supergoat972
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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process 
She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that.
The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend."
This is her, roughly
She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that.
The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend."
This is her, roughly
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