i have a date today any tips?

[Mike141]

i’ll be taking her to a fancy sushi restaurant so i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish. yall got any tips for first dates?

 

[Mike141]

@Clavicular @pneumocystosis @any slayers

 

[Clavicular]

i’ll be taking her to a fancy sushi restaurant so i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish. yall got any tips for first dates?

"i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish."

 

[Mike141]

"i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish."

cmon bro help me

 

[Beastimmung]

Just treat her nice and be your genuine self maybe she will be interested in you

 

[Mike141]

"i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish."

I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES NIGGA DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HIGH EXPECTATIONS

 

[Mike141]

Just treat her nice and be your genuine self maybe she will be interested in you

i’ve kissed her multiple times i think she’s interested

 

[Apparition]

bee yourselve

 

[cooldude1231]

New skibidi toilet ep was crazy

 

[Mike141]

New skibidi toilet ep was crazy

fr brosky meaty michael absolutely soloed everyone

 

[Mike141]

bee yourselve

i’ll be taking cold showers and finding my inner light before the date don’t worry

 

[Beastimmung]

i’ve kissed her multiple times i think she’s interested

Then it should be easy but I doubt she will suck it on the toilet, try to go to her or your place afterwards

 

[Rea]

Don't be under 6'5 and you are good

 

[Mike141]

Then it should be easy but I doubt she will suck it on the toilet, try to go to her or your place afterwards

ye i was joking when i said that, ill try to go to her place cause it’s impossible to go to mine since my brother and the rest of my fam will be home

 

[Mike141]

Don't be under 6'5 and you are good

in 6’2.5 is it over????

 

[Rea]

in 6’2.5 is it over????

nah you're fine

 

[Rea]

mirin lookism avi

 

[Mike141]

mirin lookism avi

thx lookism is peak asf

 

[ChadOrDeath]

Use halotestin before the date

 

[Mike141]

Use halotestin before the date

i’ll be running test+ anavar next week. might buy some pregab+ baclofen based on @Clavicular threads

 

[Mike141]

Use halotestin before the date

for inhib i’ll be taking 4-5 shots of vodka before the date

 

[sb23]

i’ll be running test+ anavar next week. might buy some pregab+ baclofen based on @Clavicular threads

Take the halo rectally so it absorbs faster

 

[sb23]

for inhib i’ll be taking 4-5 shots of vodka before the date

With pregab? Bad idea.

 

[isis_Bleach]

i’ll be taking her to a fancy sushi restaurant so i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish. yall got any tips for first dates?

u gonna pay the check or nah?

 

[omnilegent]

i’ll be taking her to a fancy sushi restaurant so i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish. yall got any tips for first dates?

Take your pills and stop dreaming

 

[oztihcs]

@Clavicular @pneumocystosis @any slayers

Slayer here. I hate to admit it, but Clavicular is right. Your "i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish." is absolute degeneratefuel. NT Plan: make sure she has a good time (farm hand placement touching on her hips/thighs while making her laugh) until late at night, then invite her to your apartment with the pretext to watch a movie or anything. Then pull the trick of making out with her and place her hand on your boner bhai.

Sincerely,
Tales from the dark slums of Jakarta

 

[Mike141]

"i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish." is absolute degeneratefuel

i’m a jokester you and @Clavicular should know i wasn’t serious

 

[zharupodrugu]

chad takes bitches straight to his home. No fancy restaurant for ur face

 

[Mike141]

With pregab? Bad idea.

nah not today, ill order prefab next week so it’ll take a while to arrive

 

[Mike141]

chad takes bitches straight to his home. No fancy restaurant for ur face

facts over, but i kissed her before so im not that much of a cuck

 

[zharupodrugu]

facts over, but i kissed her before so im not that much of a cuck

backseat dates are the best. Best cost to sex ratio

 

[Mike141]

Take the halo rectally so it absorbs faster

your mom takes my semen rectally so she can absorb all my nutrients

 

[Mike141]

backseat dates are the best. Best cost to sex ratio

ye ik it’s my second date so im not that experienced. i’m only used to getting girls at clubs then never talking to them again. i met her at a club, since she came with one of my friends and i kissed her there

 

[Mike141]

u gonna pay the check or nah?

yes i’m not broke

 

[FaceandBBC]

Show her your join date.

 

[Mike141]

Show her your join date.

she’ll prob be mirin and suck my cock right there right?

 

[sb23]

your mom takes my semen rectally so she can absorb all my nutrients

Walked right into that one

 

[Mike141]

Show her your join date.

if i was rep maxxed i would show her that too

 

[isis_Bleach]

yes i’m not broke

tf. cuck.

 

[Mike141]

Take your pills and stop dreaming

sorry bro i’m a Self-diagnosed Schizo

 

[N1666]

Slayer here

 

[longjohnmong]

don't be sober

 

[Mike141]

don't be sober

ye im drinking 5 vodka shots cause my tolerance is high af, since i’ve been drinking since 14

 

[Mike141]

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no doxxing allowed i’ll be contacting staff immediately!

 

[longjohnmong]

ye im drinking 5 vodka shots cause my tolerance is high af, since i’ve been drinking since 14

good plan. alcohol has never done me wrong on a date

 

[Mike141]

good plan. alcohol has never done me wrong on a date

fr i’ll post an update after

 

[lokmazclock]

i’ll be taking her to a fancy sushi restaurant so i’m expecting her to suck my dick in the bathroom after we finish. yall got any tips for first dates?

Ngl ur cooked if ur asking org

 

[LuckyBeast]

Lol take her to McDonald's and pipe her out in the car. How r u gonna drop a bag like that?

 

[Mike141]

Ngl ur cooked if ur asking org

yes bro i’m so cooked skibidy toilet only mewing in ohio u smell like shit faze clan meaty michael mewing in ohio gaming pc setup fortnite memes

 

[Mike141]

Lol take her to McDonald's and pipe her out in the car. How r u gonna drop a bag like that?

i’m not taking test yet so i’m not on that level. i’ll be in the near future tho!