i have to lose 30lbs in a month

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(realistically more like 15lb)

1300 cals, 60 mins of cardio daily + weightlifting to maintain muscle mass

will update on july10th
 
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lol good luck
 
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ive lost 35 so far in 1.5 eating 500-1000 cals a day
 
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@chadbeingmade @Jonasㅤㅤ⠀
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ur body gonna be using muscle as fuel since youre starving, no amount of protein is gonna help
 
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Poor OP will never understand the solution. :feelshmm: @chadbeingmade
im well aware i could just take a drug instead of torturing myself with cardio and a deep deficit but i cba bud
 
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im well aware i could just take a drug instead of torturing myself with cardio and a deep deficit but i cba bud
That sentence quite literally makes no sense.
>instead of torturing myself
>I cant be asked

You can be asked to torture yourself, but can't be asked to melt away fat while doing nothing? I'm confused.

@Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ @imontheloose
 
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because im fucking poor, my dad wont let me use his credit card anymore so im getting a job and saving up for trt
Pat. Long time no see, son.
 
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U gained that much?
 
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That sentence quite literally makes no sense.
>instead of torturing myself
>I cant be asked

You can be asked to torture yourself, but can't be asked to melt away fat while doing nothing? I'm confused.

@Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ @imontheloose
i cant be arsed is what it means

meaning i cant be bothered to order it...?
 
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That sentence quite literally makes no sense.
>instead of torturing myself
>I cant be asked

You can be asked to torture yourself, but can't be asked to melt away fat while doing nothing? I'm confused.

@Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ @imontheloose
Pat. Long time no see, son.
Obvious logical fallacy, OP will grow out of that phase some day.

But I guess just trying it with a simple calorie deficit :)feelskek:) is a good intro to leanmaxxing.
1300 cals
I've been eating 500kcals for the last days, son. 1300kcals, are you trying to bulk?
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meaning i cant be bothered to order it...?
> I have to lose 30lbs in a month
> Eats less than kunta kinte instead of using a GLP-1 agonist

C'mon, son. I'll start cheering you on to order.
 
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Obvious logical fallacy, OP will grow out of that phase some day.

But I guess just trying it with a simple calorie deficit :)feelskek:) is a good intro to leanmaxxing.

I've been eating 500kcals for the last days, son. 1300kcals, are you trying to bulk?
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> I have to lose 30lbs in a month
> Eats less than kunta kinte instead of using a GLP-1 agonist

C'mon, son. I'll start cheering you on to order.
no offense intended but why cant you just accept that i dont wanna take anything to lose weight? why do the 3 of you have to softly ride my tender cock about this matter? jesus boys just get it together
 
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why do the 3 of you have to softly ride my tender cock about this matter? jesus boys just get it together
I have a thing for you ripe JBs. Wanna test if you like prey play, son?
 
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how much money do u wanna bet id dick u down irl son?
@heightmaxxing got tied up in an Oxford semi with a bruised bum bum for days just for being too ripe.
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no offense intended but why cant you just accept that i dont wanna take anything to lose weight? why do the 3 of you have to softly ride my tender cock about this matter? jesus boys just get it together
It is so over if you aren't on 800mg DNP + 75mcg T3 + 5mg sema + 7.5mg Reta + 250mcg cagrilintide + 120mcg Clen + 600MG BAM15 + 80mg Tren to offset muscle wastage + water fasting.

@Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ @imontheloose
 
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no offense intended but why cant you just accept that i dont wanna take anything to lose weight? why do the 3 of you have to softly ride my tender cock about this matter? jesus boys just get it together
Nah it's calm. We three @chadbeingmade @imontheloose are just being financed by big pharma.

If you don't want to inject yourself with chinese rat piss that is totally okay, son.
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It is so over if you aren't on 800mg DNP + 75mcg T3 + 5mg sema + 7.5mg Reta + 250mcg cagrilintide + 120mcg Clen + 600MG BAM15 + 80mg Tren to offset muscle wastage + water fasting.

@Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ @imontheloose
Feeling conservative today?
 
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Nah it's calm. We three @chadbeingmade @imontheloose are just being financed by big pharma.

If you don't want to inject yourself with chinese rat piss that is totally okay, son.
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When I manufacture my own meds, you're all going to be my little naughty shabbos goyim promoting Liberian camel fat.
 
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800mg DNP + 75mcg T3 + 5mg sema
I would never touch that poison in your shoes, son.

DNP causes oxidative stress, T3 shuts down your endogenous production and Semaglutide grows your dick.
When I manufacture my own meds, you're all going to be my little naughty shabbos goyim promoting Liberian camel fat.
Don't forget the softgels for the dutasteride.

Throw some finasteride in there because the dut could be fake, obviously.
 
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no offense intended but why cant you just accept that i dont wanna take anything to lose weight? why do the 3 of you have to softly ride my tender cock about this matter? jesus boys just get it together
They are either the same person or some mumbai triplets.
 
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They are either the same person or some mumbai triplets.
Yes my two alts are @Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ and @imontheloose . This is common knowledge.
I use org simultaneously with all 3 accounts.
 
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They are either the same person or some mumbai triplets.
theyre all from some chinese steroid manufacturer i forgot the name, they use chatgpt to communicate like native englishs peakers

pretty interesting tbh i forgot who told me
 
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theyre all from some chinese steroid manufacturer i forgot the name, they use chatgpt to communicate like native englishs peakers

pretty interesting tbh i forgot who told me
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theyre all from some chinese steroid manufacturer i forgot the name, they use chatgpt to communicate like native englishs peakers

pretty interesting tbh i forgot who told me
They react me at the same time always :ogre:
Yes my two alts are @Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ and @imontheloose . This is common knowledge.
I use org simultaneously with all 3 accounts.
Funny because I didn't know before. Keep it up. You and your alts are good quality considering you are a 2023cel.
 
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They react me at the same time always :ogre:

Funny because I didn't know before. Keep it up. You and your alts are good quality considering you are a 2023cel.
im 100% serious, they're based out of chonqqing or chengdu iirc, pretty sure they source it from some random chinese pharmaceutical company. only company advertising on .org, mirin their marketing skills tbhhh
 
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ARE U obese nigger?

i dont think ive ever fluctated more than 10 lbs in my life !
 
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im 100% serious, they're based out of chonqqing or chengdu iirc, pretty sure they source it from some random chinese pharmaceutical company. only company advertising on .org, mirin their marketing skills tbhhh
外邦人知道了,把它拿下来!
@chadbeingmade @Jonasㅤㅤ⠀
 
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im 100% serious, they're based out of chonqqing or chengdu iirc, pretty sure they source it from some random chinese pharmaceutical company. only company advertising on .org, mirin their marketing skills tbhhh
Well thanks for telling me this.
 
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Well thanks for telling me this.
i made that shit up idk who those niggas are fr except @imontheloose is a racist nazi
 
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(realistically more like 15lb)

1300 cals, 60 mins of cardio daily + weightlifting to maintain muscle mass

will update on july10th
Cardio is too much effort for low return, the calories you burn off, you will just want to eat more to compensate for the energy burned. Just eat clean, lift weights, and walk if you want
 
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