I colossally fucked up today (short story)

[LegendaryKennen]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser

 

[Deleted member 144017]

She wants you

 

[5'7" 3/4s]

why are you kissing your cousin on the forehead regardless

the fuck? nigga just say good bye?

 

[LegendaryKennen]

why are you kissing your cousin on the forehead regardless

the fuck? nigga just say good bye?

Nigga we weren't gonna meet for a year it was heartful goodbye

 

[Deleted member 1813]

pakistan type thread

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser

bdo your a fucking pedo

 

[inversions]

@fashioncel dream

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser

How old are u

 

[LegendaryKennen]

How old are u

20

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser

Get dat JB puss lil nigga you ain't fucked up you locked in

@wasteofspace

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

20

holy shit ur fucked
is she bad tho can i get her insta (im 14)

 

[Vermilioncore]

Now you’re gonna go back home sniff her used underwear huh sicko

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

holy shit ur fucked
is she bad tho can i get her insta (im 14)

Dis nigga

 

[Deleted member 14532]

Get dat JB puss lil nigga you ain't fucked up you locked in

@wasteofspace

 

[Volksstaffel]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nigga finally saw what he wanted out of gaygymmaxx

 

[jeremyy]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser

Ew

 

[Volksstaffel]

Nigga it got way worse throughout the thread

 

[fashioncel]

@fashioncel dream

I'm far beyond him,

I already saw my cousin's pussy.

 

[LTNUser]

Surprising how so many users under this thread support this shit

 

[tomfromthesnow]

 

[tomfromthesnow]

I'm far beyond him,

I already saw my cousin's pussy.

Nigga hold the fuck on story time now!

 

[User28823]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Nigga finally saw what he wanted out of gaygymmaxx

@wasteofspace reading this shit:

 

[SvtvnTr14d]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser

ain't that deep trust awkward situations happen it's normal, plus it's only a kiss whateva

 

[fashioncel]

Nigga hold the fuck on story time now!

I told the story a million times,

But I'm just gonna make a new thread compiling all my incestuous moments.

 

[tomfromthesnow]

I told the story a million times,

But I'm just gonna make a new thread compiling all my incestuous moments.

Tag when done

 

[Foreverbrad]

This brings back unresolved trauma from when I was in France. Kissing should NOT be any fucking part of a standard greeting.

 

[Jager]

So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser

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