I have discovered the reason why I’m a volcel; and the answer will probably shock you!

[tansel]

i forgot to reply to you

 

[Dancin]

Thanks for the rating!

have you changed from last year? like did you get leaner or grow any hair?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

non abrahamic religions are so uselessly exotic

Uselessly exotic feels like a complinsult.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

i forgot to reply to you

What were we talkin’ about?

 

[terrapaki444523]

Brootal, if they were to be resurrected, they’d probably feel sad that one of their descendants is an ugly Muslim dude.

its ok i am probably an uglier muslim dude then you

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

have you changed from last year? like did you get leaner or grow any hair?

Hair? Leaner? If anything, I got fatter.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

its ok i am probably an uglier muslim dude then you

No way that’s possible bhaijan, but nice to meet a fellow pak BVLL. 6’4” is a great height, you’d be above average here in the Netherlands.

 

[tansel]

What were we talkin’ about?

your aversion to plastic surgery

how the story of gengar ends

will he die alone in a chad country

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

your aversion to plastic surgery

how the story of gengar ends

will he die alone in a chad country

Ahhhh, right. It remember now. Well, I shall await your reply.

 

[Dancin]

Hair? Leaner? If anything, I got fatter.

all you need is 1 year bro

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

all you need is 1 year bro

Two years in Dagestan and then I forget, right?

 

[Dancin]

Two years in Dagestan and then I forget, right?

ehhhh maybe

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

ehhhh maybe

Brootal. I won’t forget even after 30 years in Dagestan.

 

[terrapaki444523]

No way that’s possible bhaijan, but nice to meet a fellow pak BVLL. 6’4” is a great height, you’d be above average here in the Netherlands.

thank you bro maybe i should move to netherlands after i cut to mog , 6'4 214 cancels out the height im fat as fuck

 

[tansel]

Ahhhh, right. It remember now. Well, I shall await your reply.

well

u tell me

how does gengars story end

 

[Dancin]

Brootal. I won’t forget even after 30 years in Dagestan.

wait by volcel you mean you've never had sex before

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

thank you bro maybe i should move to netherlands after i cut to mog , 6'4 214 cancels out the height im fat as fuck

Yeah, you honestly should. Where do you live now? Btw, what’s your face rating? And I assume you’re Punjabi as well?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

well

u tell me

how does gengars story end

Worst case scenario: With a rope around my neck.

Best case scenario: Not sure.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

wait by volcel you mean you've never had sex before

Yes, I have never had sex before. But it also means I would decline if I was offered sex (I’ve been invited to a threesome before, got the same request a couple of times from the same friend ).

 

[tansel]

Worst case scenario: With a rope around my neck.

Best case scenario: Not sure.

but u are not suicidal right

 

[Dancin]

Yes, I have never had sex before. But it also means I would decline if I was offered sex (I’ve been invited to a threesome before, got the same request a couple of times from the same friend ).

bro you should try it once its cool as fuck

 

[terrapaki444523]

Yeah, you honestly should. Where do you live now? Btw, what’s your face rating? And I assume you’re Punjabi as well?

ive never gotten a rating i live in cali theres niggas 6'5+ walking around all the time shit is depressing i am punjabi theres a small bit of mexican from my grandmother on my dads side but i dont even say im mexican itd be like a 95% paki 5% mexican ratio so i dont bother

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

but u are not suicidal right

I’m not suicidal, no. By that I mean I wouldn’t make any attempts. I often do think I’m better off dead, though.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

bro you should try it once its cool as fuck

I honestly don’t want to. Definitely not a threesome.

 

[tansel]

I’m not suicidal, no. By that I mean I wouldn’t make any attempts. I often do think I’m better off dead, though.

well

ok haha

gengar i need to ask you a question

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

ive never gotten a rating i live in cali theres niggas 6'5+ walking around all the time shit is depressing i am punjabi theres a small bit of mexican from my grandmother on my dads side but i dont even say im mexican itd be like a 95% paki 5% mexican ratio so i dont bother

That’s pretty cool, that would actually mean you are 12.5% Mexican and 87.5% Punjabi. I say “Punjabi” because Pakistani is a nationality and you can’t be any percentage of it. But it makes sense to say a percentage of Punjabi since it’s an ethnicity. I guess you could say the same about Mexicans, it’s not really an ethnicity either, it’s a nationality as well.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

well

ok haha

gengar i need to ask you a question

Haha.

What’s the question?

 

[Dancin]

I honestly don’t want to. Definitely not a threesome.

more for me

 

[tansel]

Haha.

What’s the question?

can we follow each other

 

[RichardRich]

I did a voice test and I got in the average ranges of 75-85hz (I am totally not on roids)

 

[terrapaki444523]

That’s pretty cool, that would actually mean you are 12.5% Mexican and 87.5% Punjabi. I say “Punjabi” because Pakistani is a nationality and you can’t be any percentage of it. But it makes sense to say a percentage of Punjabi since it’s an ethnicity. I guess you could say the same about Mexicans, it’s not really an ethnicity either, it’s a nationality as well.

yes thanks for the correction bro maybe i will post for a rating soon kind of nervous because i genuinely feel i am ugly unlike compliment chasers in the rating section

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

yes thanks for the correction bro maybe i will post for a rating soon kind of nervous because i genuinely feel i am ugly unlike compliment chasers in the rating section

Don’t post your face publicly, you can send it to me though. You can’t trust these bhenchods. They’re gonna underrate you on purpose because you’re not white and so I don’t think you should take their answers seriously because they’re biased. I’ll give you an objective rating. And no problem bhaijan. Can people irl tell you have some Mexican ancestry?

 

[terrapaki444523]

i think some people can and some people cant im for sure more obviously punjabi then mexican and i feel its obvious but it could be self bias. I will send for a rating soon your smart i feel the rating section is full of trolls

Don’t post your face publicly, you can send it to me though. You can’t trust these bhenchods. They’re gonna underrate you on purpose because you’re not white and so I don’t think you should take their answers seriously because they’re biased. I’ll give you an objective rating. And no problem bhaijan. Can people irl tell you have some Mexican ancestry?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

i think some people can and some people cant im for sure more obviously punjabi then mexican and i feel its obvious but it could be self bias. I will send for a rating soon your smart i feel the rating section is full of trolls

Like I said, don’t post your picture publicly to ask for a rating, you will get a bunch of bullshit answers since you’re clearly not white. And sure, send it to me when you can. I might be able to see the Latinoness in you, perhaps. Cool mix nonetheless. Apparently Mexican Punjabis were a real thing back in the 20th century due to the race laws in your country.