I genuinely want to become a Jewish cowboy

[Slavurik]

Yk, I thought about it lately, I want to leave Israel and move to Texas, buying 400 acres of land with the money I stole from Palestinians, building a ranch and hunt the reds with my redneck-friends like some Eastern European Yeehaw Moses, and then go drinking a beer with them while watching football. Honestly I just want to become a kosher Marlboro Man and disappear into the Texas wilderness.

 

[voks]

Nigga what

 

[Slavurik]

Nigga what

Nigga that's my dream, stfu I just wanna be a Jewish cowboy drinking beer on my ranch and living the most Kosher life imaginable

 

[Slavurik]

bump nig