i hate going to a protestant church

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i’m at church rn and forced to go to protestant church by family

the sermon is on by faith alone, i have to sit here listening to a sermon i completely disagree with for 2 hours :incel:
 
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i’m at church rn and forced to go to protestant church by family

the sermon is on by faith alone, i have to sit here listening to a sermon i completely disagree with for 2 hours :incel:
You disagree because you're catholic or because you believe in Odin and that christianity is shitskin religion?
 
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Brutal
My oneitis goes to church and she dresses like a whore EVEN going to church
 
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Brutal
My oneitis goes to church and she dresses like a whore EVEN going to church
what denomination is she
 
@noobs fuck it, talk about how Jesus was the reincarnation of Ancient aryans from agartha and that only aryan spirits are saved.

Mention the 12 feet tall ginger skeletons in pre Columbus America.
 
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he’s talking about how somehow this is a traditionally christian belief as if protestantism wasn’t made in 1512
 
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@noobs fuck it, talk about how Jesus was the reincarnation of Ancient aryans from agartha and that only aryan spirits are saved.

Mention the 12 feet tall ginger skeletons in pre Columbus America.

Go up and start speaking Russian.

'you fucking sykas, listen up'
when i’m older ima walk into protestant churches and stream me debating the preachers
 
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yes you can’t be a pornstar and be saved
Who came up with the "need works to be saved" bit in the first place?

AFAIK that dude asked jesus for forgiveness at the last minute

Also, didn't he spare a foid for cucking her husband and also he invited a tax collector to be his disciple?

Doubt any of them did much "work"
 
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Who came up with the "need works to be saved" bit in the first place?

AFAIK that dude asked jesus for forgiveness at the last minute

Also, didn't he spare a foid for cucking her husband and also he invited a tax collector to be his disciple?

Doubt any of them did much "work"
tax collectors are not sinful
 
tax collectors are not sinful
Ok I forgot to mention he was working for the Romans to fuck over his own people.

That in itself is a moral sin.
 
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i think i’m going to start biking 30 minutes every sunday to a catholic church

catholicism is better than the heretical religion of protestantism
 
Ok I forgot to mention he was working for the Romans to fuck over his own people.

That in itself is a moral sin.
i’ll debate that later once i’m out of church because i can’t be on my phone too much in church
 
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these protestant churches are more like synagogues

they have a star of david put up right now

the preacher has visited israel many times

fucking jews
 
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this guy next to me has a presbyterian TATTOO while being in a baptist church
 
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Bro doesn't know what's up :lul:

Nobody cares what the pastor says, or the Bible, or any shit of imaginary stories. Everybody out there knows (inside, but don't verbalize because it's not necessary) that we are just part of the biosphere, particles of matter that came from the earth, and that's where we'll end up, that there is no life after etc. All these stories are just contexts for people to have reasons to come in a social context, to interact, to talk and do shit together (socialmaxing and connectionsmaxing at its finest).

Are you wondering why?

For young guys to be able to convince these foids that it's a good idea to let them stick their dicks in their pussies, that's what it's all about (that's why Protestants are some, if not the most hardcore and professional in terms of looksmaxing, both girls and boys, even before this shit was mainstream :lul:), and convince them to start a family with them (they have to do looksmaxing and gym like crazy for that, work in some programming/engineering, have lots of social connections & lots of siblings, and obviously material and financial resources in general to assure her and her family that they will be able to raise the children they will have).

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Ok I forgot to mention he was working for the Romans to fuck over his own people.

That in itself is a moral sin.
jesus got the tax collector to show that he can save any person

the tax collector gave up his profession for jesus and became a disciple, practicing good works
 
im orthodox
You will die and burn in hell anyway because you are an ugly incel and that’s where they all go
 
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i’m at church rn and forced to go to protestant church by family

the sermon is on by faith alone, i have to sit here listening to a sermon i completely disagree with for 2 hours :incel:
I agree with faith alone of Protestanism even though I'm Orthodox no matter how deep I dig in I still believe in faith alone
 
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so you believe can a pornstar can go to heaven without changing?
if they have faith in Jesus Christ, love him, accept that he died on the cross then yes.

there are many verses in the bible that prove this, also Jesus took punishment for all of our sins
 
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if they have faith in Jesus Christ, love him, accept that he died on the cross then yes.

there are many verses in the bible that prove this, also Jesus took punishment for all of our sins
but they refuse to change for god meaning that they don’t put god first meaning they don’t have true faith, meaning you need works to prove faith
 
but they refuse to change for god meaning that they don’t put god first meaning they don’t have true faith, meaning you need works to prove faith
nuh uh,
  • Ephesians 2:8-9 (NIV): "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast."

 
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nuh uh,
  • Ephesians 2:8-9 (NIV): "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast."
jfl at NIV

that has nothing to do with my point
 
jfl at NIV

that has nothing to do with my point
Jesus said himself:
  • John 3:16(NIV): "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
    • Matthew 21:21 (NIV): "Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ it will happen."


  • this verse alone is enough to prove my point
 
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Jesus said himself:
  • "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast."

    this verse alone is enough to prove my point
nigga read my original point

it is not by works that your saved but it is the works that are required to prove faith because without works faith is dead james 2:26

through faith works are made works doesn’t make faith
 
nigga read my original point

it is not by works that your saved but it is the works that are required to prove faith because without works faith is dead james 2:26

through faith works are made works doesn’t make faith
Jesus also said to be perfect like your heavenly father. but nobody will be perfect like God because Humans will sins there is no sinless human

does that also mean nobody goes to heaven? because Jesus didn't say you should Strive or try to be perfect, he said YOU MUST be perfect
 
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Jesus also said to be perfect like your heavenly father. but nobody will be perfect like God because Humans will sins there is no sinless human

does that also mean nobody goes to heaven? because Jesus didn't say you should Strive or try to be perfect, he said YOU MUST be perfect
“Jesus looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the offering box, and he saw a poor widow put in two small copper coins. And he said, “Truly, I tell you, this poor widow has put in more than all of them. For they all contributed out of their abundance, but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.””
‭‭Luke‬ ‭21‬:‭1‬-‭4‬‬‬
 
“Jesus looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the offering box, and he saw a poor widow put in two small copper coins. And he said, “Truly, I tell you, this poor widow has put in more than all of them. For they all contributed out of their abundance, but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.””
‭‭Luke‬ ‭21‬:‭1‬-‭4‬‬‬
what does this verse even prove?
 
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what does this verse even prove?
it matters how much effort you put torward repentance to be saved because it proves your faith

not by the amount you contribute
 
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it matters how much effort you put torward repentance to be saved because it proves your faith

not by the amount you contribute
no, the true meaning of this verse is that Jesus teaches that the value of a gift is not measured by its monetary worth, but by the heart behind it.
 
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so it doesn't prove anything that has do with the works
 
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no, the true meaning of this verse is that Jesus teaches that the value of a gift is not measured by its monetary worth, but by the heart behind it.
your coping and fighting to win the argument

the rich man can have heart in donations that are small relative to him

the only thing that differentiated them was how rich and how much they contributed, no where does it mention the heart of the poor widow

by the way the donations were the works that proved the heart
 
your coping and fighting to win the argument

the rich man can have heart in donations that are small relative to him

the only thing that differentiated them was how rich and how much they contributed, no where does it mention the heart of the poor widow
how is it cope? The point of Jesus dying on the cross was literally to took our judgment and sins on himself that's the core of Christianity.

and approaching Christianity with works is just a disgrace, Salvation is not earned it's a gift from God himself. and even if it was earned then God would give us Specific details in the new testament to follow so we would earn our salvation
 
brutal, imagine having to go to church and seeing your priest look like this:
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sorry for your loss bhai, wishing for a hasty recovery 🫡
 
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the only thing I agree with them Is faith alone, blessing gays I don't agree with it but a lot of Catholic Churches also bless and accept gays so oh well
 
being gay or not is a work in itself lol
:lul::lul: They can be gays even though I fucking hate them faggots they can still go to heaven if they truly believe in Christ.

however I think blessing them is wrong
 
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what's the point of tagging him? I believe Hitler would go to heaven If he accepted Jesus too It's all about having faith and love in Jesus
 
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You should try not to sin, but that should be coming out from your heart and its not a requirement in the bible
 
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I agree with faith alone of Protestanism even though I'm Orthodox no matter how deep I dig in I still believe in faith alone
Disgusting filthy heretic faggot. Romans speaking about works is referring to mosaic law so don’t even go there I’ll HUMILIATE YOU same with Ephesians. Are you an idiot, oh I can’t wait for the day of judgement for you protescucks to be rejected for not LIVING THE FAITH through Jesus and jsut proclaiming the faith.

Protescuck bitch ANATHEMA, REPENT.

James 2:14-17
14 What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.


1John 3:18
Little children, let us not love in word or talk but in deed and in truth.
 
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Disgusting filthy heretic faggot. Romans speaking about works is referring to mosaic law so don’t even go there I’ll HUMILIATE YOU same with Ephesians. Are you an idiot, oh I can’t wait for the day of judgement for you protescucks to be rejected for not LIVING THE FAITH through Jesus and jsut proclaiming the faith.

Protescuck bitch ANATHEMA, REPENT.

James 2:14-17
14 What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.


1John 3:18
Little children, let us not love in word or talk but in deed and in truth.
First of all, believe in works + faith calls me a filthy faggot and a protestant bitch JFL at this hypocrite
 
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