I dislike Norse Paganism

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its genuinely retarded and a gimmick.
Heathens must be slaughtered and beheaded.
If any of you are Pagan I wish to hear your reasoning for why you believe in it, and why others should convert.
 
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It’s no different than any other religion
 
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Valhallaaaaaa!!
 
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its genuinely retarded and a gimmick.
Heathens must be slaughtered and beheaded.
If any of you are Pagan I wish to hear your reasoning for why you believe in it, and why others should convert.
Not a fan too but the religion of your ancestors is always better than a cucked desert doomsday cult
 
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Not a fan too but the religion of your ancestors is always better than a cucked desert doomsday cult
Your ancestors were defeated and cucked.
 
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Trim a mudslimes nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a mudslime to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a mudslime in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a mudslimes bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a mudslime and serve nigga patties to other mudslimes. Feed a mudslime viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a mudslimes dildo. Stone mudslimes. Tranquilize mudslimes and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from mudslimes. Throw a mudslime down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to mudslimes. Pimp-slap mudslimes into airplane turbines. Displace mudslimes in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a mudslime a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on mudslimes at maximum voltage. Give mudslimes sentient brain parasites. Give mudslimes over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave mudslimes out for vultures. Drive a mudslime into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. 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Throw mudslimes off buildings. Send aliens to abduct mudslimes. Force mudslimes to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush mudslimes with anvils. Throw mudslimes off of rooftops. Incinerate mudslimes. Starve mudslimes. Blow mudslimes up with dynamite. Gulp mudslimes. Feast on mudslime eyeballs. Cave in a mudslime's skull. Kiss a mudslime to death. Peel a mudslime like a banana. Wipe out mudslime tribes. Deny mudslimes into Heaven. Freeze mudslimes in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a mudslime. Lock on to mudslimes with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a mudslime. Ferment mudslimes into stew. Ensnare mudslimes. Nark on mudslimes to the army. Cause a total mudslime purge. Jam a mudslime into a geyser. Axe murder a mudslime. Unleash Smelvin upon mudslimes. Put mudslimes on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total mudslime death.
 
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