I rejected another landwhale at the office

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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

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Your company must hate food related events
 
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Correction ,,I got rejected by another Landwhale at the office‘‘
 
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Damn ChatGPT can make so many variations of this office landwhale story, craaaaazy
 
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was she fat
 
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Damn ChatGPT can make so many variations of this office landwhale story, craaaaazy
CUCKgpt would never say anything like this. Trust me
 
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Why do you attract so many fat bitchs bro😭😭
 
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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

1783388094136
Over that she thinks she has a chance with you though tbh
 
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should we kill all land whales
 
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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

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chad activities
 
chad activities
Im a HTN, not Chad.

I mean I work with some of the fattest/ugliest ppl on planet earth. I mean its not a brag to say they are interested in you. None of their boyfriends are Chads. They are pretty much all other fat men.
 
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Why do you attract so many fat bitchs bro😭😭
Over that she thinks she has a chance with you though tbh


Im a HTN

I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth. Naturally, some will try to get with me
 
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Fucking animals, if you put out food like they're treats for dogs/cats they'd hear the sound and sworm around the food like the fat pigs they are
 
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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

1783388094136
Haha frick the foids and fatties

Shes a double wammy
 
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he’s like a mexican:lul:
Im a HTN

I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth. Naturally, some will try to get with me
 

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