I have..

[tony soprano]

Negative canthal tilt
Brown eyes
Dark hair
uneven eyebrows
uneven brow ridge
big nose
broken nose
deviated septum
uneven lips
thin upper lip but big nigger lip bottom
scleral show
facial asymmetry
jaw asymmetry
dark undereye area from lack of orbital structure
recessed orbitals
crowded teeth
fucked up palate
underbite
mouth breather
wide hips (so much so that the bones LITERALLY SHOW)
possibly balding
big ears
nasally voice
british accent
monotone voice
1800 mmr in dota 2
platinum in league after 800 hours
only ever got DMG in csgo after 700 hours
rejected by nerds in WoW
havent left house in months
NEET
94 iq
sneeze 12 times in a row gang (due to devaited septum + allergies)
sleep apnea (feeling tired all day gang)
greasy hair
havent left house for months but the doctor tells me meditation will fix it (LOL)
swallowing problems due to infantile brain damage
20th percentile eye hand coordination
told i was so ugly that they burst out laughing

 

[Deleted member 1182]

yeah thats good an all but what is your dick size? dont dare claim yourself truecel if you are not below 4 inches

 

[tony soprano]

Unironically sneezed 12 times whilst typing this out... and AGAIN

yeah thats good an all but what is your dick size? dont dare claim yourself truecel if you are not below 4 inches

idk like 5 inches not that it matters when romanian immigrants and pakis who are given free healthcare and residency laugh at you for being an ugly white disappointment
but my dick is circumcised cause how the fuck could i expect to have a working bodily function? had phimosis and got circumcised at 15, then i felt like passing out for like a month and missed so much school i was so behind i just ldar'd since all of my friends MOVED THE FUCK ON and realised how much i bought their social status down just by being seen with them, so it was ogre from there boyo, but dont worry its just my fucking putrid toxic personality bros!

 

[Insomniac]

british accent

that’s a good thing bro, especially if it’s one of those “posh” sounding accents tbh

 

[Glock Tower]

Trucel gang

 

[Deleted member 1182]

idk like 5 inches not that it matters when romanian immigrants and pakis who are given free healthcare and residency laugh at you for being an ugly white disappointment
but my dick is circumcised cause how the fuck could i expect to have a working bodily function? had phimosis and got circumcised at 15, then i felt like passing out for like a month and missed so much school i was so behind i just ldar'd since all of my friends MOVED THE FUCK ON and realised how much i bought their social status down just by being seen with them, so it was ogre from there boyo, but dont worry its just my fucking putrid toxic personality bros!

you are close enough welcome to the truecel club brothER

 

[Warlockcel]

You should try other IQ tests too

 

[SikKunt]

5 inches

smoll

 

[Warlockcel]

I've first played league in season 4 and have taken many breaks from it, haven't played season 5-6

Got first blooded by a silver 3 perfectly passive playing teemo as jax

 

[tony soprano]

theres no hope for underbitecel shitkids

 

[Warlockcel]

How would you look with blonde hair and blue eyes?

 

[Thushespokeofit]

Negative canthal tilt
Brown eyes
Dark hair
uneven eyebrows
uneven brow ridge
big nose
broken nose
deviated septum
uneven lips
thin upper lip but big nigger lip bottom
scleral show
facial asymmetry
jaw asymmetry
dark undereye area from lack of orbital structure
recessed orbitals
crowded teeth
fucked up palate
underbite
mouth breather
wide hips (so much so that the bones LITERALLY SHOW)
possibly balding
big ears
nasally voice
british accent
monotone voice
1800 mmr in dota 2
platinum in league after 800 hours
only ever got DMG in csgo after 700 hours
rejected by nerds in WoW
havent left house in months
NEET
94 iq
sneeze 12 times in a row gang (due to devaited septum + allergies)
sleep apnea (feeling tired all day gang)
greasy hair
havent left house for months but the doctor tells me meditation will fix it (LOL)
swallowing problems due to infantile brain damage
20th percentile eye hand coordination
told i was so ugly that they burst out laughing

Lots of these stuff arent flaws and most others are just the same problem repeated(such as poor facial growth), I'm sure you're not that bad, looksmax and save for surgery

 

[SikKunt]

Post pic for rating

 

[rockndogs]

a single word lmao

 

[SikKunt]

a single word lmao

wat

 

[Warlockcel]

didn't read the slightest part of a pixel of a letter before replying

 

[TBOLT]

theres no hope for underbitecel shitkids

"just saw that underbite kid run out of school, keep up the bullying ladies, great work"