I asked some oldcel barber to give me zoomer broccoli haircut

[Veganist]

They said it's just not possible because hair wouldn't transition well with regards to length from sides to top.

So I just got some super short generic boomer hair that fits my age.

 

[InnerVoid]

They said it's just not possible because hair wouldn't transition well with regards to length from sides to top.

wtfdoes that evenmean?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

They said it's just not possible because hair wouldn't transition well with regards to length from sides to top.

So I just got some super short generic boomer hair that fits my age.

I knwo the style. I’m 100% sure cumskin zoomers only got into the hairstyle cos BBCs used to rock the hightop.

Now they rock dreads, twists and skin fades Styles other groups struggle to imitate

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

broccoliTheory is legit

 

[Veganist]

I knwo the style. I’m 100% sure cumskin zoomers only got into the hairstyle cos BBCs used to rock the hightop.

Now they rock dreads, twists and skin fades Styles other groups struggle to imitate

BBC influence is everywhere

 

[Veganist]

wtfdoes that evenmean?

they wanted to evenly transition hair length from side to top, just boomer hair theory nonsense.

 

[bululu_87]

They said it's just not possible because hair wouldn't transition well with regards to length from sides to top.

So I just got some super short generic boomer hair that fits my age.

Grow your hair more and go to one of those new gen modern barbershops
They charge like double the price but after they finish the haircut take a pic and save it for next time you go to the oldcel barber so he sees it's possible

 

[InnerVoid]

they wanted to evenly transition hair length from side to top, just boomer hair theory nonsense.

i dont get it but whatever