
LegendaryKennen
Never plan something, always trust your intuition.
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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.
I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)
So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.
We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:
She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.
Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT
and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER
@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)
So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.
We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:
She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.
Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT
and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER
@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser