I just let a fat milf buy me dinner and suck me off

[Deleted member 19642]

See title

Was bored af and met her on tinder. We went out to a bar and I told her I didn’t have any money. So she bought me 3 beers and chicken tenders. Were tasty tendies ngl.

Then I was kinda drunk at that point and she invited me back to her house for more drinks. I obliged and followed her back home.

We stared making out so went to her bedroom I told her I didn’t want to have sex and she said she’s do whatever I wanted so told her to start sucking my dick.

But I don’t like blowjobs that much so I told her to go get some lube and jerk me off. She did a pro job ngl.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

pics or gtfo

 

[Blackgymmax]

>fat
>milf
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Blackgymmax]

pics or gtfo

NO I BELIEVE HIM

 

[Deleted member 19642]

Pics @Blackgymmax

 

[Moggie]

Turned down sex for a hand job

 

[Moggie]

Seeing the pic I now understand why.

 

[Deleted member 19642]

Turned down sex for a hand job

Why would I have sex when I can just let her Jack me off till I cum

Same outcome but less work on my part

 

[Blackgymmax]

Pics @Blackgymmax
View attachment 1783179

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Deleted member 19642]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is it really that bad bro? Did I fuck up?

I’m honestly just really lonely.

 

[Deleted member 19642]

Seeing the pic I now understand why.

Ok she’s really not that bad… cmon

 

[Blackgymmax]

Is it really that bad bro? Did I fuck up?

I’m honestly just really lonely.

im a black guy and this is really bad even for my standards

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

copypasta

 

[Moggie]

Ok she’s really not that bad… cmon

I suppose, you should probs take the pic down though.

She paid for your food and drinks and offered sex maybe I should fat cougar max?

 

[Deleted member 19642]

im a black guy and this is really bad even for my standards

What is that supposed to mean? Being Black is an insane halo in 2022.

 

[Moggie]

 

[Deleted member 19642]

I suppose, you should probs take the pic down though.

She paid for your food and drinks and offered sex maybe I should fat cougar max?

Depends. I’m tall and cute looking. Probs harder if you’re average.

 

[Moggie]

What is that supposed to mean? Being Black is an insane halo in 2022.

Stereotype that black guys fuck fat white blonde women

 

[Blackgymmax]

What is that supposed to mean? Being Black is an insane halo in 2022.

black dudes have incredibly low standards

 

[Deleted member 19642]

black dudes have incredibly low standards

Depends. Uneducated / low class black dudes do.

The blacks I see at my college are all usually popular and have good fashion and status maxed and all date Beckies only.

 

[Deleted member 19642]

copypasta

If it’s a copypasta it’s cause I posted this same shit on 4chan last year when the same exact scenario happened to me last year

 

[Moggie]

If it’s a copypasta it’s cause I posted this same shit on 4chan last year when the same exact scenario happened to me last year

Could cold/warm approaching work or is it tinder only?

 

[Deleted member 19642]

Could cold/warm approaching work or is it tinder only?

Try Facebook dating apparently more single milfs on there.

Also yes cold approaching at a grocery store is honestly a great way to meet women like this. The milf I met said no guy has ever approached her before.

Of course this takes some balls and you’ll have to be able to deal with rejection which you’ll certainly face. However I bet it has an extremely high success ratio. If you approach 10 milfs at wal mart I bet you’ll be able to slay at least 1 of them.

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

Tale

 

[Blackgymmax]

Try Facebook dating apparently more single milfs on there.

Also yes cold approaching at a grocery store is honestly a great way to meet women like this. The milf I met said no guy has ever approached her before.

Of course this takes some balls and you’ll have to be able to deal with rejection which you’ll certainly face. However I bet it has an extremely high success ratio. If you approach 10 milfs at wal mart I bet you’ll be able to slay at least 1 of them.

yeah if youre above average and approach 10 obese ugly women, youll slay one. you really think thats even a good thing?

 

[Deleted member 19642]

yeah if youre above average and approach 10 obese ugly women, youll slay one. you really think thats even a good thing?

Depends what you want. If it’s totally no strings attached then I don’t see why it’s that bad. And nobody finds out.

I was actually leaving that girls house after our date and she basically told me she would suck my dick and we didn’t even have to talk again.

I thought about it for a second and figured what the hell.

 

[Deleted member 20148]

See title

Was bored af and met her on tinder. We went out to a bar and I told her I didn’t have any money. So she bought me 3 beers and chicken tenders. Were tasty tendies ngl.

Then I was kinda drunk at that point and she invited me back to her house for more drinks. I obliged and followed her back home.

We stared making out so went to her bedroom I told her I didn’t want to have sex and she said she’s do whatever I wanted so told her to start sucking my dick.

But I don’t like blowjobs that much so I told her to go get some lube and jerk me off. She did a pro job ngl.

Tales from Mumbai tbh @Octillionaire

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

yeah if youre above average and approach 10 obese ugly women, youll slay one. you really think thats even a good thing?

Since women dominate the world today they have infinite smv.

 

[isis_Bleach]

Turned down sex for a hand job

When shes ugly it’s like that

 

[Deleted member 19642]

When shes ugly it’s like that

She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, then I kick her out the door

@AlexBrown84

 

[zharupodrugu]

Pics @Blackgymmax

send pic again cant see it

 

[2d v2]

See title

Was bored af and met her on tinder. We went out to a bar and I told her I didn’t have any money. So she bought me 3 beers and chicken tenders. Were tasty tendies ngl.

Then I was kinda drunk at that point and she invited me back to her house for more drinks. I obliged and followed her back home.

We stared making out so went to her bedroom I told her I didn’t want to have sex and she said she’s do whatever I wanted so told her to start sucking my dick.

But I don’t like blowjobs that much so I told her to go get some lube and jerk me off. She did a pro job ngl.

wtf

 

[Deleted member 15669]

thank you for the looksmaxxing advice

 

[Moggie]

Try Facebook dating apparently more single milfs on there.

Also yes cold approaching at a grocery store is honestly a great way to meet women like this. The milf I met said no guy has ever approached her before.

Of course this takes some balls and you’ll have to be able to deal with rejection which you’ll certainly face. However I bet it has an extremely high success ratio. If you approach 10 milfs at wal mart I bet you’ll be able to slay at least 1 of them.

Someone made a post about facebook dating being full of femcels, I don't use facebook so think i'll pass.

 

[Deleted member 19642]

Someone made a post about facebook dating being full of femcels, I don't use facebook so think i'll pass.

It was me jfl

 

[Moggie]

It was me jfl

The women in that post were definitely worse than the milf you posted the photo of.

 

[Deleted member 19642]

The women in that post were definitely worse than the milf you posted the photo of.

Yeah those are just the worst of the worst jfl

Never even seen girls that subhuman even on tinder before never even in real life

You are right though they must be bonafide real life femcels that never leave their parents basement jfl

 

[Moggie]

Yeah those are just the worst of the worst jfl

Never even seen girls that subhuman even on tinder before never even in real life

You are right though they must be bonafide real life femcels that never leave their parents basement jfl

I'll try escalating at uni this sem avoid the time wasting from flaking, if it goes nowhere I'll just pick up a cougar fwb at that stage.

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

that's a fatass cat

 

[Sondern]

See title

Was bored af and met her on tinder. We went out to a bar and I told her I didn’t have any money. So she bought me 3 beers and chicken tenders. Were tasty tendies ngl.

Then I was kinda drunk at that point and she invited me back to her house for more drinks. I obliged and followed her back home.

We stared making out so went to her bedroom I told her I didn’t want to have sex and she said she’s do whatever I wanted so told her to start sucking my dick.

But I don’t like blowjobs that much so I told her to go get some lube and jerk me off. She did a pro job ngl.

noooo way this is true

 

[Deleted member 19642]

noooo way this is true

What is hard to believe?

She got he liqoured up and I said let’s go back to her place. We got there and I was being super nervious and awkward.

She’s like wtf is your problem and I said sorry I have autism also I’m nervous because I don’t know if I really want to hookup.

She said it just had to be for tonight, and she would do whatever I wanted so I figured okay give me a blowjob and then finish me off with a handjob and she did. But handjob was a little rough so I told her to go get some lube which felt amazing.

 

[Erik-Jón]

What she look like lmao pm

 

[Erik-Jón]

Milf really doesn’t look that bad tbh she definitely could have been htb prime

 

[Brazitard]

Turned down sex for a hand job

Handjobs are better than sex IMO, since my puberty started I've masturbated so much that I lost sensibility in my glans and can only come through handjobs now, not even blowjobs... it sucks, I know!

 

[disillusioned]

But I don’t like blowjobs that much so I told her to go get some lube and jerk me off.

This is when I knew your story was a shitty bullshit larp. But tbh the part where she bought you 3 beers and a meal was an even bigger giveaway. No foid would do this unless you're chad. Which you aren't, or else your faggoty ass wouldn't be here.

 

[disillusioned]

Handjobs are better than sex IMO, since my puberty started I've masturbated so much that I lost sensibility in my glans and can only come through handjobs now, not even blowjobs... it sucks, I know!

This is just a yet another example of how the Jews destroyed the world with their degenerate propaganda. The masturbation pill is fucking brutal.

 

[Brazitard]

This is just a yet another example of how the Jews destroyed the world with their degenerate propaganda. The masturbation pill is fucking brutal.

Yeah the Jews are to blame as always, but if my mother didn't gift me with a Playboy Magazine when I was a child, I maybe would follow some different path, who knows...

A year later I started getting heavy porn magazines from a guy of a journal store, he would give it to me for free, when my mother found my collection she was so mad I needed to spend all day in the roof of the neighbor's house in the rain, crying... Women and their self-assembles, lol

 

[Brazitard]

Yeah the Jews are to blame as always, but if my mother didn't gift me with a Playboy Magazine when I was a child, I maybe would follow some different path, who knows...

A year later I started getting heavy porn magazines from a guy of a journal store, he would give it to me for free, when my mother found my collection she was so mad I needed to spend all day in the roof of the neighbor's house in the rain, crying... Women and their self-assembles, lol

Self-awareness*, SORRY

 

[disillusioned]

Yeah the Jews are to blame as always, but if my mother didn't gift me with a Playboy Magazine when I was a child, I maybe would follow some different path, who knows...

A year later I started getting heavy porn magazines from a guy of a journal store, he would give it to me for free, when my mother found my collection she was so mad I needed to spend all day in the roof of the neighbor's house in the rain, crying... Women and their self-assembles, lol

How old were you when this happened and what year was it? Imagine still using magazines for porn just lol.

 

[Magical Apple]

See title

Was bored af and met her on tinder. We went out to a bar and I told her I didn’t have any money. So she bought me 3 beers and chicken tenders. Were tasty tendies ngl.

Then I was kinda drunk at that point and she invited me back to her house for more drinks. I obliged and followed her back home.

We stared making out so went to her bedroom I told her I didn’t want to have sex and she said she’s do whatever I wanted so told her to start sucking my dick.

But I don’t like blowjobs that much so I told her to go get some lube and jerk me off. She did a pro job ngl.

you should have came in her mouth.