I think God might return in 2033

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This is not a prophecy just a theory

3000 BC is when God created Earth according to the creationists

God also gave us the 7 day week

We can think of the years as:

3000BC: Monday
2000BC: Tuesday
1000BC: Wednesday
0: Thursday
1000: Friday
2000: Saturday
3000: Sunday

1000 years to us is 1 day to God

Jesus was born in 0 and our best estimate of His death is 33

And He resurrected on the 3rd day after His death

(Thursday->Friday->Saturday)

So 2033 marks 2000 years (2 days in God’s time) since the crucifixion of His son

So there’s a good chance He comes back on “Saturday” to begin his 1,000 year reign over Earth, until “Sunday”, when He will end Earth

Thoughts?
 
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This is not a prophecy just a theory

3000 BC is when God created Earth according to the creationists

God also gave us the 7 day week

We can think of the years as:

3000BC: Monday
2000BC: Tuesday
1000BC: Wednesday
0: Thursday
1000: Friday
2000: Saturday
3000: Sunday



Jesus was born in 0 and our best estimate of His death is 33

So 2033 marks 2000 years (2 days in God’s time) since the crucifixion of His son

So there’s a good chance He comes back on “Saturday” to begin his 1,000 year reign over Earth, until “Sunday”, when He will end Earth

Thoughts?
people always trying to predict his return

it is said "no one knows the hour"
 
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How I look at god after he spawns in and erases the bitch I was about to crack to lose my inceldom and carry her soul to heaven with a African angel

IMG 6708
 
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people always trying to predict his return

it is said "no one knows the hour"
I never said I believe it fully

It’s just a possibility

So it might be smart to become a Christian before 2033
 
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people always trying to predict his return

it is said "no one knows the hour"
Also “knowing” relies on empirical induction

So he simply means there will be no proof

Someone might believe in it out of faith rather than certainly knowing it and be right
 
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Also “knowing” relies on empirical induction

So he simply means there will be no proof

Someone might believe in it out of faith rather than certainly knowing it and be right
i guess but the point is to try and live your life in faith without worrying about when it is

the point is to have confidence in your faith to hwere you don't need to know
 
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aint shit happended in 2023
 

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