How to text your Oneitis

[leprechauncel]

I saw someone post something along the lines of: I miSs mY oNeiTis. sHouLd I tExT hEr sAyiNg I miSs hAnGinG oUt WiTh hEr?

So fucking soy.

In your opinion, what is the best way to text your oneitis / ex-girl after 1+ years of no contact without sounding like a soy estrogen-filled cuck?

 

[eyearea]

send pic of your dick tbh

 

[leprechauncel]

send pic of your dick tbh

Somewhere in between this and "I MiSs YoU"

 

[JustAFewMM]

Try "hey"

 

[Warlow]

text her "i ascended wanna hangout" and a link to your rate me thread on .me

 

[leprechauncel]

Try "hey"

 

[Acnno]

''what's up whore?''

 

[SoyGune]

Step one: You don’t.