I asked ChatGPT to write me a 4chan post about Egalitarianism/Leftism

[disillusioned]

Anon 08/23/23(Sun)10:32:57 No.123456789

>be me
>living in the cuck town of Equalville
>some genius had the idea that everyone should be completely and totally equal
>sounds based at first but...
>go to school
>all tests are the same, all results are the same
>get an E, because we're all egalitarian and shit
>tfw the school basically became a daycare
>head downtown
>every damn shop sells only one size and color
>everyone looking like NPC blobs from a low-budget game
>imagine walking in GTA but everyone's the same pedestrian
>hear about the new economic reforms on Equalville Radio (the only station, obvs)
>everybody earns the same wage
>fucking Jerry who sleeps for a living now earns like Lisa the brain surgeon
>peak communism achieved?
> sports? oh boy
>soccer match is just two hours of players passing the ball to keep it a tie
>half the stadium asleep, other half watching paint dry because it's more exciting
>town’s population starting to dip
>people yeeting out faster than my chances of getting a gf
>big brain move from town
>council erect a huge wall, keeping everyone in because EQUALITY
>fast forward
>little cousin tells me he wants to be "average" when he grows up
>mfw realize Equalville is where dreams go to die
>planning my escape, wish me luck anons
>tfw you realize it's a satire and not real
>still, never going to Equalville

Fucking caged ngl.

 

[disillusioned]