I am no longer a 27 year old dateless kissless handholdless hugless virgin!!!

[Gengar]

Why not get an arranged marriage?

Why not shut the fuck up?

(Jk! Jk!)

I dunno. I think I should become a wizard. 28 years down, 2 more left to go.

 

[Gengar]

this world is temporary the heaven is for ever

I’m destined for hell.

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday, bhai

I don’t celebrate my birthday, but thank you bhai.

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday bro , i hope everything go ok in you life, goodluck

Thank you bhai. Wishing you good luck also.

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday!

Thanks! It’s actually been a few days since that haha but I just made this thread.

 

[Gengar]

*Hugs and kisses you*

Stay strong you utterly pathetic 6 times a fapping curry shitskin muncho shudra virgin

Thank you, my dear Jew friend.

 

[NordicLeonhard]

Hey its fine bro! Think of this site as ur baby and you as the daddy! And you dont even have to have a shitty wife that would cheat on you anyways! Forum Mods Mog!

 

[Gengar]

I looked up my old oneitis from 7 years ago and she is old and ugly asf now. (28yo for women is granny age)

Dodged a massive bullet. Imagine if we got together, got married, kids, and I was now stuck with this thing. Over.

My oneitis turned 25 recently. I was told by others she looked older than she was and this was when she was already 20 years old.

 

[Gengar]

God that shit is brutal man. I am not looking forward to having to deal with this type of crap in my 20’s.

Whatever you do, do NOT develop a oneitis for someone. Then you’ll be fine. Learn from my mistakes.

 

[Deleted member 47552]

@TRUE_CEL happy birthday.
Hope you lose the KHHV card soon, stay Sigma.

 

[Gengar]

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Thats why I’m a coomer.

 

[Gengar]

Do something about it, bhai.

What are you suggesting?

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday atleast

Thanks. I don’t celebrate it though.

 

[Gengar]

 

[Gengar]

Sad birthday.
I hope you happy.

Thank you my favorite Jew.

 

[Xangsane]

Thanks! It’s actually been a few days since that haha but I just made this thread.

you're welcome!

 

[Gengar]

Hey its fine bro! Think of this site as ur baby and you as the daddy! And you dont even have to have a shitty wife that would cheat on you anyways! Forum Mods Mog!

Very inspiring message. Thanks bhai. :3

 

[Gengar]

you're welcome!

Does sticking my dick in Jova’s hurricussy count as losing my v card?

 

[Gengar]

@TRUE_CEL happy birthday.
Hope you lose the KHHV card soon, stay Sigma.

Thanks bhai. It was actually a few days ago.

 

[Orc]

with all that time you aren't spending with women I would've thought that you'd finally take pics of the plants in your yard.

 

[Deleted member 47552]

Thanks bhai. It was actually a few days ago.

Is there any way you can get to mtn?

 

[futureashtray]

Why not shut the fuck up?

(Jk! Jk!)

I dunno. I think I should become a wizard. 28 years down, 2 more left to go.

why don’t you just get some escort?

soon your dick will stop working

 

[Xangsane]

Does sticking my dick in Jova’s hurricussy count as losing my v card?

Yes.

Hurricane Jova (2023) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday bro!!!!!, I hugged you and I have long hair so im basically a girl

Thanks bhai! It was actually a few days ago.

And caged.

 

[Gengar]

happy birthday

Thanks bhai. It was a few days ago. I slept the entire day basically.

 

[Gengar]

with all that time you aren't spending with women I would've thought that you'd finally take pics of the plants in your yard.

Ffs I keep forgetting. I will do it tomorrow. Pinky promise! It’s too late now.

 

[Gengar]

Is there any way you can get to mtn?

Yes, by roping and reincarnating as one.

 

[Gengar]

why don’t you just get some escort?

soon your dick will stop working

Because it’s haram.

 

[Gengar]

Yes.

Hurricane Jova (2023) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Based. Gonna do it.

 

[Loveland]

with all that time you aren't spending with women I would've thought that you'd finally take pics of the plants in your yard.

when r u dropping the gardenmaxxing guide

 

[Deleted member 47552]

Yes, by roping and reincarnating as one.

Bhai rope is cope, and haram.
Fr don't do it.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

What are you suggesting?

can’t really say since i never saw you…

But unironically NT maxx

 

[Gengar]

when r u dropping the gardenmaxxing guide

@Orc

Gay Garden Boys

 

[Gengar]

Bhai rope is cope, and haram.
Fr though don't do it.

I know it’s haram. That’s part of the reason why I won’t do it.

 

[Gengar]

can’t really say since i never saw you…

But unironically NT maxx

I am unironically NT IRL, bhai.

 

[Deleted member 47552]

I know it’s haram. That’s part of the reason why I won’t do it.

Very good news.
What do you get rated as bhai?

 

[Loveland]

Very good news.
What do you get rated as bhai?

cutie/10

 

[Gengar]

Very good news.
What do you get rated as bhai?

I mean.. never say never. Who knows. Maybe 20 years from now.. Things get so bad and I cope with rope. Truecel.

 

[Gengar]

Ugly piece of shit/10

Fixed.

 

[Xangsane]

Based. Gonna do it.

how does it feel to smash her hurricussy?

 

[Loveland]

Fixed.

I do not condone you editing my messages!

 

[Deleted member 47552]

I mean.. never say never. Who knows. Maybe 20 years from now.. Things get so bad and I cope with rope. Truecel.

I'm sorry bhai.

 

[Deleted member 47552]

I love you editing my messages!

Me too.

 

[Gengar]

I do not condone you editing my messages!

Forgive me, Loveland-kun!

 

[Gengar]

I'm sorry bhai.

God knows best.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I am unironically NT IRL, bhai.

then i need to see ya

 

[Gengar]

then i need to see ya

Come to the Netherlands, I’ll meet you there.

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Guess who's no longer an 18 year old KHHV today btw

 

[apocalypse]

Didn’t you make this same thread before?
Major deja vu

 

[NumbThePain]

how does it feel to smash her hurricussy?

Ayo