +27 more
4) Send them a follow request
5) After a while your follower:following ratio will look a bit rough, so download an app which shows who you are following but is not following you back
6) Go through the list and unfollow everyone who doesn't follow you back
7) After a few weeks has passed of you grinding followers for maybe 15minutes a day you should have amassed a solid following, (1000 maybe)

So that is the setup, now once you have a solid following:

1) Take that frauded fucking mogger pic, (not some aspie shit) a good NT pic.
2) tag some brocels
3) get some comments and get those fuken likes, if you're not achieving enough likes comparable to instagram slayers in your town, you could download a like farm app from the app store, but don't go overboard, I'd say maximum 20 frauded likes, or else it is too obvious if someone checks who has liked your pic
4) From there, provided you have a mogger pic, the bitches will now flock to you in the DMs, and you can also DM bitches you like the look of, talk to them like a NT person and then arrange to meet up


STATUS = LOOKS
(in school where girls are statussexual soz 20y/o+)


Tagging some people who I think would find this useful: ArvidGustavsson @ArvidGustavsson Daw @Daw Deleted member 3043 @streege W0KESTMOTHF @W0KESTMOTHF RoundHouse @RoundHouse Deleted member 7866 @youngmaxxing deer @deer S @Slyfex8 JackSparrow @JackSparrow C @Chad1212
 
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Pubertymaxxingcel said:
jfl if u actually believe this subhuman dog xefo, status is fucking cope.xefo is a white chad thats why he gets pussy
That's why I said you have to fraud in your pics, I have a 5'5 ginger friend (I have talked about him on here before tbh, lift wearer and looksmaxxed hard recently) he's maybe 4PSL IRL, frauds to 5PSL on instagram and he always has at least 30 notifications on snapchat whenever I see his phone.

Tbh this guy is in total debt to me, I told him to start gymcelling, to dye his hair and to start instagram maxxing about a year ago, he went from a 3psl autistic truecel to a sexhaving low inhib HTN
 
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xefo69 said:
After a few weeks has passed of you grinding followers for maybe 15minutes a day you should have amassed a solid following, (1000 maybe)
That’s overaly ambitious tbh bcuz you can’t follow more than 50 ppl at once and the average follow back is 20%. I gained 70 followers this week (No Yubo isade) but that’s after quite a lot of time and with an account that would have higher chance of people following back (basically a lifestyle account instead of No pictures where they’ll just sssume you won’t unfollow if they don’t follow back)
 
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mirin bro ngl
I can confirm that if you are a retard on IG and don't care abt followers/likes you will never go anywhere socially IRL especially as a zoomer. I only realized this last year and I immediately found myself thriving in a social circle.
 
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Read every single word

I am truecel atm, but I will do this once I have looksmaxxed a bit
 
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ArvidGustavsson said:
That’s overaly ambitious tbh bcuz you can’t follow more than 50 ppl at once and the average follow back is 20%. I gained 70 followers this week (No Yubo isade) but that’s after quite a lot of time and with an account that would have higher chance of people following back (basically a lifestyle account instead of No pictures where they’ll just sssume you won’t unfollow if they don’t follow back)
Not true, I have gained 100+ followers a day(and followed ofc), you can follow more than 50 people for me at least. My followback rate is a lot higher than 20%, are you following people you have mutual friends with or just random people?
 
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xefo69 said:
My followback rate is a lot higher than 20%, are you following people you have mutual friends with or just random people?
I got the 20% from a statistics video he was using an account like you Said a fresh one without pictures and following random people.
 
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ArvidGustavsson said:
I got the 20% from a statistics video he was using an account like you Said a fresh one without pictures and following random people.
Oh, still have a good profile picture of course and if you have mutual friends, people are a lot more inclined to follow you back
GODmaxxing said:
Good thread. Will remember this if i ever go back to insta
Instagram is a must in 2020 unfortunately
 
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600 followers here gonna ascend and slay next year

thanks banger but obv thread
 
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xefo69 said:
Oh, still have a good profile picture of course and if you have mutual friends, people are a lot more inclined to follow you back

Instagram is a must in 2020 unfortunately
Actually that’s high iq i gained 5 followers since you wrote that
 
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Actually though by doing this i realized how little followers some slayers have like legit some are following a thousand people and have less than 200 followers jfl that’s even worse than the statistic
 
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Ngl. Made instagram, followed hundreds of people and got 3 followers. Mirin. I'M GOING TO MAKE IT.
Have 4 likes on my first post now and one comment.
I have lots of pictures I've made that I can post, so I will post one picture a day, every day. It's going to be nature oriented. 😍
I know it's a bit different from the "guide", but I feel like doing so.
 
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Ngl. Made instagram, followed hundreds of people and got 3 followers. Mirin. I'M GOING TO MAKE IT.
Have 4 likes on my first post now and one comment.
I have lots of pictures I've made to post, so I will post one picture a day, every day. It's going to be nature oriented. 😍
Following people you know or just randoms? Also, if your intent of using Instagram is for slaying, I wouldn't post nature stuff, but pics of yourself and chad activities, like going to parties or doing sports.

Also, I would only post after having a decent amount of followers, bc having a lot of likes on ur pics>having a lot of followers
 
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xefo69 said:
Following people you know or just randoms? Also, if your intent of using Instagram is for slaying, I wouldn't post nature stuff, but pics of yourself and chad activities, like going to parties or doing sports.

Also, I would only post after having a decent amount of followers, bc having a lot of likes on ur pics>having a lot of followers
People like my post 😍
I'm not chad and I've never been at party. So... I might post pics of myself eventually, idk... I can maybe do some artsy shit. Might pm.
It's random people.
I have 0 friends. No social circle.
Not necessarily for slaying, but idk. I feel retarded these past few hours. 😍
 
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Intjcel said:
People like my post 😍
I'm not chad and I've never been at party. So... I might post pics of myself eventually, idk... I can maybe do some artsy shit. Might pm.
It's random people.
I have 0 friends. No social circle.
Not necessarily for slaying, but idk. I feel retarded these past few hours. 😍
Nichepill is very legit for you then tbh tbh
 
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xefo69 said:
I have done this myself, this does work and I have gotten slays of very good looking girls from this method. I have also told IRL friends about it who it has also worked for them. I actually made this guide for Lev Peshkov @Lev Peshkov a couple weeks ago (which is going great for him), but the advice is too good not to share with my bros on here. If this works for you over the next months, please tell me your success stories, would love to hear them.

Context:
Instagram status is the new IRL Status, if you don't have followers on there, people are going to assume you are a loser, especially in HS. With this method, you can still slay regardless if you are a total loser IRL, just message bitches that don't go to your school

PREFACE:
Don't have a picture up with like 0 likes, and don't post until you have like 1000 followers, because the more likes you receive on your post, the higher your status is perceived. Also, this guide is only really accessable to the normies+ unless you're a truecel and can fraud to an acceptable looking looks standard

SO, the protocol is as follows:

1) Go through your friend's pictures, look at the comments / follower list
2) Click on a commenter/follower's profile
3) If you have mutual friends with them, e.g Followed by john.appleseed, xefo69isamogger, +27 more
4) Send them a follow request
5) After a while your follower:following ratio will look a bit rough, so download an app which shows who you are following but is not following you back
6) Go through the list and unfollow everyone who doesn't follow you back
7) After a few weeks has passed of you grinding followers for maybe 15minutes a day you should have amassed a solid following, (1000 maybe)

So that is the setup, now once you have a solid following:

1) Take that frauded fucking mogger pic, (not some aspie shit) a good NT pic.
2) tag some brocels
3) get some comments and get those fuken likes, if you're not achieving enough likes comparable to instagram slayers in your town, you could download a like farm app from the app store, but don't go overboard, I'd say maximum 20 frauded likes, or else it is too obvious if someone checks who has liked your pic
4) From there, provided you have a mogger pic, the bitches will now flock to you in the DMs, and you can also DM bitches you like the look of, talk to them like a NT person and then arrange to meet up


STATUS = LOOKS
(in school where girls are statussexual soz 20y/o+)


Tagging some people who I think would find this useful: ArvidGustavsson @ArvidGustavsson Daw @Daw Deleted member 3043 @streege W0KESTMOTHF @W0KESTMOTHF RoundHouse @RoundHouse Deleted member 7866 @youngmaxxing deer @deer S @Slyfex8 JackSparrow @JackSparrow C @Chad1212
Still haven't read but excited to ascend bro bookmarked for later
 
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UglyGod360 said:
What if I have no social life and no one knows who I am, also ugly, over.
pretty much over then but u could try instagrammaxxing anyway, but it isn't a mirical cure
 

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