I am no longer a 27 year old dateless kissless handholdless hugless virgin!!!

[Gengar]

Happy Birhtday Bhai, you never fail to make me chuckle.

Thanks bhai. Glad I am capable of making the forumchad that is pneumo chuckle.

 

[Gengar]

bro how is this level of subhumanity even possible

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday man, I’m eagerly awaiting your “being a 29 year old dateless KHHV” thread a year from now. Keep it up!

Yes, sir! I’m almost a wizard.

 

[Gengar]

There is no reason you should be a 28 yo KHHV, you're tall and get an arranged marriage. You could start roids tommorow and have an insane body in a year.

Your own depression is what's holding you back.

I’m only 5’10” or 5’11”.

 

[Gengar]

congrats!

Thanks!

 

[Gengar]

Jesus that’s fucking brutal. No way people are actually virgins until 30

Just two more years before I turn 30.

 

[Deleted member 30679]

I’m only 5’10” or 5’11”.

Time to get LL bhai

 

[Gengar]

I was expecting to hear a story about you getting some action. Sad thread

No action for my face.

 

[Gengar]

strive to be better try to pray

I went to jummah today.

 

[Gengar]

Keep on masturbating. Just a nose job and gym away from an ltr but keep truecel touching yourself

Say no more.

 

[Gengar]

Huh, I didn’t know your birthday was also in December. Happy birthday I guess

Yours is in December as well? Mirin. And thanks bhai.

 

[Deleted member 39140]

Say no more.

Mashallah keep doing the lords work. Don’t even try and get an ltr

 

[Gengar]

Time to get LL bhai

Just let someone drill holes into your legs for a few inches of bone theory.

 

[Gengar]

Mashallah keep doing the lords work. Don’t even try and get an ltr

How can I possibly get an LTR? I have no job, no degree and I’m unattractive.

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Just let someone drill holes into your legs for a few inches of bone theory.

I was kidding bhai
What happened to the latina that wanted to marry you

 

[Drixzy]

Because I turned 28 recently, so now I'm a 28 year old dateless KHHV.

kys useless nigger.

 

[Deleted member 30679]

How can I possibly get an LTR? I have no job, no degree and I’m unattractive.

Get a job and get back into uni and looksmaxx in the meantime
Easy

 

[Deleted member 39140]

Get a job and get back into uni and looksmaxx in the meantime
Easy

He’s just a lazy stupid ethnic, doesn’t want anything difficult in life just neetbux, drive taxis, and sell drugs is what pakis do and that’s why their country is about to collapse and become a banana republic

 

[NumbThePain]

Yours is in December as well? Mirin. And thanks bhai.

Huh, I didn’t know your birthday was also in December. Happy birthday I guess

How are you two this forgetful We've been talking about both birthdays in groupchat

 

[Gengar]

I was kidding bhai
What happened to the latina that wanted to marry you

I’m not interested in her.

 

[Gengar]

View attachment 2625287kys useless nigger.

Cry for me son.

 

[Gengar]

Get a job and get back into uni and looksmaxx in the meantime
Easy

No looksmaxxing for my face bhai.

 

[Gengar]

He’s just a lazy stupid ethnic, doesn’t want anything difficult in life just neetbux, drive taxis, and sell drugs is what pakis do and that’s why their country is about to collapse and become a banana republic

Ok but you still a poojeet with ginger hair.

 

[romm2el]

Why not shut the fuck up?

(Jk! Jk!)

I dunno. I think I should become a wizard. 28 years down, 2 more left to go.

How to become a wizard?

 

[Gengar]

How are you two this forgetful We've been talking about both birthdays in groupchat

WTF? We did?

 

[Gengar]

How to become a wizard?

You need to become a 30 year old virgin. As the myth goes.

 

[plukee]

Just two more years before I turn 30.

Just accept it for what it is

 

[Gengar]

Just accept it for what it is

I want to gain magic powers. I must be a wizard.

 

[plukee]

I want to gain magic powers. I must be a wizard.

YES BHAI!

 

[Gengar]

YES BHAI!

Once I get my 魔法 powers, what would you wish for?

 

[plukee]

Once I get my 魔法 powers, what would you wish for?

Make me 6’11

 

[Gengar]

Make me 6’11

Deal! See you in 2025, if God wills it.