I smashed a very hot girl from insta last night with an insane following ratio

[WishIwasChico]

Basically I got a random Facebook from this girl and accepted and DM’d her bored:

Anyways, she follows me back even tho she has an insane legit ratio:

so I add her on insta and start dming her. I basically just say ‘where you from?’ And then cut to the chase and say ‘wyd tonight?’

‘She says nothing, Wbu?’ So I just reply ‘you?’


She puts ‘abahahahaha is it?’ So I rage and delete the chat but then say fuck it and just act dark triad.

Anyways we exchange like 8 messages and then agree to meet for a drive and basically fuck.

So I get there and she’s not but very shy. Like she’s like sitting really nervous and not making much eye contact jfl. We drive around a bit then it’s still like light out so it’s pretty crazy jfl.

We basically go down this narrow country road that’s off the main country road and start fucking but there’s just fields and a small hedge blocking us from others.

Anyways she starts riding me in my car and then I say ‘get out I’ll fuck you in doggy’ so she gets out and I have her over my bonnet jfl fucking her and on the opposite side there’s cars going past on the main road so I had to duck each time they went past lmao.

Was an ok slay

This is a pic of her:

Dm me if you want to see her face tho.

 

[WishIwasChico]

Dm for pics of her

 

[fukmylyf]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

 

[WishIwasChico]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

Ahahahahahah

 

[fxckz]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

 

[LevantinePsycho]

Tales

 

[fxckz]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

funniest shit I read all week

 

[WishIwasChico]

Tales

Bro how is it tales?? Fuck this dogshit site I posted the only Facebook and insta chat wtf more you want?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Any comments on ur dick size

 

[WishIwasChico]

Any comments on ur dick size

No

 

[jué]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

I hope you don't find my similar thread, jfl

 

[shizuku11111]

are u whtie

 

[Amnesia]

OP pm me pics of your face

 

[WishIwasChico]

Insane I fuck a hot girl with insane following ratio and no on e gives a shit or reps it lmao.

@TechnoBoss brutal

 

[WishIwasChico]

OP pm me pics of your face

Ye for sure bro you mog me hard and you’re a great user

 

[UrGirlsMcm]

10 minutes so far 1 react

Do you not have friends you can brag about this to instead?

 

[Paul7]

tales

 

[WishIwasChico]

10 minutes so far 1 react

Do you not have friends you can brag about this to instead?

Idk it’s just sad tbh, clavicular bangs an ltb from a club and gets hundreds of reacts. I slay a hot girl and fu k basically in daylight against my fucking bonnet and get 1 like it’s so funny

 

[TechnoBoss]

Brutal. What is your follower count bro? You have low followers? I have sub 200.

Good slay but god damn it makes me realize this shit is easier than Tinder.

 

[Willmogulater]

Pm ur face u high inhib pussy

 

[WishIwasChico]

Brutal. What is your follower count bro? You have low followers? I have sub 200.

Good play but god damn it makes me realize this shit is easier than Tinder.

140 to 80 bro, she told me in the car she found it extremely weird how I had no followers and if she didn’t have me on Facebook (where I’ve had it since 2010 and a lot of friends) then she said she would think I was fake as it wouldn’t be possible for me to have basically so little followers jfl’

 

[TechnoBoss]

140 to 80 bro, she told me in the car she found it extremely weird how I had no followers and if she didn’t have me on Facebook (where I’ve had it since 2010 and a lot of friends) then she said she would think I was fake as it wouldn’t be possible for me to have basically so little followers jfl’

That's what I was thinking. I slid into one girls DM but I have legit no pictures of myself on instagram anymore. I'm just relying on IRL to get me laid. I've been more successful lately off of the apps then I have been on the apps. Got one slay from OLD like a week back but she lost like an entire 1 SMV from her pictures. So she was HTB on the apps (amazing frauding tbh could've been a .org user at this point) and then she arrives and she looks was more like MTB in real life.

Anyway she looks sexy nice job.

 

[alurmo]

Always tales man
Never no proof or nothing
U could easily recreate this with apps and shit

 

[WishIwasChico]

Always tales man
Never no proof or nothing
U could easily recreate this with apps and shit

Fuck you bro it’s not tales

 

[alurmo]

Fuck you bro it’s not tales

No believable pics=tales from masters underbelly

 

[Pollorex]

OP pm me pics of your face

What is his rating?? @Amnesia

 

[bananasslayer]

what race are you?

 

[Tyler x Durden]

what race are you?

Indian

 

[WishIwasChico]

what race are you?

White

 

[descension]

What is his rating?? @Amnesia

 

[descension]

It should be a crime to brag this much and not share your face

 

[bananasslayer]

White

why do people reply to you with the pic of the weird looking hapa

 

[WishIwasChico]

why do people reply to you with the pic of the weird looking hapa

They think that’s me

 

[bananasslayer]

They think that’s me

damn i thought you were fellow wasian

 

[WishIwasChico]

@atlantean @TechnoBoss

 

[WishIwasChico]

@lebronjames23

 

[infini]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

Read it in Andrew Tates voice.

Nice girls. I’m still waiting on his supposed sextape he was going to publish here that was meant for slaying @the BULL.

 

[ambi]

Nice girls. I’m still waiting on his supposed sextape he was going to publish here that was meant for slaying @the BULL.

sextape against his car that was apparently gonna make me kill myself

 

[AustinCutler]

It should be a crime to brag this much and not share your face

amúgy vágod irsz egy pmet tudok valamit mutatni xd

 

[boxface34]

Tbh sextape with your username written on her ass or larp

 

[AspiringMogger]

So I get there and she’s not but very shy. Like she’s like sitting really nervous and not making much eye contact jfl. We drive around a bit then it’s still like light out so it’s pretty crazy jfl.

We basically go down this narrow country road that’s off the main country road and start fucking but there’s just fields and a small hedge blocking us from others.

This is dead ass where you lost me. I don’t understand how you find out she is shy, driving around in broad daylight one paragraph, and having her bent over outside later.

Since you’re driving I’m assuming you’re both sober.

I don’t understand how you can convince a sober woman who is *as you’ve described yourself* shy, to smash outside first link you’ve met her in broad daylight. I don’t care if she is the biggest whore in the world, most pornstars would have reservations.

And then I’m supposed to believe she left the car and got fucked on the bonnet

JFL if anyone believes this LARP @ascension @TechnoBoss

 

[ambi]

Since you’re driving I’m assuming you’re both sober.

you havent seen his other thread, he often drives under the influence of coke while slaying a girl at the same time

 

[forevergymcelling]

This is dead ass where you lost me. I don’t understand how you find out she is shy, driving around in broad daylight one paragraph, and having her bent over outside later.

Since you’re driving I’m assuming you’re both sober.

I don’t understand how you can convince a sober woman who is *as you’ve described yourself* shy, to smash outside first link you’ve met her in broad daylight. I don’t care if she is the biggest whore in the world, most pornstars would have reservations.

And then I’m supposed to believe she left the car and got fucked on the bonnet

JFL if anyone believes this LARP @ascension @TechnoBoss

I was in disbelief at shit like this, but It can happen

Starting to think day game is the only way

A lot of you are gonna think this is a LARP but whatever I was speaking to some foid I slayed a few years ago. She is probably the biggest fogger from my slay count 5'10 green eyed stacylite-stacy. I can send her pic through PM if anyone is interested Anyway, she was telling me about a new...

looksmax.org

 

[TechnoBoss]

This is dead ass where you lost me. I don’t understand how you find out she is shy, driving around in broad daylight one paragraph, and having her bent over outside later.

Since you’re driving I’m assuming you’re both sober.

I don’t understand how you can convince a sober woman who is *as you’ve described yourself* shy, to smash outside first link you’ve met her in broad daylight. I don’t care if she is the biggest whore in the world, most pornstars would have reservations.

And then I’m supposed to believe she left the car and got fucked on the bonnet

JFL if anyone believes this LARP @ascension @TechnoBoss

I believe it. He looks good, and I've had crazy experiences happening to me that you wouldn't believe, and I'm only HTN. Not everything is a LARP.

This is why I hardly ever tell any stories of mine on here. They'll just be called LARPs.

 

[ambi]

I believe it. He looks good, and I've had crazy experiences happening to me that you wouldn't believe, and I'm only HTN. Not everything is a LARP.

This is why I hardly ever tell any stories of mine on here. They'll just be called LARPs.

after all your crazy experiences you have decided to go for monogamy and ride his dick in every thread he posts?

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

I think someone won’t like this and you know who.

 

[AspiringMogger]

I was in disbelief at shit like this, but It can happen

Starting to think day game is the only way

A lot of you are gonna think this is a LARP but whatever I was speaking to some foid I slayed a few years ago. She is probably the biggest fogger from my slay count 5'10 green eyed stacylite-stacy. I can send her pic through PM if anyone is interested Anyway, she was telling me about a new...

looksmax.org

I’ve cold approached women on the street and slayed them 15 mins later, but I was drunk and it was women already out clubbing.

I genuinely can’t wrap my mind around how men do this sober. JFL at my brain.

Also could you pm me a pic of the girl. I really wanna see what she looks like

 

[AspiringMogger]

I believe it. He looks good, and I've had crazy experiences happening to me that you wouldn't believe, and I'm only HTN. Not everything is a LARP.

This is why I hardly ever tell any stories of mine on here. They'll just be called LARPs.

I’ve had crazy experiences happen to me too, but very rarely sober. It’s the sober aspect that’s fucking with me tbh and the fact he himself described her as shy

 

[forevergymcelling]

I’ve cold approached women on the street and slayed them 15 mins later, but I was drunk and it was women already out clubbing.

I genuinely can’t wrap my mind around how men do this sober. JFL at my brain.

Also could you pm me a pic of the girl. I really wanna see what she looks like

Yeah same here, cold approaching on the street / kebab shop / mcdonalds from 2-4am mogs clubbing into utter oblivion, it's a million times easier

My record is about 15 mins too, but it was in a hostel, I literally met her, asked her to come out for a smoke and chat then I took her upstairs and fucked her immediately. All her friends + my roommates walked in on us too and they were in disbelief jfl. Other than that I've never had such luck, but then again I've never tried to pull shit like this off. In my mind it seemed impossible, especially during the day while sober.

Sure let me find her pics

 

[WishIwasChico]

I didn’t cold approach her Wdym @AspiringMogger ??

I message don insta if she wanted to fuck and go for a drive. It is all true. We went down this country road then this like narrow one while the sun was setting which led to like a field.

My car was facing towards the field so I bent her over it and as cars were driving past on the main road (ther other side of my car) I just ducked. People probs saw but idc jfl.

Idk it is crazy I suppose but it is true lol idk what more I can say.