I just let a fat milf buy me dinner and suck me off

[Deleted member 19642]

This is when I knew your story was a shitty bullshit larp. But tbh the part where she bought you 3 beers and a meal was an even bigger giveaway. No foid would do this unless you're chad. Which you aren't, or else your faggoty ass wouldn't be here.

1) I am actually gl
2) how would you even know if you never go on dates?

 

[disillusioned]

1) I am actually gl
2) how would you even know if you never go on dates?

Women just need men for money. Even chad probably doesn't get much (if any) free shit from foids. Why would she give any?

Tbh you said the foid was ugly. An ugly foid might be desperate to please chad, but otherwise I can't think of any plausible reason they'd do this.

 

[Deleted member 19994]

See title

Was bored af and met her on tinder. We went out to a bar and I told her I didn’t have any money. So she bought me 3 beers and chicken tenders. Were tasty tendies ngl.

Then I was kinda drunk at that point and she invited me back to her house for more drinks. I obliged and followed her back home.

We stared making out so went to her bedroom I told her I didn’t want to have sex and she said she’s do whatever I wanted so told her to start sucking my dick.

But I don’t like blowjobs that much so I told her to go get some lube and jerk me off. She did a pro job ngl.

tbh, I'd like to get laid with a mature fat woman. I'm 22, so idk if they're chadlite only

 

[Brazitard]

How old were you when this happened and what year was it? Imagine still using magazines for porn just lol.

I was around 10yo, almost 15 years ago lol

 

[disillusioned]

I was around 10yo, almost 15 years ago lol

That's still 2007. Even back then internet porn was mainstream and magazines were on the way out. Getting porn from physical media is a leftover from the 1990s.

 

[Hades]

what does she look like?

 

[cvzvvc]

Knew from the moment I saw this title the thread would be good

 

[Deleted member 19642]

what does she look like?

I showed @Erik-Jón cause I trusted him

Not terrible maybe like high tier Becky in prime but descended since then

 

[Brazitard]

That's still 2007. Even back then internet porn was mainstream and magazines were on the way out. Getting porn from physical media is a leftover from the 1990s.

I live in Brazil (3rd world shithole) and we are trapped in the 90s, people didn't have smartphones here until 2015.