I made my own carotenoidmaxxed vegetable smoothie with 4 tomatos 1 carrot 1 celery stick and some kale

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and goddamn how disgusting it was
took me 20 minutes to get it down
I see why they added sodium and weird spices to V8 now

Gonna try again tomorrow but blend it with apple juice and use 3 tomatoes instead of 4
 
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Dont juice kale it has goitrogens and oxalate in it. Especially bad raw, plus its literally worthless nutritionally.
I would also peel and deseed the tomatoes if you REALLY want to eat them for some reason.
Otherwise just do carrots or carrots + celery.
That said fuck carotenoids just eat liver for that R E T I N O L B A B Y
 
Dont juice kale it has goitrogens and oxalate in it. Especially bad raw, plus its literally worthless nutritionally.
I would also peel and deseed the tomatoes if you REALLY want to eat them for some reason.
Otherwise just do carrots or carrots + celery.
That said fuck carotenoids just eat liver for that R E T I N O L B A B Y
I'm getting round to accepting the liver pill but its kinda gross.

I realized where I fucked up anyway, I needed to used
tomato concentrate, not whole tomatoes (will still put in one tomato for good measure).
 
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