I am no longer a 27 year old dateless kissless handholdless hugless virgin!!!

[warhammercel]

Whatever you do, do NOT develop a oneitis for someone. Then you’ll be fine. Learn from my mistakes.

Yeah, a little bit too late for that. It's over.

 

[Xangsane]

Ayo

hi!

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Come to the Netherlands, I’ll meet you there.

if i have time and money, ill drop by a couple of days before march.

It would be awesome to meet ya!

 

[Gengar]

Yeah, a little bit too late for that. It's over.

You can always de-attach yourself. Give it time. I had a oneitis for yeaaars.

 

[Gengar]

if i have time and money, ill drop by a couple of days before march.

It would be awesome to meet ya!

Or perhaps I can come to Italy.

Then we can hang out with @It'snotover .

Although coming here would be better. Am not a fan of traveling.

 

[Gengar]

Didn’t you make this same thread before?
Major deja vu

Last year.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Or perhaps I can come to Italy.

Then we can hang out with @It'snotover .

Although coming here would be better. Am not a fan of traveling.

We could, i would like to see @the BULL go ER on us

 

[Gengar]

We could, i would like to see @the BULL go ER on us

He will kill me and steal my account.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

He will kill me and steal my account.

you are already his alt, stop lying

 

[Gengar]

you are already his alt, stop lying

Mi scusi!

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

I thought it was 30 mb

It is 30, he just has too many chromosomes

 

[Gengar]

It is 30, he just has too many chromosomes

Haha he’s gay? He’s got chomosomes?

 

[Numb]

Sorry bhai. better luck next year

 

[Gengar]

Sorry bhai. better luck next year

It’s ok bhai. Shit happens.

 

[NumbThePain]

hi!

Hi bhai

 

[NumbThePain]

Sorry bhai. better luck next year

Who are you?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Haha he’s gay? He’s got chomosomes?

I mean, he's got homozones

 

[Gengar]

I mean, he's got homozones

@NumbThePain

 

[Bojack]

Fek you got a small window of opportunity to make it in the next few years

 

[Gengar]

Fek you got a small window of opportunity to make it in the next few years

I want to be a wizard. See what kinda powers I get.

 

[Xangsane]

Hi bhai

wubby

 

[0kami123]

Okay but deadass how much looksmaxxing have you done and what are your stats?

 

[Gengar]

Okay but deadass how much looksmaxxing have you done and what are your stats?

Zero. I let myself go. I’m now a chubby manlet. What kinda stats?

 

[0kami123]

Zero. I let myself go. I’m now a chubby manlet. What kinda stats?

Height also as a guy you literally cannot afford to be skinnyfat, ever.

 

[NumbThePain]

wubby

Cute

 

[Gengar]

Height also as a guy you literally cannot afford to be skinnyfat, ever.

5’10” manlet.

 

[Xangsane]

Cute

pat pat!

 

[Veganist]

hahaha happy bday man
u better be careful cuz I'm catching up fast

 

[Bojack]

I want to be a wizard. See what kinda powers I get.

Only suffering awaits a true wizard

 

[Gengar]

hahaha happy bday man
u better be careful cuz I'm catching up fast

Thank you sir. I will wait for ya at the finish line.

 

[Gengar]

Only suffering awaits a true wizard

Pain.

 

[Bojack]

Pain.

Aaaggghhhjj

 

[pneumocystosis]

Happy Birhtday Bhai, you never fail to make me chuckle.

 

[Arcturus]

Because I turned 28 recently, so now I'm a 28 year old dateless KHHV.

bro how is this level of subhumanity even possible

 

[Arcturus]

bro how is this level of subhumanity even possible

happy birthday tho, buy a hooker or something

 

[edodalic29]

Happy Birhtday Bhai, you never fail to make me chuckle.

 

[solohunter99]

Because I turned 28 recently, so now I'm a 28 year old dateless KHHV.

Happy birthday man, I’m eagerly awaiting your “being a 29 year old dateless KHHV” thread a year from now. Keep it up!

 

[Danish_Retard]

There is no reason you should be a 28 yo KHHV, you're tall and get an arranged marriage. You could start roids tommorow and have an insane body in a year.

Your own depression is what's holding you back.

 

[Samsepioler]

congrats!

 

[flippasav]

Because I turned 28 recently, so now I'm a 28 year old dateless KHHV.

Brooooooooooooooo
Naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[plukee]

Because I turned 28 recently, so now I'm a 28 year old dateless KHHV.

Jesus that’s fucking brutal. No way people are actually virgins until 30

 

[ElTruecel]

Mogs me hard

Jesus that’s fucking brutal. No way people are actually virgins until 30

The fact that he’s hugless is far worse than just being a virgin at 28

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Mogs me hard

The fact that he’s hugless is far worse than just being a virgin at 28

Does hugless count as hugs from any female or just from females who sexually/romantically desire you?

 

[ElTruecel]

Does hugless count as hugs from any female or just from females who sexually/romantically desire you?

Hugs from any female

 

[plukee]

Mogs me hard

The fact that he’s hugless is far worse than just being a virgin at 28

I mean fair enough considering it’s eaiser to get a hug off someone than lose your v too

 

[Lookologist003]

I was expecting to hear a story about you getting some action. Sad thread

 

[einzigartig]

I’m destined for hell.

strive to be better try to pray

 

[Deleted member 39140]

Keep on masturbating. Just a nose job and gym away from an ltr but keep truecel touching yourself

 

[Alexanderr]

Huh, I didn’t know your birthday was also in December. Happy birthday I guess

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

We could, i would like to see @the BULL go ER on us

You hear someone calling you a "puzzi de merda" from behind and turn around and see this
Wyd?