I rejected another landwhale at the office

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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

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Your company must hate food related events
 
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Correction ,,I got rejected by another Landwhale at the office‘‘
 
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Damn ChatGPT can make so many variations of this office landwhale story, craaaaazy
 
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was she fat
 
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Damn ChatGPT can make so many variations of this office landwhale story, craaaaazy
CUCKgpt would never say anything like this. Trust me
 
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Why do you attract so many fat bitchs bro😭😭
 
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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

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Over that she thinks she has a chance with you though tbh
 
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should we kill all land whales
 
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There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

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chad activities
 
chad activities
Im a HTN, not Chad.

I mean I work with some of the fattest/ugliest ppl on planet earth. I mean its not a brag to say they are interested in you. None of their boyfriends are Chads. They are pretty much all other fat men.
 
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Why do you attract so many fat bitchs bro😭😭
Over that she thinks she has a chance with you though tbh


Im a HTN

I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth. Naturally, some will try to get with me
 
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Fucking animals, if you put out food like they're treats for dogs/cats they'd hear the sound and sworm around the food like the fat pigs they are
 
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Fucking animals, if you put out food like they're treats for dogs/cats they'd hear the sound and sworm around the food like the fat pigs they are
Good one :ROFLMAO:
 
There is a 40 something year old obese lady who clearly has a crush on me. Her husband is some morbidly obese guy and they are going through the divorce process :ROFLMAO:

She asked me: So Johnny, how was your long weekend.
Me: Great. My "girlfriend" and I went for a hiking trip together and watched the fireworks after that. :lul:

The funny part is that the landwhale kept talking to me and pretended to not care that I secretly rejected her by bringing up my "girlfriend." :LOL:

This is her, roughly

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Haha frick the foids and fatties

Shes a double wammy
 
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he’s like a mexican:lul:
Im a HTN

I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth. Naturally, some will try to get with me
 
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Im a HTN

I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth. Naturally, some will try to get with me
bros living in wall e
 
Damn ChatGPT can make so many variations of this office landwhale story, craaaaazy
Dude we are ona fucking LOOKSMAXXING forums. Why the fuck do you keep getting triggered when I make fun of fatties?

Retard. Fuck off to reddit.
 
dude you are HTN and rich. you can just display your looks and wealth on tinder
and slay some slutty HTB's.
 
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i swear all fat bitches js think they can do wtv
 
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i swear all fat bitches js think they can do wtv
Every single fatty at my office is either single or with another overweight or obese man. Besides this one mordibly obese latina lesbo and her morbidly obese lesbo girlfriend and this one morbidly obese, latina dawrf w/ some skinny short blk.


They probably think that they are shit because of Tinder matches. I honestly believe that a landwhale lardass gets 1,000 matches per hour on those low class dating apps because most men are swiping right on everyone or just want cyber sex. Most importantly 80%+ of men on these dating apps are low quality(fat men, low income men ) or bots
 
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is dating easy for you since you are white, htn and rich?
do you get chad treatment?
Last time ive had a girlfriend was a few years ago. But back in college and esp. high school I did get the Chad treatment.

I'm trying to meet someone in real life if possible. That way you save the embarrassment and awkwardness of meeting from an online dating account and having to tell people you met online when they ask where you met. lol :ROFLMAO:
 
Last time ive had a girlfriend was a few years ago. But back in college and esp. high school I did get the Chad treatment.

I'm trying to meet someone in real life if possible. That way you save the embarrassment and awkwardness of meeting from an online dating account and having to tell people you met online when they ask where you met. lol :ROFLMAO:
i wonder how the hell you ended up here then.
i would have slayed and never found psl.
 
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i wonder how the hell you ended up here then.
i would have slayed and never found psl.
Well because after college it got harder to meet foids in person. My office is full of obese pigs.
 

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