HUGE NEWS: MY FIRST FEMALE ATTENTION (semi approached)

[ShawarmaFilth]

sunday july 28




So when i walked into my job and there was this new girl (cashier) who smiled at me and waved when i walked in

So me high inhib, waved back and said hi


After that i walked past her and put on my apron and shit then as i was walking to the bathroom i walked past her again and she said

“Ur curls are fire broo”

She had curls too but they were hella damaged and they looked straight

So it took my like 5 seconds of just smiling and staring at her and i was like “yeah urs are too”

(Keep in mind my heart was beating hella hard so i walked to the bathroom and finished up)

After that i was next to her cause mt station is literally next to the cashier

She asked me basic questions like

“R u arab”

“Where r u from”

“R u muslim”

Then she asked my age and she was shocked that i was younger than her (i look old for my age)


anyway since it was her first day the boss was angry at her cause she was fucking up a lotta shit and she said “incase i get fired can i get ur insta”




I literally froze up and it dawned upon me how behind in life i was

“I dont have insta”

Do you have snap?

“No, i have a number tho”

So i gave her my number and she left early cause her shift ends earlier

After that she texted me “hey”


So i didnt see the message until like 2 hrs after cause of work so then the convo went on like this

(Her in purple me in blue)

“hey”

“wsp lol”
“ why’d u leave early today?” ( i was typing in lowercase to seem NT)

“Oh my shift ends at 6pm”


THATS IT

THATS ALL IT WAS AND I STOPPED ANSWERING AND SCRAMBLED TO GET UNBANNED FROM ORG ASAP

SHES BEEN ON DELIVERED FOR LIKE 18 HRS NOW

@Gengar if only u stayed online an extra 40 minutes yesterday


ANYWAY

I’m thinking of replying with this

“ohh okay, sorry for late reply”
“r u coming in tommorow”

(We’re off today)


WHAT I NEED IS AN NT SLAYER TO GUIDE ME PLEASE IM SCARED IDK WHAT TO SAY

 

[Deleted member 83666]

Thats good bhai, do you still feel asexual??

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@descension @Autismcel @Achilles @ChadL1te @John Doe

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Thats good bhai, do you still feel asexual??

I was never asexual what?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Thats good bhai, do you still feel asexual??

@Gengar is the asexual one

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@nathan

 

[sickdawgie]

it's not that bad if u leave it. you'll see her in person. step it up

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

it's not that bad if u leave it. you'll see her in person. step it up

Wdym?

 

[Diarrhoea]

Ur curls are fire BRO

 

[sickdawgie]

Wdym?

sounds like you are only giving one word answers pretty much so fart

 

[sickdawgie]

Ur curls are fire BRO

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Bro isn't that bad

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Ur curls are fire BRO

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wdym

 

[jacky hanma]

Clamp max and Milk her w ur 9x6

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Ur curls are fire BRO

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Fuck wait its over ngl

Bro isn't that bad

Its over dude i fumbled within 30 seconds CAUSE I WAS FUCKING BANNED ON ORG

 

[sickdawgie]

Fuck wait its over ngl

Its over dude i fumbled within 30 seconds CAUSE I WAS FUCKING BANNED ON ORG

it's not over, you're going to be forced to work together. Show you are interested

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Clamp max and Milk her w ur 9x6

my tiny 6x5 micro wont even fit

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

it's not over, you're going to be forced to work together. Show you are interested

I think shes interested right she wanted to talk to me incase she got fired meaning she wanted to keep me as an option atleast


But bro i left her on delivered for 18 hrs CAUSE OF FICKING ORG BAN

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

it's not over, you're going to be forced to work together. Show you are interested

Idk how i can save it

 

[Deleted member 65576]

just talk to her at work sometimes for like a week

then text her randomly like do you have next day off? she says yes and you say yeah me too wanna grab a coffee rq? Or something like that

Anyway don't waste too much time if you know she likes you
Grabbing a coffee or something aint the end of the world

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

just talk to her at work sometimes for like a week

Shes literally right next to my station so i’m trying my best to nt talk

Shes kinda autist alt ngl

then text her randomly like do you have next day off?

Bro i’m scare

she says yes and you say yeah me too wanna grab a coffee rq? Or something like that

Fuckk i dont have a car+ cockblocking strict parents

Anyway don't waste too much time if you know she likes you
Grabbing a coffee or something aint the end of the world

Im scared im rlly scared

I think i should let her lead the way right?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

sounds like you are only giving one word answers pretty much so fart

What should i say insteadv

 

[sickdawgie]

Shes literally right next to my station so i’m trying my best to nt talk

Shes kinda autist alt ngl

Bro i’m scare

Fuckk i dont have a car+ cockblocking strict parents

Im scared im rlly scared

I think i should let her lead the way right?

no she shouldn't lead the way. Woman aren't shepards u must be the shepard

 

[Deleted member 31766]

Shes literally right next to my station so i’m trying my best to nt talk

Shes kinda autist alt ngl

Bro i’m scare

Fuckk i dont have a car+ cockblocking strict parents

Im scared im rlly scared

I think i should let her lead the way right?

whats the worst that can happen?
she already likes you

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

whats the worst that can happen?
she already likes you

I work with her, what if i weird her out or smth happens and then shit starts spreading around the workplace? What if she makes fun of my micro?

 

[sickdawgie]

Honestly her asking for ur instagram when literally just meeting is kinda a big sign, she cant be mad if u ask her out at that point so just do it.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

no she shouldn't lead the way. Woman aren't shepards u must be the shepard

But she’s been on delivered for like 18 hours idk how im gonna save this ngl

 

[sickdawgie]

But she’s been on delivered for like 18 hours idk how im gonna save this ngl

just wait until u see her in person

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Honestly her asking for ur instagram when literally just meeting is kinda a big sign, she cant be mad if u ask her out at that point so just do it.

Strict parents + no car and i’m scared


Ngl i think i’m in checkmate, i should let it just play out naturally right?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

just wait until u see her in person

What should i tell her?

 

[sickdawgie]

What should i tell her?

I would go and try and get along with her and just say flirtatious things, see how she reacts

 

[Deleted member 78207]

this is cute

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

this is cute

Y

 

[Deleted member 78207]

Y

incel gets first ioi, wholesome ig

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I would go and try and get along with her and just say flirtatious things, see how she reacts

Ill try to like semi flirt, like things that can be taken in a flirtatous way but not rlly flirty


what do i say if she brings up the 18 hour (will be almost 30 hr at work)

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

incel gets first ioi, wholesome ig

Leanmax ascends

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@try2beme help me out ur nt asf

 

[sickdawgie]

Ill try to like semi flirt, like things that can be taken in a flirtatous way but not rlly flirty


what do i say if she brings up the 18 hour (will be almost 30 hr at work)

idk she didn't really leave u with much to say in her response. Just say something vaguely flirty like i wanted to talk in person to u. She wont bring it up tho lol. Or say something else.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

idk she didn't really leave u with much to say in her response. Just say something vaguely flirty like i wanted to talk in person to u.

Yeah i’ll say it’s better to talk in person

She wont bring it up tho lol. Or say something else.

I’m thinking of replying with this

“ohh okay, sorry for late reply”
“r u coming in tommorow”

^^ is this a good reply if i wanna say smth?

 

[sickdawgie]

Yeah i’ll say it’s better to talk in person



^^ is this a good reply if i wanna say smth?

yea that would be fine

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

yea that would be fine

Alr i’m scared shitless so if i man up i’ll send it

 

[Deleted member 29041]

are u chadlite?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

are u chadlite?

Low mtn

 

[Deleted member 65576]

Shes literally right next to my station so i’m trying my best to nt talk

Shes kinda autist alt ngl

Bro i’m scare

Fuckk i dont have a car+ cockblocking strict parents

Im scared im rlly scared

I think i should let her lead the way right?

She's just a co worker as of now
Don't be this pathetic buddy

Try your best at NT small talk but if she talked to you first then don't initiate anything

After like 3 try she won't try anymore

That's when you have to initiate but really lowkey

Don't let her know that you planned talking to her or whatever

If you can tell that she liked the fact that you initiated, she's happy to talk to you

Then you have the green light

You can take her out

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

She's just a co worker as of now
Don't be this pathetic buddy

Try your best at NT small talk but if she talked to you first then don't initiate anything

After like 3 try she won't try anymore

That's when you have to initiate but really lowkey

Don't let her know that you planned talking to her or whatever

If you can tell that she liked the fact that you initiated, she's happy to talk to you

Then you have the green light

You can take her out

I’m gonna let it play out naturally

 

[Deleted member 29041]

Low mtn

do u have pic?

 

[EdgyFashionist]

bro is stressed over nothing + also tales from mumbai, women have built in incel detector so no woman would talk with org user

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

do u have pic?

No

I get rated mtn tho, i was fatter, i’m leaner now so i’m prolly like a solid mtn-high mtn now

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

bro is stressed over nothing + also tales from mumbai, women have built in incel detector so no woman would talk with org user

I dont need ur larp detector faggot leave my thread

 

[Gengar]

Mirin bhai, she’s clearly interested in you. That’s good. What is her age? And race? Feel free to PM instead. Also, my bad, bhai. I had no idea.

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar is the asexual one

Joever for me.