I have discovered the reason why I’m a volcel; and the answer will probably shock you!

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I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
 
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Very shocking!
 
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Brootal, if they were to be resurrected, they’d probably feel sad that one of their descendants is an ugly Muslim dude. :FeelsWeakMan:
 
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I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
same, we’re related:feelshah:
 
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based
 
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future buddha in the making
 
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I am a volcel because nobody wants to have sex with me💯
 
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I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
So essentially “raw copium + raw honey = holy copium 💀” ?
 
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thats cool asf
 
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I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
Ancient Incels brah:ROFLMAO:
 
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What the phuck niga?
 
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I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
JBE
 
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So essentially “raw copium + raw honey = holy copium 💀” ?
No, more like being mentally strong enough that you don’t need to surround yourself with others in order to survive.
 
I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
just say you're ugly nigga
 
I wonder how they would feel about me listening to metalcore. :feelshah:
they would say atleast its not death metal or black metal or national socialist black metal
 
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I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
they wont care about that they only care about the content of your character
 
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Are you new? I’ve often said I’m an ugly volcel.
yes
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Yum high quality! Everyday must be torture for you
Which ones do you like in particular? Maybe I’ll visit them, record them and send them to you. Free noods for Mikey bhai. :D
 
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This sounds super funny on paper, "the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because my ancestors were buddhist monks"
 
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r u still trying to be a teacher? or did u give that up
I realized I’m not cut out for teaching after I went through that internship I did in early 2026 until mid 2026. I don’t have what it takes.
 
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This sounds super funny on paper, "the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because my ancestors were buddhist monks"
It kinda does, doesn’t it? But perhaps certain genetic traits are sent down throughout the generations. After all, we do inherit traits from our parents. :p
 
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I realized I’m not cut out for teaching after I went through that internship I did in early 2026 until mid 2026. I don’t have what it takes.
that sounds like ur being self depricating and low self esteem

if u dont wanna be a teacher then what do u wanna be
 
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What would you rate me?

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i saw from this thread when i searched genger
 
that sounds like ur being self depricating and low self esteem

if u dont wanna be a teacher then what do u wanna be
It has nothing to do with self-deprecation and/or a low self-esteem. I gave my lesson and nobody was paying attention, they were all talking to each other. A competent teacher has good classroom management skills and avoids this, or can redirect the attention to themselves. I was unable to do any of this.
 
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It has nothing to do with self-deprecation and/or a low self-esteem. I gave my lesson and nobody was paying attention, they were all talking to each other. A competent teacher has good classroom management skills and avoids this, or can redirect the attention to themselves. I was unable to do any of this.
oh well what r u thinking of doing now?
 
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i saw from this thread when i searched genger
Thanks for the rating!
 
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I descend from ancient Buddhists who lived in modern-day Pakistan thousands of years ago. The oldest Buddhist manuscripts were found there as well, in particular the so-called Rhinoceros sutra; a text that encourages monks to live like hermits and wander alone like a rhinoceros.
non abrahamic religions are so uselessly exotic
 
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