I colossally fucked up today (short story)

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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
 
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She wants you
 
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why are you kissing your cousin on the forehead regardless

the fuck? nigga just say good bye?
 
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why are you kissing your cousin on the forehead regardless

the fuck? nigga just say good bye?
Nigga we weren't gonna meet for a year it was heartful goodbye
 
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pakistan type thread
 
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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
bdo your a fucking pedo
 
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@fashioncel dream
 
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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
How old are u
 
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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
Get dat JB puss lil nigga you ain't fucked up you locked in

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Now you’re gonna go back home sniff her used underwear huh sicko
 
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Get dat JB puss lil nigga you ain't fucked up you locked in

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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
Ew
 
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Surprising how so many users under this thread support this shit
 
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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
just dont kiss your cousin you dumb moron
 
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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
ain't that deep trust awkward situations happen it's normal, plus it's only a kiss whateva
 
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Nigga hold the fuck on story time now!
I told the story a million times,

But I'm just gonna make a new thread compiling all my incestuous moments.
 
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This brings back unresolved trauma from when I was in France. Kissing should NOT be any fucking part of a standard greeting.
 
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So my younger cousin whos lowkey crushing on me was going away for a year, we're not fucking incest and shes 12 ok.

I was gonna give her a goodbye kiss on the forehead, then nose, then cheek (NOT THE MOUTH!!!)

So we're in the car together with my grandma, she steps out of the car and so do I.

We hug and then i grab her face to kiss her on the forehead, then i kiss her on the cheek (wrong order)
So guess why that made me fuck up? Heres what the fuck happened:


She expects me to kiss her other cheek so she keeps retracting and turning her head while im trying to kiss her nose.

Instead our FUCKING NOSES COLLIDES and she walks back.... says "nonononono!" turns her back to me and walks away home with a huge smug smile.
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KISS HER ON THE FUCKING MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT

and my grandma saw the whole shit and now her and my cousin are gonna (probably) tell everyone, and my cousin thinks I'm crushing on her and a literal fucking pedophile.
IT'S FUCKING OVER

@fashioncel @Volksstaffel @Jattgymmaxx @Jager @LTNUser
brown hands wrote this
 
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